October 19, 200618 yr Step 1: Get contact lenses Just in my experience with college, the guys with glasses don't get laid. One of my friends had glasses, till some bitch smacked him and broke them. Week later he got off with some bitch at a gig for the first time evar.
October 19, 200618 yr There's no shame in being a virgin. There's more to college than about having promiscuous sex. It's about learning, friendship, communal bond and reaching your goals. Why rush losing your virginity? Infact you should treasure it. A philosopher once said, "Every harlot was a virgin once". So don't think that your current state will determine your future sex life. And if you keep reading what I have to say, you'll never get laid. http://www.nak.no/motor/html/TV3/flyer%20nerd.jpg
October 19, 200618 yr Something seriously wrong if you can't get laid in college .... (unless you are going to BYU or the seminary) virgin
October 19, 200618 yr wow i thought this would be a joke, but your all serious. lol poor minkey it will happen in time man
October 19, 200618 yr nod and say uh-huh alot the trick is being able to space out totally while still looking them in the eyes
October 19, 200618 yr GhOsT;394411']http://simusic.ifrance.com/affiches/mission%20impossible.jpe Still the best one yet.
October 19, 200618 yr Still the best one yet. it would be if someone photoshopped minkey's face on the cover instead, and said starring "Dave whateverthefuckminkey'slastnameis"
October 19, 200618 yr Silverware;394473']rifk i have that shirt VERY FANCY SHIT i have that shirt too haha but look clean cut and be yourself thats about it. oh and once you do get it make sure you're calm, and have a condom with you even if she is on birthcontrol who the hell knows how many people she's slept with its mainly so you don't get a nasty ass disease ha. but just chill and be cool or get a girlfriend then get in.
October 19, 200618 yr Flattery is key. Pretend like you understand her, accept her emotions. Be there for her. Then, as soon as she softens up you're in. Wrong over flattering a girl is the dumbest thing you can do, a comment about her looks ONCE will do the trick, if she is interested back in you
October 19, 200618 yr it would be if someone photoshopped minkey's face on the cover instead, and said starring "Dave whateverthefuckminkey'slastnameis" Sorry i didn't have the Photoshop SkillZ :(
October 19, 200618 yr theMinkey;394965']rofl @ everyone taking this seriously. this thread is such a lol Yeh seriously, am i the only 1 who actually laughed when i saw the title? and losing your virginity is a load of bullshit, wasnt fucking magical i just fucked some slag after a night out clubbing problem sorted.
October 20, 200618 yr Author theMinkey;394965']rofl @ everyone taking this seriously. this thread is such a lol Yea, before and after this thread....you will still be a virgin fo lyf
October 20, 200618 yr theMinkey;394965']rofl @ everyone taking this seriously. this thread is such a lol rifk
October 20, 200618 yr theMinkey;395008']i thought everybody here knew i was saving myself for johnny depp? I can see it now. Pirates of the Caribbean: Minkeys Pearl Necklace http://www.drunkenvidchat.com/pics/funny/oooh_minkey.JPG
October 20, 200618 yr I don't know if anyone mentioned this BUT IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME YOU MUST TAKE PREVENTITIVE MEASURES AGAINST PREMATURE EJACULATION. First, you MUST jack-off in a bathroom before you have sex. This will make the penis a little more relieved and you won't have the urge to cum too quickly. If you have tiime buy some delay or numbing cream before hand, read directions, and lather accordingly. When you are in the middle of sex don't think about how good it feels or the girl... look at something bland, like the wallpaper...distract yourself by counting the bumps on the wall or something. I TELL YOU THIS so you will avoid embarresment...you don't want to be finished after a minute do you? If you can last 10 minutes on your first try you're a cHAMP! P.S. I AM NOT GAY..just trying to help a guy out...especially you gamer guys... you're so unhealthy and out of shape I doubt you could hold your load for too long.
October 20, 200618 yr I don't know if anyone mentioned this BUT IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME YOU MUST TAKE PREVENTITIVE MEASURES AGAINST PREMATURE EJACULATION. First, you MUST jack-off in a bathroom before you have sex. This will make the penis a little more relieved and you won't have the urge to cum too quickly. If you have tiime buy some delay or numbing cream before hand, read directions, and lather accordingly. When you are in the middle of sex don't think about how good it feels or the girl... look at something bland, like the wallpaper...distract yourself by counting the bumps on the wall or something. I TELL YOU THIS so you will avoid embarresment...you don't want to be finished after a minute do you? If you can last 10 minutes on your first try you're a cHAMP! P.S. I AM NOT GAY..just trying to help a guy out...especially you gamer guys... you're so unhealthy and out of shape I doubt you could hold your load for too long. i want to pee in your butt
October 20, 200618 yr haha cool. I have rooted prolly bout 7 chix and im 16. If you guys need more advise ask me. Im off to be now. Tis 5am lol. Kbai. AHHHHHHHHHHHH Don't make it any worse. Don't fucking use that expression "rooted" N.E.WAY. If you wanna get laid quick, go for a younger girl. This could go on for like a month or less, depending on how hot and manly you are. Find a group of girls or whatever, get to know them, make sure you're friends with all of them and then find one that you have a "special connection" with. One that laughs at all your jokes and always says hi and smiles to you. If you start hitting on them they will be nervous and excited, they will not want to disappoint you so they will do anything you ask them too. Trust me, younger chix r0xx0r. (not too young cause thats gross)
October 20, 200618 yr lol. Okay, here's what's worked for me: 1: Be fucking confident without being an arrogant asshole. 2: At the very least pretend to be interested in what she wants to talk about. 3: Never hit on more than one girl in a group, and don't go for the hottest...go for the 2nd or 3rd hottest in a group. 4: Have a positive attitude. Women can't stand that emo woe is me bullshit. 5: Dress decent but casual, practice good personal hygiene, use deoderant (oderless), and if you wear aftershave/cologne wear it in moderation that they can only smell it if they're within about 12 inches of you. A woman will not be interested in you if all they like is your smell, but if they're mildy interested and within about a foot of you AND they think you smell good, you're that much closer. 6: Try to make at least some eye contact. 7: Don't drink too fucking much. 8: Chewing gum is okay, but you'll be better off with mints of some sort because only jock douche retards chew gum constantly. 9: Don't use any one liner. Ever. 10: Rubbing one out before any party is a good plan, because you'll be more relaxed. Some people think that you should fuck a fat chick, or some ugly slump buster. That's bullshit; as long as you're confident, look and smell decent, and have an interesting personality you will be good to go. And ALWAYS remember that Quality>Quantity.
