November 12, 200618 yr raping is bad but you can try almost close to raping moves like sit next to her move your arm around her and kiss her and if she doesnt like it just tell her to get the fuck out bitch and take her purse look for money
November 12, 200618 yr Lol, this thread delivers. To answer the OP's question: 1) Avoid groping your crotch area when approaching her. 2) Smile, and don't talk about the Internet or computers. 3) Compliment her beauty (eyes/smile/clothes) 4) Realise you aint got what it takes and fuck off home and cut your sauce loose in your parents bathroom.
November 13, 200618 yr ian48065 said: 1. get off the internet 2. look good 3. ??? 7. profit 8. ??? 12. profit You forgot those 2, just trying to help.
November 13, 200618 yr WHAT YOU WILL NEED. 2 pairs of socks. 4 rolls of quarters. some bubble wrap. Pillow case. Glasses. Tape. Ok first, you will need 4 rolls of quarters, go to teh bank or liquor store and get about 20 bucks worth (don't worry, you won't spend the quarters on this bitch so man up and fork it over) Second, pour out the quarters in one sock, and tape it so the quarters won't go anywhere. Next, place that sock inside of another, then another, then another. Then, tape some bubblewrap around the sock evenly so it make a ball shape. Place the weighted ball inside of the pillow case and set it aside. All of this padding is necessary so it doesn't leave a mark, and since it's inside a pillow case noone will be the wiser. Go ahead and lean her into a room with the glasses in your pocket, when she's not looking drop you're glasses in front of her, ask for her to please pick them up. When she turns aroud pick up the pillow case. NOW, I have found the one hand technique is the best to get the proper speed needed for a successful knock out. Once she's out, make sure by slapping her face a few times, then go to work =) Just for fun, place a beer bottle in her ass so when she wakes up she will really think she was fucked up. GOOD DAY.
November 13, 200618 yr 1. Get a sausage pizza 2. Cut a hole in bottom of box 3. Stick penis in hole 4. Knock on her door 5. Hopefully, she doesn't notice your penis in the pizza as she eats it 6. Profit
November 13, 200618 yr Quote I RAN INTO HER ROOM AND KNOCKED OVER A COFFEE MUG WITH MY ERECTION TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE...WHAT NOW That made my morning. I'm not used to barley posting pointless funny threads.
November 13, 200618 yr carl winslow said: WHAT YOU WILL NEED. 2 pairs of socks. 4 rolls of quarters. some bubble wrap. Pillow case. Glasses. Tape. Ok first, you will need 4 rolls of quarters, go to teh bank or liquor store and get about 20 bucks worth (don't worry, you won't spend the quarters on this bitch so man up and fork it over) Second, pour out the quarters in one sock, and tape it so the quarters won't go anywhere. Next, place that sock inside of another, then another, then another. Then, tape some bubblewrap around the sock evenly so it make a ball shape. Place the weighted ball inside of the pillow case and set it aside. All of this padding is necessary so it doesn't leave a mark, and since it's inside a pillow case noone will be the wiser. Go ahead and lean her into a room with the glasses in your pocket, when she's not looking drop you're glasses in front of her, ask for her to please pick them up. When she turns aroud pick up the pillow case. NOW, I have found the one hand technique is the best to get the proper speed needed for a successful knock out. Once she's out, make sure by slapping her face a few times, then go to work =) Just for fun, place a beer bottle in her ass so when she wakes up she will really think she was fucked up. GOOD DAY. i rifked irl
November 13, 200618 yr Author carl winslow, i took your advice which is very good in theory. however, i had to keep hitting her to keep her down and she was screaming and bleeding all over the place. btw i substituted multiple steel shotput balls for quarters because i'm broke. is the victim not supposed to have a pulse after putting her down?
November 13, 200618 yr mister barleyhops said: carl winslow, i took your advice which is very good in theory. however, i had to keep hitting her to keep her down and she was screaming and bleeding all over the place. btw i substituted multiple steel shotput balls for quarters because i'm broke. is the victim not supposed to have a pulse after putting her down? In extreme situations like this, is it vital that you take counter measures. Thankfully I can walk you through this. You will need. Drugs (perferably ecstacy/coke/etc) Some extra money(like 20 bucks) rubber gloves black sheet.(any blanket will do really, as long as it's not white) Extra condom. Patience. First things first, put the gloves on and put the bitch in the closet. Cover her with the blanket and try and make sure noone goes into the room. This is the hardest part, you need to score some drugs, at the very least a bottle of excedrin pm. Now,at every party/get together there is always one douchebag guy who gets completely drunk and passes out. You need to find one of these guys. Wait around your place untill everyone leaves and search out your victim. Pick up the guy and take him into the room where the girl is and place him on top of her. Take the pillow case and place it in the floor next to him (remember to wipe his hands all over the case, we want his fingerprints) next take out the drugs and place just ONE pill in the girls pocket (have him touch it first) then put the rest in his back pocket. Now stash the extra cash in his other pocket (trust me, this may sound unnessesary but it works). Now the dirty stuff, place the condom on his dick, if it won't fit because he's hung like a rabbit go ahead and just lay it inside his pants. Place one of his hands on the back of her head to get blood on it and go ahead and leave.
November 13, 200618 yr Quote zuZu;403629']raping is bad but you can try almost close to raping moves like sit next to her move your arm around her and kiss her and if she doesnt like it just tell her to get the fuck out bitch and take her purse look for money AHAHAHAHAH
