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Sorry, you cant pick a lock "with a piece from a pen"

 

you need what is commonly called a tension(tensor) wrench to turn the plug so the pins bind, then a pick to push them to the shear line

 

nice try tho, with your fake story

0ne;403955']Sorry, you cant pick a lock "with a piece from a pen"

 

you need what is commonly called a tension(tensor) wrench to turn the plug so the pins bind, then a pick to push them to the shear line

 

nice try tho, with your fake story

 

 

Not really some shitty doors have little holes right in the center of the knob and you can push the inkholder part of the pin stright in it will unlock while the spring is pressed down inside.

 

The fake part of the story is where the kid gets knocked out long enough to get dragged into the bathroom and buttfucked for 5 mins? I've been knocked out and I've knocked people out... it does NOT last that long.

why the fuck would you even tell anyone this story?

 

I'd be so ashamed

 

 

:gaysex2: :goatse:

Who hasn't been fucked in their ass in a movie theatre atleast once?
you sound scared of gay guys... problem you wanna discuss?

 

yes im slightly homophobic. i am also not a pussy and would kick the kids ass even if he was just pissing on my friend like he said he was.

where the fukc do you live? where little kids run around but fkning eatch other.?
where the fukc do you live? where little kids run around but fkning eatch other.?

 

Aside from neverland ranch? A place pedophiles call, "Cloud Nine."

So tonight was probably one of the weirdest nights of my life.

 

It started off at about 6 o'clock, when I was with my 4 friends in Taco Bell enjoying my chicken quesedillas and Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. It was then that we decided that we wanted to go see "Borat" at 7 o'clock. So we get to the theatre at like 6:45, stand in line for 10 minutes, and since we are all 17, we had to get tickets to "Stranger Than Fiction". So we get our tickets and we are about to walk into "Borat" when we see fucking crazy legs (this handicapped guy that works at the movie theatre) gaurding the theatre. So we tell him how much we want to see Borat, and how we'll give him 10 bucks. He kicked us out of the theatre.

 

So now, it's 7:30 and we have nothing to do. So we decide to go to this party a town over. We get there at like 7:45, and we knew probably half the kids there. At like 8:30, me and this girl decide to take off and go for a walk together. While I was gone, the most fucked up shit I've ever heard went down. So apparently, my 4 friends got so fucking drunk, and started talking shit to these kids. Shit escallated real quick, and there was like an all about brawl between my 4 friends, and 7 other kids. My friends ended up getting their asses kicked, 2 of them were bleeding badly, and 1 passed out. So these random kids decide to start fucking with my friend that got knocked out. So this 1 kid convinces everyone that he is going to take the kids body into the bathroom and piss on him. So everyone thought it was hilarious, and were all for it. By the way, they were all high and drunk. So after like 5 minutes of them being in the bathroom. This kid picks the lock with this piece from a pen. And he sees my friend being fucked in the asshole by this random drunk kid.

 

He starts to freak out and go crazy, and he calls up everyone to see. The kid that was fucking my friend stops and puts his pants back on, and walks around like nothing happened. So right as me and the girl are walking up the kids front steps, 6 cop cars and 11 cops storm into his driveway.

 

I told them I had no idea what was going on, and they just told me to call up my parents and leave immediately.

 

So after $5.18 at Taco Bell, 1 ticket to "Borat", and 4 shots of vodka later. My friend gets fucked in the asshole.

 

do you by any chance live in minnesota, cuz this crazy legs guy works at an Inver Grove Heights, MN movie theatre i live by

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do you by any chance live in minnesota, cuz this crazy legs guy works at an Inver Grove Heights, MN movie theatre i live by

 

No I don't. If you look this way -----> it says nj

So tonight was probably one of the weirdest nights of my life.

 

It started off at about 6 o'clock, when I was with my 4 friends in Taco Bell enjoying my chicken quesedillas and Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. It was then that we decided that we wanted to go see "Borat" at 7 o'clock. So we get to the theatre at like 6:45, stand in line for 10 minutes, and since we are all 17, we had to get tickets to "Stranger Than Fiction". So we get our tickets and we are about to walk into "Borat" when we see fucking crazy legs (this handicapped guy that works at the movie theatre) gaurding the theatre. So we tell him how much we want to see Borat, and how we'll give him 10 bucks. He kicked us out of the theatre.

 

So now, it's 7:30 and we have nothing to do. So we decide to go to this party a town over. We get there at like 7:45, and we knew probably half the kids there. At like 8:30, me and this girl decide to take off and go for a walk together. While I was gone, the most fucked up shit I've ever heard went down. So apparently, my 4 friends got so fucking drunk, and started talking shit to these kids. Shit escallated real quick, and there was like an all about brawl between my 4 friends, and 7 other kids. My friends ended up getting their asses kicked, 2 of them were bleeding badly, and 1 passed out. So these random kids decide to start fucking with my friend that got knocked out. So this 1 kid convinces everyone that he is going to take the kids body into the bathroom and piss on him. So everyone thought it was hilarious, and were all for it. By the way, they were all high and drunk. So after like 5 minutes of them being in the bathroom. This kid picks the lock with this piece from a pen. And he sees my friend being fucked in the asshole by this random drunk kid.

 

He starts to freak out and go crazy, and he calls up everyone to see. The kid that was fucking my friend stops and puts his pants back on, and walks around like nothing happened. So right as me and the girl are walking up the kids front steps, 6 cop cars and 11 cops storm into his driveway.

 

I told them I had no idea what was going on, and they just told me to call up my parents and leave immediately.

 

So after $5.18 at Taco Bell, 1 ticket to "Borat", and 4 shots of vodka later. My friend gets fucked in the asshole.

 

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FAKE

ok so you were drunk on 4 shots or was der more drinking beacuse seriously 4 shots is nothing. try snake bite now thats some taste and stong shit or is that a british thing iam not sure.
Hold on, 4 shots of vodka? I am hoping you meant you had 4 shots of vodka, not your friend. Because if your friend passed the fuck out from 4 shots of vodka, holy shit this story is fake.
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