Posted October 18, 200618 yr Ok guys, we as a community need to help our dear friend David (theMinkey) lose his virginity. We don't know what's quite wrong with him, apart from his overall appearance. So what we need you to do is drop some tips (serious tips, don't troll this thread or +b) for our friend Minkey to lose his virginity. He says he doesn't have communication problems or anything along those lines, it's just getting in there that he has the problem with. Now Minkey is a Uni student, so take the amount of parties into consideration while making your posts. Thanks for the help in advance - all members of myg0t
October 18, 200618 yr Help [myg0t]theMinkey lose his virginity. http://simusic.ifrance.com/affiches/mission%20impossible.jpe
October 18, 200618 yr Something seriously wrong if you can't get laid in college .... (unless you are going to BYU or the seminary)
October 18, 200618 yr Minkey, you need to get some good looking clothing and a good hair cut. We know you are from canada but i think we can still do it. Pants are better than shorts I am going on the asumption that you are skinny rather than buff so get a nice long sleve short that will go with pants http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/14454_02_b.jpg http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/14454_02_b.jpg shirts like that are a good cover up for most standered slim bodies Now Jeans are good. http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/14468_02_b.jpg one thing to make sure of, try not to buy anything with a Logo on it, or a big logo atleast.
October 18, 200618 yr (BEFORE YOU GO OUT HAVE A WANK!!!! NOT JOKING!!!) Dont talk about computers at all. Make sure they have had a few drinks. Dont be picky. Be funny, but not too funny or gay. Make sure they put out FRIST, You dont want to be cought in a soo called relationship to have to bore out there vagina. Make sure the girl to boy ratio is at least 2:1 guy. Dont boast about you penis size. Be kind to them. Dont swear too much. Try go out with the same people. Make sure the people you go out with ARNT virgins NOW IF YOU HAVE PICKED UP THE CHICK........... (follow in order) Give them a pash for a while, try to kiss the way they do. Slowly reach down and then rub their clit abit to get them warmed up. (aski them if it fees good, if not ask what does.) Make your way down again and lick their pussy for at least 5mins (plz fondle her tities while doing this &/or Finger her pussy. Slowly make you way back up while rubbing her clit. (Dont tell her what you want to do or what you are doing) Grab ur connie. Roll that shit on fast, Dont waste your time doing it. Make your way on top of her, And SLOWLY go in and build up a pace. Then do what ever feels rite. Ask her what to do better. Hope this helps. Any chance we can get a pic of this guy? :bj: :sleep2: :gaysex2: :rape:
October 18, 200618 yr (BEFORE YOU GO OUT HAVE A WANK!!!! NOT JOKING!!!) Dont talk about computers at all. Make sure they have had a few drinks. Dont be picky. Be funny, but not too funny or gay. Make sure they put out FRIST, You dont want to be cought in a soo called relationship to have to bore out there vagina. Make sure the girl to boy ratio is at least 2:1 guy. Dont boast about you penis size. Be kind to them. Dont swear too much. Try go out with the same people. Make sure the people you go out with ARNT virgins NOW IF YOU HAVE PICKED UP THE CHICK........... (follow in order) Give them a pash for a while, try to kiss the way they do. Slowly reach down and then rub their clit abit to get them warmed up. (aski them if it fees good, if not ask what does.) Make your way down again and lick their pussy for at least 5mins (plz fondle her tities while doing this &/or Finger her pussy. Slowly make you way back up while rubbing her clit. (Dont tell her what you want to do or what you are doing) Grab ur connie. Roll that shit on fast, Dont waste your time doing it. Make your way on top of her, And SLOWLY go in and build up a pace. Then do what ever feels rite. Ask her what to do better. Hope this helps. Any chance we can get a pic of this guy? :bj: :sleep2: :gaysex2: :rape: http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/3690/internethottietf6.jpg
October 18, 200618 yr For after shave, Get "Cool Water" I think. Its pretty easy to get here in aus, Dunno bout where you are.
October 18, 200618 yr ITS ALL LIES MINKEY ISN:T A VIRGIN HE HAS HAD SEX .... JUST NOT WITH A HUMAN http://www.g0tr00t.co.uk/images/moose.jpg
October 18, 200618 yr college girls are just a cocktease i'd say for some real hot sex you make a prostitute fund, so everytime you get paid from your job you keep like 50-75 euro just for prostitutes when i go to those districts right bfore i enter i check their bodies for bruises,if they got some that means they get hit by their pimp so those whores will go extremely cheap, sometimes i only pay like 15 euro for like all positions 15-30 minutes
October 18, 200618 yr Hahahahahahhahaah. Lolz. Well i think he was a girl that he picks up. Ie that wants him. But on the other hand if the Whore is hot, Hit it.
October 18, 200618 yr id go with what pedrotski said for the most part, pretty tried and tested. thats almost always been my approach unless youre lucky enough to find a girl that s aggresive enough to come on to you, IN THAT CASE YOUR JOB IS DONE, JUST FUCK HER
October 18, 200618 yr SourceX;394438']id go with what pedrotski said for the most part' date=' pretty tried and tested. thats almost always been my approach unless youre lucky enough to find a girl that s aggresive enough to come on to you, IN THAT CASE YOUR JOB IS DONE, JUST FUCK HER[/quote'] It has happend. Only once tho. And i was off my head hahhahaha. Most chicks are too shy so you MUST approach them. They will not come to you. It aint a movie.
October 18, 200618 yr For after shave, Get "Cool Water" I think. Its pretty easy to get here in aus, Dunno bout where you are. Cool Water is an awesome aftershave indeed imo.
October 18, 200618 yr ya cool water for the win, i been wearing that shit since 1995. and pedo, ive had it happen two or three times before.
October 18, 200618 yr SourceX;394448']ya cool water for the win' date=' i been wearing that shit since 1995. and pedo, ive had it happen two or three times before.[/quote'] haha cool. I have rooted prolly bout 7 chix and im 16. If you guys need more advise ask me. Im off to be now. Tis 5am lol. Kbai.
October 18, 200618 yr he should go to a large american city and wander around between twelve and six a.m. he'll get hit on by something. I guarantee it.
October 18, 200618 yr GhOsT;394411']http://simusic.ifrance.com/affiches/mission%20impossible.jpe lol best one yet
October 18, 200618 yr http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/3690/internethottietf6.jpg my advice- don't be too picky. if you want an easy lay, just find a girl who seems alright with talking to you. get her fucking hammered drunk. and her legs are as good as you prising them open and forcing yourself inside.
October 18, 200618 yr dress nice shave no glasses have gum (bad breath is a total turn off) wear some good cologne (if anything, play it safe and get Armani Aqua DiGio, every guy wears it but thats because its an all around good cologne) talk to girls with confidence you might not get ass right off the bat, but atleast you'll be able to pick up a few numbers and eventually get laid. good luck
