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is there anyway to lock my computer up with a password so my fucken parents cant get the fuck on it or turn it off?

if your on xp just make an account and there should be no way around getting in besides putting in a password.

 

 

If that doesnt work delete the pron off of it :dunno: :hahano:

 

 

and wrong forum i think?

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no because my fucken mom always turns off my shit, and if ur on the login screen you can turn it off.

i thought you can turn it off...

 

 

 

just delete anything that she wouldnt want to see

disable fast user switch (google it) and then SIGN off and it will go to a screen that prompts for your pass

You could install VMWare and do all your 'sensitive' stuff on a windows guest :bj:

 

although there are programs to lock your pc up. I think NetTools even has one.

you need sp0rkeh :naughty:

 

btw if you really want to do that, your account has to have admin access

which you don't so you just need to stick to playing the pokemon pc game

is there anyway to lock my computer up with a password so my fucken parents cant get the fuck on it or turn it off?

tell her 2 gtf away from you're comp,or your going to shoot her in the face with your loaded 22 thats under youre pillow,it worked with my mom

is there anyway to lock my computer up with a password so my fucken parents cant get the fuck on it or turn it off?

disable fast user switch (google it) and then SIGN off and it will go to a screen that prompts for your pass

 

It's not that simple. Your mom probably just uses the shortcut by holding the power button for 5 seconds. It works universally on all computers, and the only way to change it is to mess with your BIOS.

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you need sp0rkeh :naughty:

 

btw if you really want to do that, your account has to have admin access

which you don't so you just need to stick to playing the pokemon pc game

lol

 

 

edit: thanks for the help :)

hide the power cable from her? :confused:

 

gonna need to...she can always unplug it. You should try getting a wireless power supply, they work great and are made especially for this reason, so angry old cunt rags, like your mother, can't unplug your shit.

Listen even if you do password your shit, I doubt your mom is so retarded that she does't know where the powercable is. Your best chance is putting your cpu on Low power standby. All fancy sounds and gadgets shut off on the outside and she will think your computers shut off.

how about this, you'll need a mouth and words k?

 

'' Hey mom, can you stop turning my fucking pc off please?.. thanks ''

Make it so your power button is set to hibernate. You can do that thru Control Panel>Options>Advanced and at >hibernate to make sure it's activated. For my computer pressing the power button once makes XP hibernate. Then, go into your BIOS and there should be an option for a password. Set a password for configuring the BIOS and for the computer. So for my computer before it can reload windows from hibernation you have to enter a password at the BIOS prompt.
take a screen shot of your desktop, then set it up as the desktop wall paper and hide the task bar and all of your icons in a folder somewhere. everytime my folks fucked with shit in my room i did this to their computer. they would freak the hell out and instead of calmly trying to figure out what was wrong they would just say "we have a virus oh god!" and reformat their comp. id say 90% of people 40+ years old fall for even the crapiest computer tricks
take a screen shot of your desktop, then set it up as the desktop wall paper and hide the task bar and all of your icons in a folder somewhere. everytime my folks fucked with shit in my room i did this to their computer. they would freak the hell out and instead of calmly trying to figure out what was wrong they would just say "we have a virus oh god!" and reformat their comp. id say 90% of people 40+ years old fall for even the crapiest computer tricks

 

or you can do that and just exit explorer, ctrl alt delete, processes, explorer.exe, exit that and they wont be able to do shit.

or you can do that and just exit explorer, ctrl alt delete, processes, explorer.exe, exit that and they wont be able to do shit.

 

lol I've done that, it's hilarious

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