October 20, 200618 yr 1. go to party 2. find the drunkest fuckable girl you can. 3. say hi, make stupid comment or whatnot 3. take her outside/somewhere secluded 4. talk for approx 2 mins, move in for the kill. 5. with any luck...byahh!
October 20, 200618 yr 40;394407']Ok guys, we as a community need to help our dear friend David (theMinkey) lose his virginity. We don't know what's quite wrong with him, apart from his overall appearance. So what we need you to do is drop some tips (serious tips, don't troll this thread or +b) for our friend Minkey to lose his virginity. He says he doesn't have communication problems or anything along those lines, it's just getting in there that he has the problem with. Now Minkey is a Uni student, so take the amount of parties into consideration while making your posts. Thanks for the help in advance - all members of myg0t im assuming the sex is going to be homosexual?
October 21, 200618 yr ONE WURD: HOOKER http://www.tchadforum.com/inc/resource/acc40e7a095a9aa3baae2c8b090651bb/w_225/prostitute.jpg
October 21, 200618 yr http://www.nak.no/motor/html/TV3/flyer%20nerd.jpg SATAN I HELVETTE DIN HESTERUNKER :gaysex2:
October 21, 200618 yr tbh, you'll be much better off with a girl who likes you mroe then you like her. Those were the days.
October 21, 200618 yr I have a friend who is not very attractive, but hes crazy, smart and funny as fuck & just blurts out random shit. If you do that and make everyone laugh then youll be 8======D~~~~~~> |oo|
October 21, 200618 yr I have a friend who is not very attractive, but hes crazy, smart and funny as fuck & just blurts out random shit. If you do that and make everyone laugh then youll be 8======D~~~~~~> |oo| I DO THAT BUT IT JUST MAKES THINGS AWKWARD AND NO 8=======D
October 21, 200618 yr theMinkey;395527']I DO THAT BUT IT JUST MAKES THINGS AWKWARD AND NO 8=======D thats a good thing u dont want penis you should have one Just dont be a tool. act as if you dont know what the internet is and you should be good to go
October 21, 200618 yr theMinkey;395527']I DO THAT BUT IT JUST MAKES THINGS AWKWARD AND NO 8=======D maybe you missed the point, the random shit has to make people laugh
October 22, 200618 yr blocky;395545']maybe you missed the point' date=' the random shit has to make people laugh[/quote'] If everything gets awkward, you just keep going until at least someone laughs. If no one does, then you better gtfout of there
October 22, 200618 yr MINKEY IS IN A MAGAZENE LOOK http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/5392/minkeyqt8.png
October 22, 200618 yr theMinkey;394965']rofl @ everyone taking this seriously. this thread is such a lol cmon minkey, we are just playing to your strengths here. internet is the only way you are going to learn =F
October 22, 200618 yr theMinkey;395527']I DO THAT BUT IT JUST MAKES THINGS AWKWARD AND NO 8=======D get some life experince to talk about instead of saying (proably obnoxious akward shit) what i am basically telling you is...get off the computer, stop playing video games so often, stop jerking off constantly and try to find a girlfriend
October 22, 200618 yr im telling you, younger girls (not the ones so frequently posted on 4chan). they are so easy.
October 22, 200618 yr If you got a car, Go for the younger ones. They will be like, OMG he can liek drive me around and stuff.
October 22, 200618 yr im telling you, younger girls (not the ones so frequently posted on 4chan). they are so easy. you sound like my friend, who is pretty much a cradle robber, going after girls 4 years younger than him....
October 23, 200618 yr you sound like my friend, who is pretty much a cradle robber, going after girls 4 years younger than him.... If he wants to get laid from a chick then just forget about her, a younger girl is the way to go. It's the way of life.
