October 18, 200618 yr http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/drtimmerz/tiedyeax7.jpg Landing a girl is easy (tho ive only scored twice) What you do is Step 1: get a good self esteem, have a positive image or w.e dont look like well ur pic (this would include taking ur headphones off when in public) Step 2:Find a girl, a first doesn't have to look perfect, dont look for looks as much as a body, just try to ignore the face :p Get the girl interested in you and then schedule a date Step 3:convince her you love her (you dont actually have to love the bitch, it just fucks with their head) Step 4:Go over to her house and refer to that pedo guys guide, basically stick your peen in her. unless you see a penis or wierd shit on her snatch, cross your fingers for a shaved puss lol I have just tryed my best to teach you every normal mans instinct good luck
October 18, 200618 yr Minkey, you need to get some good looking clothing and a good hair cut. We know you are from canada but i think we can still do it. Pants are better than shorts I am going on the asumption that you are skinny rather than buff so get a nice long sleve short that will go with pants http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/14454_02_b.jpg http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/14454_02_b.jpg shirts like that are a good cover up for most standered slim bodies Now Jeans are good. http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/14468_02_b.jpg one thing to make sure of, try not to buy anything with a Logo on it, or a big logo atleast. rifk i have that shirt VERY FANCY SHIT
October 18, 200618 yr Flattery is key. Pretend like you understand her, accept her emotions. Be there for her. Then, as soon as she softens up you're in.
October 18, 200618 yr im poor and not into preppy shit i get by shopping at zumiez pac sun and hot topic
October 18, 200618 yr That only works with trying to get you into bed h4x^^. Sit down next to them, and tell them sweet things, who you are what you like to do (leave myg0t out of it) and then start kissing kneck and voila, insta-sex lol sex advice from an e-dater
October 18, 200618 yr haahhaahahhaah rofl Step 1: get a good self esteem, have a positive image or w.e dont look like well ur pic (this would include taking ur headphones off when in public)
October 18, 200618 yr im poor and not into preppy shit i get by shopping at zumiez pac sun and hot topicgg on getting of topic,and minkey,if u really wanna get laid,be yourself,honestly....if some bitch should like u you shouldnt have to change for her to like you....tbh u should find a nerdy bitch that likes WoW,talk about what levels u are. and boom insta-sex.!
October 18, 200618 yr Well we could allways do what we did before when we tried to get minkey sexed. IM his favorite girls nonstop to have sex with him????
October 19, 200618 yr I'm perfectly willing to undergo a sex change and take the virginity of minkey. It would be my pleasure.
October 19, 200618 yr There's no shame in being a virgin. There's more to college than about having promiscuous sex. It's about learning, friendship, communal bond and reaching your goals. Why rush losing your virginity? Infact you should treasure it. A philosopher once said, "Every harlot was a virgin once". So don't think that your current state will determine your future sex life. And if you keep reading what I have to say, you'll never get laid.
October 19, 200618 yr gg on getting of topic,and minkey,if u really wanna get laid,be yourself,honestly....if some bitch should like u you shouldnt have to change for her to like you....tbh u should find a nerdy bitch that likes WoW,talk about what levels u are. and boom insta-sex.! f u i was suggesting an alternative to expensive clothing
October 19, 200618 yr ok heres where to get all the tips... (step by step) 1. go to http://www.limewire.com 2. download limewire 3. install 4. run the program 5. click in the search bar 6. type in "40 year old virgin" 7. download 8. watch 9. write down tips 10. fuck dat gurl if that doesn't work take a gun and kill urself.
October 19, 200618 yr ok heres where to get all the tips... (step by step) 1. go to http://www.limewire.com 2. download limewire 3. install 4. run the program 5. click in the search bar 6. type in "40 year old virgin" 7. download 8. watch 9. write down tips 10. fuck dat gurl if that doesn't work take a gun and kill urself. Dont listen to this guy. :hahano:
October 19, 200618 yr Dear community, I am very moved by the amount of input from you guys. It's good to have such friends, but it's really not necessary. Thanks anyway, I have humpy. http://myg0t.com/humpy/pictures/david.bmp
October 19, 200618 yr theMinkey;394667']Dear community, I am very moved by the amount of input from you guys. It's good to have such friends, but it's really not necessary. Thanks anyway, I have humpy. http://myg0t.com/humpy/pictures/david.bmp minkey: hi gurl: hi minkey: um wutsup gurl: nm nm u minkey: nm i just raged a nub with myg0t gurl: dats kewl wer u der wen i was pubbing with my cal clan minkey: ya i rmbmr wanna seks me gurl: ok but i hav pen0r minkey: dats ok we cen rub our pen0rs.
October 19, 200618 yr First learn to dance : http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index2.html Advanced Dancing: http://www.zefrank.com/dance2/navigation.html Impress your date : http://www.zefrank.com/date_1/navigation.html Predate Questions: http://www.zefrank.com/predate/index2.html
October 19, 200618 yr I'm never going to forget this thread. Here's my suggestion: stop being so fucking unattractive. it should have happened by now. there is something wrong with you. oh, and its hard to lose your virginity to a girl when you're only attracted to men.
October 19, 200618 yr EyeReesh;394693']I'm never going to forget this thread. Here's my suggestion: stop being so fucking unattractive. it should have happened by now. there is something wrong with you. oh, and its hard to lose your virginity to a girl when you're only attracted to men. Even harder if you like animals more then men and women :tear:
October 19, 200618 yr Flattery is key. Pretend like you understand her, accept her emotions. Be there for her. Then, as soon as she softens up you're in. Time consuming. Flattery is transparent if you pile that shit onto them all the time anyway, but some helps.
