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Stoned Gorilla;623338']i love your goddamn sig holy it's fun to watch kids kicking kicked really fast over and over

 

and i love your animations! WE should makeout then make it into a animaion that can easily be converted into a gif aka a sig!

hell yeah smoke weed~~!~!

and eat vagina~~shaved vagina~~~

 

ok so i got a badass story about smoking tweek back when i was in high school '05 with my best friend, fuxkin Tope!!

i was in 11th grade and my bro was in 12th so we started getting into tweek which is nasty and i dont do anymore, fuxk that shit!

but anyways one of the many crazy nights we had we were all tweekin balls and we got bored, it was like 3am or so, so i was like dude we should go wake up Bryan(our other best friend) and see if he wants to tweek out with us. so we decided to goto his house which is olny like a 3 min walk. so we get there and we /hop over to his backyard, and we are all looking through his windows and shit. then outta no where we get all paranoid as fuck, i start thinking his mom is up watching us in the dark> so i start freaking out!! then i cant find fuxkin Tope anywhere, i was like wasnt he just with me, so i get to the front of my friends house looking for Tope. nowhere to be found im like this is fuxkin weird. so i start walking down the street with a tweek pipe in my pocket thinkin where the fuck is Tope i got the pipe he should be far. as im walking the the street at like 3am i see a white truck drive by, i think nothing of it and continue walking, this is where i start freaking out, the fuxkin same truck drive by again so now im trippin. i start running down this field next to the street towrads a tree. i climb the tree and wait there for like 10 mins, see the fuxkin truck again. so now im thinkin this truck is after me. as im chillin in this tree i decide to take a hit of the tweek pipe!! hahaha a fuxkin tweeker in a tree at 3am smokin tweek!! thats gotta be the funniest shit ever~~

 

anyways i finally decide to climb down and contine to look for my bro. as im walking in this feild next to the road the damn sprinklers come on, so im like FUXK and try and hide behind this fuxk tree that is as thin as a pencil so i would get hit by water. that didnt really work, but as i was doing this i see Tope drive by so i book it running after him flicking my lighter hopeing he will see the lighter in the rear view mirror, but he didnt and turn out on the main road. so i was like fuxk. and start walking back to his house. so im about there i see Tope walkin, hes like wtf man ive been looking for you and im like yeah i was looking for you~~ we got separated somehow man. then he was all dude there was like 3 undercovers driving around. i was like dude there is this white truch following me around! so we go back in his house and im still freakin out about that truck, i couldnt stop hearing the motor of that truck in my head thinking it out side the whole night, looking out the window the intire night,

 

so its about 5am now and we gotta pretend we are sleepin cuz his dad gets up to goto work, so we pass that mission he goes to work we get back up. and my bro is like lets goto wal mart(its like 630am now) haha so as we are walking out the door that mother fuxkin truck drive by right at that moment and im like dude that the truck we get all freaked out and get in the car and drive to wal mart thankfully the truck didnt follow us. so we are driving to wal mart we didnt goto school that day and as we are on he road im lookin at the mirror looking behind me and i see my dads work truck and i know its him cuz this is the way to his work so i start freakin again and tell Tope. i all lean my seat back all the way done hopwing he wont regiznize his car. but we never got cought and make it to wal mart, ands i dont know why we wree at wal mart to begin with.

 

last time we were at wal mart at 1am we bought a cheap ass paintball gun

 

the end

suspended license from dui with an ounce of weed on me :ownedd: :wtcslap:

 

:facesj::naughtyd::O_o::lmfao:

 

 

That really sucks dude!

 

At least you are out now and can Live it up.

 

 

 

Party on!

partied hard last night at rave club dropped 3 mdma gel caps

still on afterglow and smoking weed brings high back

 

:happysad::happysad::happysad::happysad::happysad::happysad:

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whereis d3?

 

lol sorry ive been busy with life, im on my phone right now high as hell, drinkin whiskey and watchin my buddy cut grass. hopefully soon ill have enough time to get back to the net more often soon enoigh

anybody know a good recipe for special brownies?

 

Holy fucking shit even a weed smoker should be able to figure this one out.

 

Do everything the brownie box tells you then add weed and continue to stir. Use a half ounce of weed per brownie mix packet. Use less if you're poor or don't like getting really fucked up. If you have headies you only need about a quarter per packet, but don't waste your headies in fucking brownies you fucking amatuer you should smoke that shit. You can also use has oil or hash butter which is made from weed, but I'm not going into making that here. Find it online bitch. The only thing that makes these brownies special is the weed. For brownie recipes go to a fucking bakers forum.

 

p.s.

 

I'm fuckin' high

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