Posted October 19, 200618 yr This is one of the funniest things I've seen all year, excluding the midget indian dancer. Who would have thought that turtles would resort to rape or domestic violence? Who would have thought they could?? http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7391 this is probably posted here as it's an old-ish link. But I'm sure some of you haven't seen it.
October 19, 200618 yr LMAO! Best link in here in a long time. At first i was thinking "Booorrrinnnggg... who hasn't seen two turtles fucking before?" Then I was laughing out loud so hard! Never seen a turtle RAPE another turtle before... Kind of reminds me of Head Crabs form Half Life...
October 19, 200618 yr LOL @ the sounds it was making at the end sounded like the noise i would hear my friends grandpa made when he was in the bathroom, almost exact
October 19, 200618 yr http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfLPKLGRmbc&mode=related&search= LOL turtle rape techno remix... And I top it off with tortoise rape: Note the fact that the male sounds like a retarded 34 year old.
October 19, 200618 yr Yeah they all mate like that, must be some ritual. I remember seeing a video of it in biology, and they did the same thing.
October 19, 200618 yr Never seen a turtle RAPE another turtle before... D0MINATI0N;394661']LOL @ the sounds it was making at the end sounded like the noise i would hear my friends grandpa made when he was in the bathroom, almost exact GRAWK! GREEEK! KSSSSSST! FUCK ME BITCHKSSSTTREEEEK!!! rofl thats some hot turtle porn. turtles are gods at sex. This thread has "Furry" written all over it..
October 19, 200618 yr Leopulse;394782']This thread has "Furry" written all over it.. I see no fur. They're turtles, they don't have any hair or fur. :lmfao:
October 19, 200618 yr I see no fur. They're turtles, they don't have any hair or fur. :lmfao: Reptile porn then...
October 19, 200618 yr Leopulse;394830']Reptile porn then... Werd. Now that's doing it like they do it on the discovery channel. :gaysex: http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/BarnKnuckles/TurtleStyle.jpg I hereby spawn a new proverb: Two wrongs does not make a right. It makes baby turtles.
