January 22, 200916 yr sp0rky;606338']You find a penny on the ground. You find a penny on the ground and drop a pair of socks on top of it. Edited January 22, 200916 yr by [myg0t]Dilpo
January 22, 200916 yr Dilpo;606339']You find a penny on the ground and drop a pair of socks on top of it. You pick up the socks. The penny has disappeared. You pick up the penny. The socks are on your feet.
January 22, 200916 yr sp0rky;606340']You pick up the socks. The penny has disappeared. You pick up the penny. The socks are on your feet. Your feet cease to exist. You fall asymptotically to the ground floating just above the penny you recently picked up. The socks warm your ears from the boiling magma.
January 22, 200916 yr Dilpo;606342']Your feet cease to exist. You fall asymptotically to the ground floating just above the penny you recently picked up. The socks warm your ears from the boiling magma. You pick up the penny. The river of boiling magma carries your burning remains away. You pick up the penny only to realize that you are the penny. A pair of socks falls on top of you and blots out the world. A caldera erupts. You pick up the socks.
January 22, 200916 yr sp0rky;606343']You pick up the penny. The river of boiling magma carries your burning remains away. You pick up the penny only to realize that you are the penny. A pair of socks falls on top of you and blots out the world. A caldera erupts. You pick up the socks. A grasshopper fails to imagine a cloud-like structure which vaguely appears to resemble you picking up a penny at the bottom of a boiling river of magma as it pours from a recently erupted caldera. Your entire body is burned away and the resulting plume of smoke reminds you of a grasshopper attempting to imagine. You think that the grasshopper is perhaps imagining the universe folding in upon itself, each thread of space-time interweaving and for a moment of nonlinear time, taking the shape of a pair of socks. You would be wrong, and the man watching you tells you this. He hands you a penny. Edited January 22, 200916 yr by [myg0t]Dilpo
January 22, 200916 yr Dilpo;606344']A grasshopper fails to imagine a cloud-like structure which vaguely appears to resemble you picking up a penny at the bottom of a boiling river of magma as it pours from a recently erupted caldera. Your entire body is burned away and the resulting plume of smoke reminds you of a grasshopper attempting to imagine. You think that the grasshopper is perhaps imagining the universe folding in upon itself' date=' each thread of space-time interweaving and for a moment of nonlinear time, taking the shape of a pair of socks. You would be wrong, and the man watching you tells you this. He hands you a penny.[/quote'] You hold a penny in your hand. Looking up you see yourself and you promptly tell yourself that you're wrong. You pick up the penny. A grasshopper watches these events unfold from outside space time. You hand yourself a grasshopper. Time has no meaning. The grasshopper hands you the penny. A petunia winks into existence 5 miles above the surface of the earth and is promptly flattened by the earth as it hurtles through space. The oceans boil away and the crust explodes as boiling magma. The earth is dead. You are the petunia. Your father watches as you are unborn into a petunia seed. As the earth tears itself apart you see your father pick up a penny.
January 22, 200916 yr sp0rky;606352']You hold a penny in your hand. Looking up you see yourself and you promptly tell yourself that you're wrong. You pick up the penny. A grasshopper watches these events unfold from outside space time. You hand yourself a grasshopper. Time has no meaning. The grasshopper hands you the penny. A petunia winks into existence 5 miles above the surface of the earth and is promptly flattened by the earth as it hurtles through space. The oceans boil away and the crust explodes as boiling magma. The earth is dead. You are the petunia. Your father watches as you are unborn into a petunia seed. As the earth tears itself apart you see your father pick up a penny. The penny drops you to the ground. The earth becomes the universe and is ripping apart. Your molecules and those of what is remaining of the ground occupy the same space at the same time. Your father weeps as you have become the ground which is disintegrating into nothing. You hand him a penny. The flock of geese you heard tomorrow begin humming in offset sinusoidal waves, gradually increasing in pitch until all you can hear is the shriek of jet engines. His tears become pennies which fall to the ground and occupy the same space as you and the ground. A petunia explodes in the distance. All matter is gone. You are alone as a thought. You think about a penny. The penny reaches down to pick you up and drops a pair of socks on you. A blade of grass breaches the surface of the soil on a sunny day. You see the clanking of a blacksmith. You fall to the left and the world begins anew, everything is made of cellophane. The humming stops as you are sucked into the engines of the jet, nothing left but feathers floating slowly down from the sky. A feather lands on a pair of socks covering a penny. The smell of pennies permeates the air and it smells beautiful. The grass grows quickly towards the sky and offers you a hamburger. The grass is just a tall stack of pennies and collapses under the weight of the realization. You drown in the cold copper penny ocean that remains waiting to be discovered.
