November 16, 200618 yr And you know what? You can do the normal things then go get fucked up or, get fucked up while doing the same fun things. See how that works? waste of my time and money, ill stick to just fun things :) i bet NJP fucked a fat chick/guy/mom when he was drunk and thats why he is the way he is pics later
November 16, 200618 yr perhaps the funniest one happened to my friend we were at a party, and he had to take a mad piss and the bathroom was being used so he went outside. Not a big deal, but then when he starts walking in he goes into the wrong house and its like 12 or 1 at night, and he ended up thinking everyone was hiding from him so he started whistling and going "Come here ladiesss!" then the guy who lived there came down stairs and told him to get the hell out hahahah
November 16, 200618 yr I had a house party. We bought 5 6 packs and 2 bottles of 40$ grey goose. I drank a bottle and half of grey goose. Passed out. I woke up with out pants on. 2 girls were in my bed. Passed out again. woke up and drank somemore. My friends girl friend was playing around with me and was about go give me a blow, Passed out, Woke up head was swollen and I kicked everyone out. Then I went to bed. I don't have the full story but I was trashed. I weight like 200 and im 6,1 so I faired well. The other girls puked all over my house. It was crazy.
November 16, 200618 yr What is this so called whiskey coke? NJP you lame straight age. I have a straight edge friend who comes to parties, pisses of everyone to no end. Good stories people, keep em coming whiskey coke is whiskey + coke its good xD oh ya and that time apparently I got up and started chasing my buddies cats, but I don't remember doing this :shrug:
November 16, 200618 yr perhaps the funniest one happened to my friend we were at a party, and he had to take a mad piss and the bathroom was being used so he went outside. Not a big deal, but then when he starts walking in he goes into the wrong house and its like 12 or 1 at night, and he ended up thinking everyone was hiding from him so he started whistling and going "Come here ladiesss!" then the guy who lived there came down stairs and told him to get the hell out hahahah That's funny right there.
November 16, 200618 yr theMinkey;405055']i weigh 120 lbs. 14 shots of jack daniels in an hour and a half Pussy. I downed like 4 inches out of a HANDLE of captain morgan all in one swig and I weigh maybe even less that 120. I of course threw up later but then brushed my teeth and hooked up with a hot asian. BustA's thread inspired me, so what is it? Personally, and haven't been doing it long, maybe a year and a half, but hooking up with a fat chick. Probably best was new years and getting oh-so-close to being busted by cops Who knows, schoolies is on Saturday :naughtyd: wait and see your turn...discuss One time was so drunk at a party when the cops showed up that I was walking around outside when there were at least 10 cops there with a beer in my hand. Cop grabs my arm and I thought I was being arrested but he pours out the beer and says shit to me for a while and I don't remember.
November 16, 200618 yr i had two smirnoff ice's and then accidentally raped my sister and younger brother.
November 16, 200618 yr its funny that this therad is upto night i got fucked up earlier with gin. Im low on money but my buddy had gin in his room, so we started drinking it and i couldnt get any chaser so i was just like fuck it and drank it all straight. We went outside and i saw a redbull car so i flagged that mothafucka down and they ended up giving us redbull. We came back and my other friend had a half gallon or whole i dont kno of nice gin and we finished that shit up. but my story was this : We were hammered and i passed out. I wake up dont kno where i am ( i end up in my friends room down the hall) I dont have shoes on im missing one sock and i cant find my keys or my phone, and i was pissed off for somereason. kthksbai
November 16, 200618 yr Author i had two smirnoff ice's and then accidentally raped my sister and younger brother. rifk, that sir is umpossible!
November 16, 200618 yr its funny that this therad is upto night i got fucked up earlier with gin. Im low on money but my buddy had gin in his room, so we started drinking it and i couldnt get any chaser so i was just like fuck it and drank it all straight. We went outside and i saw a redbull car so i flagged that mothafucka down and they ended up giving us redbull. We came back and my other friend had a half gallon or whole i dont kno of nice gin and we finished that shit up. but my story was this : We were hammered and i passed out. I wake up dont kno where i am ( i end up in my friends room down the hall) I dont have shoes on im missing one sock and i cant find my keys or my phone, and i was pissed off for somereason. kthksbai Gin tastes like vodka mixed with pine needles.
