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Newspaper telemakerters :

 

Just ask many questions on the content. Also act interested, then ask if they make it in brail, cause you're blind. That'll make em :tear:

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I had a call from an old Indian lady selling something. I asked her why they always get girls to call me, is it because they know I'm a randy young single male who loves talking to females?

She replied that they don't have such information, but it's nice to know there are still some single guys out there (giggling).

I asked why she's pleased to know that, and is she single. No she was not single, married in fact, with children. I asked if she had a daughter,a nd how old she is.

She responded that she had a 15 year old daughter, who was obviously too young for me.

 

I then asked her to call me when her daughter is 16 (the legal age for sex here), and promised to give her a cow if the girl is still a pure virgin on our first night together.

The woman got more serious and said she was actually calling about (blah blah insurance creditcards sky-tv mortgages etc). I asked if she'd introduce me to her daughter if I agreed to sign up. She said yes, so I said "Ok, what's her mobile number, I'll call it and confirm it's really her".

 

She hung up :(

thats like the first really funny link out of the random shit here, good find

^Do not call list FTW!

 

But now its fucking election time. So I still get tons of calls about voting for some one, or for some proposition. I think the do not call list should stop them too.

 

Anyone know if they are breaking any laws by calling people on the do not call list, or do political calls not count?

Is there a list i can put my number on to stop political calls?

 

They only happen during election times for about a month, but they still rage me.

DIS IS NUMABOI AN I APROVE DIS MASSAGE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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