January 23, 200916 yr my meds :gaykeke: :wow: :naughty: :drool2: :lmfao: http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2716/medsdo6.jpg
January 26, 200916 yr Cola Weed http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8118/sdc11727gf4.jpg http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8712/sdc11728hh5.jpg
January 26, 200916 yr Dilpo;606354']The penny drops you to the ground. The earth becomes the universe and is ripping apart. Your molecules and those of what is remaining of the ground occupy the same space at the same time. Your father weeps as you have become the ground which is disintegrating into nothing. You hand him a penny. The flock of geese you heard tomorrow begin humming in offset sinusoidal waves' date=' gradually increasing in pitch until all you can hear is the shriek of jet engines. His tears become pennies which fall to the ground and occupy the same space as you and the ground. A petunia explodes in the distance. All matter is gone. You are alone as a thought. You think about a penny. The penny reaches down to pick you up and drops a pair of socks on you. A blade of grass breaches the surface of the soil on a sunny day. You see the clanking of a blacksmith. You fall to the left and the world begins anew, everything is made of cellophane. The humming stops as you are sucked into the engines of the jet, nothing left but feathers floating slowly down from the sky. A feather lands on a pair of socks covering a penny. The smell of pennies permeates the air and it smells beautiful. The grass grows quickly towards the sky and offers you a hamburger. The grass is just a tall stack of pennies and collapses under the weight of the realization. You drown in the cold copper penny ocean that remains waiting to be discovered.[/quote'] This is a tale about destiny. The penny is just a metaphor, but for what no one knows. Our story really starts in a galaxy spinning out of control. You feel time stop in your bones. You occupy the same space as the cold copper penny, and you can taste its familiar metallic taste. The taste begins to resemble soil which quickly fills your mouth and nostrils making you gag. It makes you sad and you begin to cry hysterically as you begin to feel perpetually hopelessness. Your tears become the rivers and lakes flooding the earth. The world begins anew, everything else is disintegrating into nothingness. Now you understand, but only before a brief second before your ripped back into a void. You think about a hamburger and as you do you drown in offset sinusoidal waves, gradually increasing in pitch until all you see and feel is darkness. I stare at you and laugh uncontrollably. (Hope you guys don't mind me jumping in on this...)
January 30, 200916 yr Addies and hash my friends, addies and hash. got 210mg's of adderall XR beads day before midterms for $20... mad good deal considering people were paying $5 a 20-30mg pill... I only paid about $2.66 a pill so nbd.
January 30, 200916 yr yo fuck adderall thats some pussy shit niggi I wouldn't call it recreational really, but shits so good for when school work and manual labor has to get done. I shoveled my neighbor's sloped, big fucking driveway 2 days ago when we had that fucking bullshit rain/snow where all the snow was slush underneath and weighed 10X more in fucking 45 minutes. usually when I do it sober shit takes atleast 2 hours and that's with lighter snow Working man drug IMO. got $30 for 45 minutes of my time haha good shit.
January 30, 200916 yr woot friday... got some haze and e's mmmm :lmfao: :naughty: :drool2: :sly: :facesj: :cool:
February 1, 200916 yr it's going to be a long night... 1.5g of hash + 5 transformers :naughty: :gaykeke: :wow: :facesj: :hahano: the transformer feels pretty clean mdma :cool: http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/820/longnightaghfg4.jpg
February 2, 200916 yr i just bought a sac of shards and going to do some glass blowing on monday :drool2:
February 5, 200916 yr skipped all my classes today and just hit my friends volcano til i was retarded:wow:
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