Posted October 17, 200618 yr Gingervitis Gingervitis. Horriblely unfortunate disease. The dictionary I just found lying around here... defines gingervitis as being a victim of RED hair. Symptoms of gingervitis include (funnily enough) RED hair, fair skin, many freckles and a sense of humour that only other victims understand. If you spot one, call the following 'I've spotted a ginger' hotline and report them immediately, 0800-GINGER-SPOT, that's 0800-446437-7768. No the number is not too long. Every digit is required. Gingervitis is contagious and gingers should not be approached. They're generally kept under control but every now and again one pops up out of a kangaroo pouch or other such places. Young children have created a game to pass the time during long car trips and appropriately named it "Spot the ginger". Victims of gingervitis generally are nocturnal (meaning they only come out at night) but a strand of gingervitis has mutated and evolved so that now some may come out during the day. These prototypes have been aptly called 'daywalkers'. (Yes I am quoting South Park). Whilst this evolved species is not contagious they are especially dangerous. Under no circumstances should they be approached. That is, unless you want to get a photo of a live one in it's natural habitat. Ginger ninjas as they are sometimes referred to as, cannot speak English very well, and tend to communicate with a variation of squeeling and screetching. During mating season (Autumn as it is the most orange season) two gingers will come together, perform the mating ritual (a performance similiar to a Picaso painting). If you were to see it, you wouldn't know what was what or what was going on. So to wrap up this... analysis, I'll just say this, gingervitis is a very serious case, should not be treated lightly and no, gingervitis victims are not people. Any ginger that has read this has obviously changed their hair colour to try and fit in. Let me tell you something, you're not fooling anyone you ginger bastard.
October 17, 200618 yr Didn't bother reading. That's because you are a ginger. Yea, I read it. Horrible attempt at being funny.
October 17, 200618 yr I'm guessing some one just watched South Park? I got to the third 'sentence' and gave up due to horrific grammar.
October 18, 200618 yr hey, im a ginger k? and i dont mean to ruin yur definition but i DO get out in the sun, im NOT weird, and i DEFINITELY kick ass
October 18, 200618 yr Gingervitis Gingervitis. Horriblely unfortunate disease. The dictionary I just found lying around here... defines gingervitis as being a victim of RED hair. Symptoms of gingervitis include (funnily enough) RED hair, fair skin, many freckles and a sense of humour that only other victims understand. If you spot one, call the following 'I've spotted a ginger' hotline and report them immediately, 0800-GINGER-SPOT, that's 0800-446437-7768. No the number is not too long. Every digit is required. Gingervitis is contagious and gingers should not be approached. They're generally kept under control but every now and again one pops up out of a kangaroo pouch or other such places. Young children have created a game to pass the time during long car trips and appropriately named it "Spot the ginger". Victims of gingervitis generally are nocturnal (meaning they only come out at night) but a strand of gingervitis has mutated and evolved so that now some may come out during the day. These prototypes have been aptly called 'daywalkers'. (Yes I am quoting South Park). Whilst this evolved species is not contagious they are especially dangerous. Under no circumstances should they be approached. That is, unless you want to get a photo of a live one in it's natural habitat. Ginger ninjas as they are sometimes referred to as, cannot speak English very well, and tend to communicate with a variation of squeeling and screetching. During mating season (Autumn as it is the most orange season) two gingers will come together, perform the mating ritual (a performance similiar to a Picaso painting). If you were to see it, you wouldn't know what was what or what was going on. So to wrap up this... analysis, I'll just say this, gingervitis is a very serious case, should not be treated lightly and no, gingervitis victims are not people. Any ginger that has read this has obviously changed their hair colour to try and fit in. Let me tell you something, you're not fooling anyone you ginger bastard. congratulations, you just showed everyone that your expressions are effected by South Park (Cartman) get a life and don't try to act like people from movies, idiot.
October 18, 200618 yr hey, im a ginger k? and i dont mean to ruin yur definition but i DO get out in the sun, im NOT weird, and i DEFINITELY kick ass Shut Up...
October 18, 200618 yr DuHUHhH I knOw WHheeRe toe PoEt tHe CApiToLS Then respect n!gger. See you at teh holocaust.
