Posted November 7, 200618 yr How To Fly a Bee The other day I was out and about with a few chums doing nothing in particular and we were conversing about our childhoods. After a few minutes of stupid conversation, the subject of bee flying was brought up. Half of the people I was with had no idea what the hell I was talking about so I felt it was my duty to inform them as well as the myg0t forums about flying bees. Why would you want to fly a bee you ask? Because it kicks ass, I mean whats scarier then a bee? Thats right, nothing. Sick ass little yellow shits that fly around and sting you with their ass, scariest shit I've ever seen. First, you're going to need supplies: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/FaceMask5555/equipment.jpg Floss is ideal because for some reason its always easier to find in your house then string and a jar is always required to catch the bees. The jar above is good for one bee because of its size, bigger jars make it easier to catch more bees without letting the ones inside escape. So where do you find bees? Good places to look are the front of cars and garbage bins, bees are always hanging around these places and they're usually eating shit so its easy to catch them. What do you do once you catch your bee(s)? http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/FaceMask5555/Fridge1.jpg All you need for the next step is a refrigerator with a freezer. Take the jar with your captured bees and place it in the freezer for no longer then 5 minutes, any longer then that and the bee will freeze to death (half the time they die anyway...but 5 minutes has always seemed to be the 'point of no return'). You may want to use a plastic jar to help prevent the bee from freezing to the jar itself. Every time I've used glass jars theres always a bee or two that gets frozen to the bottom. After leaving the bee in the freezer, they'll either die or 'pass out' which will give you plenty of time to perform the next step, tying the bee. You'll want to be very gentle with your frozen bee, its very easy to rip legs and wings off while tying so take your time. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/FaceMask5555/beeinstruction.jpg *EDIT* - WARNING! The above picture is a wasp. They are very scary. The below picture is a bee, they are half as scary. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/FaceMask5555/bee.jpg You'll want to go under the bee before its third set of legs, lift up the wings, pull the string over his abdomen (making sure to keep the wings over the string, if the wings are under it how the hell is the bee going to fly?) and then gently tie a knot of your choice. If you knot the bee up too fast/tight you're obviously going to slice him in half and then you just wasted a good 10 minutes of work. And now we wait... After a few minutes your bee should start coming back to life! Slowly he'll start moving his legs and other parts of his body and eventually he'll start walking around. Give him a few more minutes and he'll start flapping his wings and before you know it he's flying and you have him on a leash! Be careful, usually when the bees are thawed they get mighty pissed. I cant recall the amount of times i was stung flying bees but that wasn't the worst part of it, the worst part was doing all that work, they sting you, then die... So you may want to tie it to something, anything, door knobs are great because it scares the hell out of people to open the door with a bee right in their face. You may also try other bees. Those big fat bumble bees that cant sting you are great but they're also harder to find, and hornets are super fucking scary. I hope this tutorial helps you with all your bee flying needs, you proud new pet owners.
November 7, 200618 yr if any of you out there are allergic to bees plz try this then come back and post results
November 7, 200618 yr I cant recall the amount of times i was stung flying bees This is a great idea guys.
November 7, 200618 yr rifik, this was probly one of the best reads on myg0t in awhile. Especially your experiences at the end.... A+
November 7, 200618 yr i like the idea with the airplane.. there are a lot of flies around my house lately.. ill have to try that with a shit load of flies and see if it flys around the room or something. That would be something i could laugh my ass off to for hours when im baked.
November 7, 200618 yr i like the idea with the airplane.. there are a lot of flies around my house lately.. ill have to try that with a shit load of flies and see if it flys around the room or something. That would be something i could laugh my ass off to for hours when im baked. Thats what I was thinking! :D Smoke a ton and then try to make one, either that or make one then smoke and laugh for hours.
November 7, 200618 yr How To Fly a Bee The other day I was out and about with a few chums doing nothing in particular and we were conversing about our childhoods. After a few minutes of stupid conversation, the subject of bee flying was brought up. Half of the people I was with had no idea what the hell I was talking about so I felt it was my duty to inform them as well as the myg0t forums about flying bees. Why would you want to fly a bee you ask? Because it kicks ass, I mean whats scarier then a bee? Thats right, nothing. Sick ass little yellow shits that fly around and sting you with their ass, scariest shit I've ever seen. First, you're going to need supplies: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/FaceMask5555/equipment.jpg Floss is ideal because for some reason its always easier to find in your house then string and a jar is always required to catch the bees. The jar above is good for one bee because of its size, bigger jars make it easier to catch more bees without letting the ones inside escape. So where do you find bees? Good places to look are the front of cars and garbage bins, bees are always hanging around these places and they're usually eating shit so its easy to catch them. What do you do once you catch your bee(s)? http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/FaceMask5555/Fridge1.jpg All you need for the next step is a refrigerator with a freezer. Take the jar with your captured bees and place it in the freezer for no longer then 5 minutes, any longer then that and the bee will freeze to death (half the time they die anyway...but 5 minutes has always seemed to be the 'point of no return'). You may want to use a plastic jar to help prevent the bee from freezing to the jar itself. Every time I've used glass jars theres always a bee or two that gets frozen to the bottom. After leaving the bee in the freezer, they'll either die or 'pass out' which will give you plenty of time to perform the next step, tying the bee. You'll want to be very gentle with your frozen bee, its very easy to rip legs and wings off while tying so take your time. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/FaceMask5555/beeinstruction.jpg You'll want to go under the bee before its third set of legs, lift up the wings, pull the string over his abdomen (making sure to keep the wings over the string, if the wings are under it how the hell is the bee going to fly?) and then gently tie a knot of your choice. If you knot the bee up too fast/tight you're obviously going to slice him in half and then you just wasted a good 10 minutes of work. And now we wait... After a few minutes your bee should start coming back to life! Slowly he'll start moving his legs and other parts of his body and eventually he'll start walking around. Give him a few more minutes and he'll start flapping his wings and before you know it he's flying and you have him on a leash! Be careful, usually when the bees are thawed they get mighty pissed. I cant recall the amount of times i was stung flying bees but that wasn't the worst part of it, the worst part was doing all that work, they sting you, then die... So you may want to tie it to something, anything, door knobs are great because it scares the hell out of people to open the door with a bee right in their face. You may also try other bees. Those big fat bumble bees that cant sting you are great but they're also harder to find, and hornets are super fucking scary. I hope this tutorial helps you with all your bee flying needs, you proud new pet owners. gj but cky did this in the 1980's props though btw hornets work better but they get pissed off more
November 7, 200618 yr gj but cky did this in the 1980's props though btw hornets work better but they get pissed off more hornets fuckin eat u
November 7, 200618 yr Pimp tutorial. Fucking best ever EVER. :cool: :cool: I mean it. Do you get paid to do other people's homework per chance? Too bad 1/4 of the planet is about to freeze for 6 months... Fav'd. Gunna do it come spring.
November 7, 200618 yr This is y I like it here this is the kinda stuff you just wont get anywhere else!:thinker:
November 7, 200618 yr http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/FaceMask5555/beeinstruction.jpg Clearly a wasp.
November 7, 200618 yr gj but cky did this in the 1980's props though btw hornets work better but they get pissed off more 1995 GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT CHUMP
November 7, 200618 yr d0wn;401475']1995 GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT CHUMP http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/5578/d0wnisdispleased2wz.png
November 8, 200618 yr they will sting you and you will die. What you showed is a wasp, not a bee. It can sting multiple times.
