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after diner how bout we catch a movie th en we can reconcile about it over at the iced cream parlor then we can like just fish or somthing tht gets our minds off of that raw meat smell coming out of my socks o shit i cought a giant hammerhead cattlefish it seeds out many diffrent forms of the gators in the sewers are rly geting bad mayb we shuld just, no thx i dont want any paper rount any1 no okay, thts fine i'll have the roasted farm animal pls k thanks no problem oh your just ever so courtious to me the waited at the chef boyardee power plant any1 no just having a rough day b/c of the half man half elk that rammed into my back door last nite it broke a hole in my wall and then went in my god damn freezer and started suckin on my fckn ice pops i told that elk u either esat ur roast beef or u can go to bed and he sed nononononononon so i gave him a nice litle smack on the ass and told him to smarten up or its off to the sour patch kids plant 4 u and u will be making pie any1 no ok thts good now i can eat them all 4 myself and i can also throw them at the mayor of breakfaste villed beacuase he gets a lil mad wen u throw bacon and other wholesome activites any1 want 2 hav a nice litle game of the soccer b4 we eat our lunch no im fin elk o shit a herd of elk are coming o shit guard your door b/c he mite barrage ur haus with offerings of chips and dip o yes i lov tht stuff o yes just off to the doctors now i hav 2 get a heart checkup o ya kbye :)
after diner how bout we catch a movie th en we can reconcile about it over at the iced cream parlor then we can like just fish or somthing tht gets our minds off of that raw meat smell coming out of my socks o shit i cought a giant hammerhead cattlefish it seeds out many diffrent forms of the gators in the sewers are rly geting bad mayb we shuld just, no thx i dont want any paper rount any1 no okay, thts fine i'll have the roasted farm animal pls k thanks no problem oh your just ever so courtious to me the waited at the chef boyardee power plant any1 no just having a rough day b/c of the half man half elk that rammed into my back door last nite it broke a hole in my wall and then went in my god damn freezer and started suckin on my fckn ice pops i told that elk u either esat ur roast beef or u can go to bed and he sed nononononononon so i gave him a nice litle smack on the ass and told him to smarten up or its off to the sour patch kids plant 4 u and u will be making pie any1 no ok thts good now i can eat them all 4 myself and i can also throw them at the mayor of breakfaste villed beacuase he gets a lil mad wen u throw bacon and other wholesome activites any1 want 2 hav a nice litle game of the soccer b4 we eat our lunch no im fin elk o shit a herd of elk are coming o shit guard your door b/c he mite barrage ur haus with offerings of chips and dip o yes i lov tht stuff o yes just off to the doctors now i hav 2 get a heart checkup o ya kbye :)

 

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