Posted November 16, 200618 yr BustA's thread inspired me, so what is it? Personally, and haven't been doing it long, maybe a year and a half, but hooking up with a fat chick. Probably best was new years and getting oh-so-close to being busted by cops Who knows, schoolies is on Saturday :naughtyd: wait and see your turn...discuss
November 16, 200618 yr Author theMinkey;405055']i weigh 120 lbs. 14 shots of jack daniels in an hour and a half shite....
November 16, 200618 yr bwahah. noice thread k? :o man i've had so many, been going to clubs since i was 15 (40 sould know what it's like in UK, the goverment is so laid back compared to us and the rest of europe) getting into nightclubs when i used to live in London was PISS easy i looked young tbh and still got into raves, and alllways pubs, we have the slaggiest girls down here though (Birmingham). who would fuck anywhere aslong as they were fucked :devil: :facesj: :sly: Ohh lol i rememberd a fucking funny fucking night man, basiccly we have this freind craig, and he's like, the fgt of the group just.. a twat everybody bullies him and w/e anyway, we all got SLASHED @ the pub, and went to the park to smoke some Skunkkk, cut along story short we were on the bench like 30 mins later, all smoked out, craig is lightweight and falls asleep, we get up and try to wake him up like 5 times shaking him and everything., and well 3 of us pissed on him (on his legs and jacket)i simotainisly and he woke up and didn't know wtf was happeneing. we just zippd up and RIFKED and ran at the same time. so fucking funny, he caught up eventually and sstill didn't know we had pissed on him. funny shit
November 16, 200618 yr worst experience for me was when i was unedcuated when it came to drinking rules i didnt know u were supposed drink hard liqour then beer, and i kept mixing it up, beer, shot, beer shot beer shot...... i puked everywhere and had the worst hangover ever. i didnt drink for 3 months after that.
November 16, 200618 yr Best moments are sober moments, fuck drinking! well you can have goo d moments obviously, but really, get a social life. enjoy life while your young you lewser D: :gaykeke: :drool2:
November 16, 200618 yr got drunk as fuck at a wedding and happen to have sex with 2 girls at once :P well the same bed at same time:P fuckign owend
November 16, 200618 yr when i was 16 i had an interview at a movie theatre. i started drinking about 4 hours before the interview thinking i would be fine for the interview. at first i drank about half of a 375 ml bottle of vodka. i was buzzed and not thinking so i figured i would go ahead and drink the rest of that bottle along with part of another one. about 6 hours later i wake up in my friends house with vomit all over my shirt. i hate bad drinking experiences
November 16, 200618 yr well you can have goo d moments obviously, but really, get a social life. ahahah, my social life exists even though I don't drink if you can belive that. :rolleyes: enjoy life while your young you lewser D: :gaykeke: :drool2 Don't need to get drunk to enjoy life, blahblah.
November 16, 200618 yr I was at my friends house and his mom's pretty cool. She let us drink her beers because she hates beer, so anyway, she said only one but then laughed and said go ahead every time we asked for more. So she goes to her room and starts lighting up (she's a closet smoker lol) and comes back, and I don't know I think she had better shit then usual but she was stoned out of her brain. So we pull out this coconut rum and started doing shots. I weigh 126 so it didn't take that much. At this point I don't recall much, but after about 5 or 6 shots she breaks out some cheap wine. Me and her were now both wasted off are asses while her son and my 3 other friends that were there are still sober. So 2 more glasses of wine and I'm done. At this point I'm told I sat down on my friend's couch, grabbed his guitar and stripped naked. His mom walked out but just sort of went back into her room. My friend was embarrassed as fuck so he made me put my clothes back on. And that's about the last thing I have slight memory of. Then I guess somehow I told his mom we were smoking (she didn't know we did) and eventually convinced her to come out with her shit lol. They said I passed out at this point so they all sat on me (back on the couch) and started passing the joint around. So I would say this was my best and worse drunk experience.
November 16, 200618 yr RIFK. I WILL SHRINK YOU. oh noes, i dont wanna be a short mexican migit! :nigga: :nigga:
November 16, 200618 yr RIFK. I WILL SHRINK YOU. are these your spellbooks gypsy? worst time: started with 2 beers, then took 5 jag shots in 1 min, drank some whiskey coke (good shit), then 3 bottles of wine (apple wine, basically a malt beverage) all this was over a period of like 2 hours, though the 5 jag shots in a min is prolly what fucked me but yea i passed out before i had any food/water, it was a bad hangover... woke up and threw up 3 times (threw up some on my pants and the wall)
November 16, 200618 yr BEST- Getting a DUI at age 16. WORST- Everytime me and my 5 buddies go to a party, pay 5 dollars, and cash the kegs in an hour.
November 16, 200618 yr Author are these your spellbooks gypsy? worst time: started with 2 beers, then took 5 jag shots in 1 min, drank some whiskey coke (good shit), then 3 bottles of wine (apple wine, basically a malt beverage) all this was over a period of like 2 hours, though the 5 jag shots in a min is prolly what fucked me but yea i passed out before i had any food/water, it was a bad hangover... woke up and threw up 3 times (threw up some on my pants and the wall) What is this so called whiskey coke? NJP you lame straight age. I have a straight edge friend who comes to parties, pisses of everyone to no end. Good stories people, keep em coming
November 16, 200618 yr The time I got drunk on magicanimals, I drank 1/4 of 1.75 liters of chavez scotch. Lets see, I poisend myself. I was drunk when I got up, then on the way to work (i was drunk driving) I puked on myself; then called in sick to an important meeting. Then, I puked up my stomach acid all day. I havent drank scotch, or any other hard licquor since.
November 16, 200618 yr I dont have a whole lot of experience drinking but my worst is when I took 15 shots ok vodka, I weigh 125 lbs. and I through up all over my friends guest room apparently even though I woke up in the morning and just found it all over the bed.
November 16, 200618 yr What is this so called whiskey coke? NJP you lame straight age. I have a straight edge friend who comes to parties, pisses of everyone to no end. Good stories people, keep em coming Once you claim edge you're a homo, i dont follow all the rules to that gay trend, i just dont smoke or drink. I know people EXACTLY like that though, and it's annoying as fuck tbh. most of my friends smoke and or drink and i got no problem, we have more fun without it though.
November 16, 200618 yr Once you claim edge you're a homo, i dont follow all the rules to that gay trend, i just dont smoke or drink. I know people EXACTLY like that though, and it's annoying as fuck tbh. most of my friends smoke and or drink and i got no problem, we have more fun without it though. LIGHTWEIGHT :O_o:
November 16, 200618 yr Once you claim edge you're a homo, i dont follow all the rules to that gay trend, i just dont smoke or drink. I know people EXACTLY like that though, and it's annoying as fuck tbh. most of my friends smoke and or drink and i got no problem, we have more fun without it though. And you know what? You can do the normal things then go get fucked up or, get fucked up while doing the same fun things. See how that works?
November 16, 200618 yr i bet NJP fucked a fat chick/guy/mom when he was drunk and thats why he is the way he is