November 16, 200618 yr best = new years 2005 cocaine w/ caronas worst = the day after new years when i puked it all up =]
November 16, 200618 yr bwahah. noice thread k? :o man i've had so many, been going to clubs since i was 15 (40 sould know what it's like in UK, the goverment is so laid back compared to us and the rest of europe) Seeeeen! Been there done that. hmm, I will post pics of what was a great night, but happened to be not good because of certain things I did LOL
November 16, 200618 yr worst for me: couple heinkens then few shots of vodka, and ?? glasses of rum coke :ugh: i puked in a taxi drove by an east indian LOL :lmfao:
November 16, 200618 yr one time i was wasted and i parked in front of a club in a handicap spot, these cops on bikes came up and were like uuuh what the fuck are you doing... they didnt even give me a dui, they did however tow my car and gave me a 300 dollar parking fine... another time me and a buddy were taking a cab back to his apartment with these chicks, all was looking well, but i got really pissed off at the cab driver for some reason, i cant remember why, maybe drunkin mel gibson style racism, but anyways i got out of the cab and booted in his rear brake lights, the cops came there and i got arrested for vandalism, went to jail for the night... ive punched a window while wasted and got 35 stiches in my arm since my arm came down on the jagged edge.... i could go on and on, as you can see, i have a drinking problem rifk
November 16, 200618 yr Author Pussy. I downed like 4 inches out of a HANDLE of captain morgan all in one swig and I weigh maybe even less that 120. I of course threw up later but then brushed my teeth and hooked up with a hot asian. That's my life goal More good stories, loving it
November 16, 200618 yr LIGHTWEIGHT :O_o: Thats correct, they all weigh between 120 and 130 lbs. try eating before u start drinking fgts
November 16, 200618 yr I am going to do a favor for DRPHIL and go ahead and tell everyone his worst story for him. One time, I was drinking a glass of wine and watching the price is right when I thought to myself "you know, I bet if I joined a forum I could probably talk to the kids I have so many fantasies of". So there you have it, I was on a mission, a mission to join a forum and eventually pedo my way to the top. "But how?" I asked, there are so many to choose from and I don't know who to pick. I lingered on this question for a good 6 months, coming home from the local target where I worked (got a 75 cent pay raise, bout time I've been there 8 years) I hopped on my computer. After 2 hours or so on the teenage chat on yahoo, I decided to play some cs. I joined a server and right away I was getting cheated by a member of myg0t. "myg0t, that's it!" I thought, so I went to the website and signed up, however I felt out of place. I have been trolling on the net for years, but I have never encountered such internet lingo before. I cannot join this site unprepared, so I started learning all the lingo I could. Before long I was signing all my posts (at other forums of course) "kthxbai2u". "I'm ready" I said, "this is my destiny". I posted on myg0t forums and within a few days I had over 20 posts! I was in the zone, posting with people half my age and enjoying every minute of it. Untill, one day when I was riding my horse back from work (I live in the middle of hick nowhere) I came home to discover a nightmare. Someone has broken into my house. They took my dildos, my chickens, my sand collection, my tobey keith album, and last but not least, they took my stereo. "The horror" I though, my life is over, there is no way I was going to be able to fix me. Then it hit me like a 9 year old teabag to my face, I've been saving up my money for 15 years now to put stock in armadillo willy's. I will use that money to buy a 30,000 security system. That's the story of drphil.
November 16, 200618 yr LMFAO! oh and sorry for the horrible typing and shit on my post above, i was still drunk from the gin lol. I love the stories keep them coming
November 16, 200618 yr worst: easter last year 13 pints 1/2 bottle sambuca. Woke up in hospital with a drip in my arm and my parents sitting nxt 2 me :( funniest: went to visit a friend at univeristy. Got absoultly lashed and was k.o'd on the floor so my friends thought it would be a good idea to strip me and this other drunk girl and put us in the same bed. So i wake up thinking wtf happend who tf is this ho so i looked on the door of the appartment (it was in the student dorms) to get her name then i styled it out pretending i knew what happend but neither of us did. still dont know if i hit dat :(
November 17, 200618 yr well, It started as a normal night out with my mates at the pub. A few beers were drank, and our attention was drawn to an unusual group of people, consisting of five oldish chinese guys, and five really fit, scantily-clad birds. They were all pretty drunk, dancing ans shaking their arses around in tiny skirts, which really didn't fit at all with both the establishment (a chilled-out rock pub) and their somewhat elderly acquaintances. Cut to further on in the night, a song by iron maiden comes on the jukebox, and a really pretty girl in the group in a pink miniskirt shouts over to us 'get your air guitars out lads!', to which I yell in my drunken lairy state 'get your tits out first love!' This kind of tactic doesn't usually work well for me, but to my surprise she laughed and after a bit of across-bar flirting I got her to come over to sit with me. 'I'm with these guys tonight, but take my number' she said, passing me a scrawled-upon beer mat, 'and we can meet up'. I dropcall her so she has my number as I think 'Mint, sorted for the weekend' This is where it gets a bit weird. My phone vibrates in my pocket, the beeps not audible over the music. It's from her. 'I'm going to walk outside. Follow me in 5 minutes.' 'Fucking score! I think to myself. So I step outside into the cold, and sure enough, there she is. I'm pissed out of my brain at this point so I just walk stright over to her and kiss her. She kisses me back and says 'I'll see if I can get rid of the guys and you can come back to my hotel room' This is when the first alarm bells rang. The girl had a blatantly local accent, why did she have a hotel room? Never mind, I thought, fuck it. And walked back inside with her. That was my mistake. As I walk down into the bar with her, the chinese guys instantly clock on to what just happened and give me some weird looks, one goes outside, and one goes over to the bar and chats to this big skinhead guy. The skinhead then makes his way over to me. 'Listen mate, those guys have paid a lot for those girls, so if you want to leave with no cuts, fuck off right now' I'm a 65 kilo guy, there's no way Im arguing with this guy, so I walk out to see the chinese guy who left talking to 3 similarly huge guys. He points over to me and the guys start walking towards me. They don't seem the type for affable conversation, so I leg it, and they come after me. They're gaining on me all the time, and would've caught me had I not known the town like the back of my hand, i vault a vandal-paint covered fence and climb up onto a roof that I know i can get to the roof of my town hall from. This is too much for the guys who shout 'YA DEAD MATE, YA DEAD!' and fuck off. So there I was, on the roof of my town hall, scared as hell. Ever heard of the expression 'shitting yourself with fear'? Well, it happens, and I can tell you that there is no less enjoyable situation than being drunk out of your brain on the roof of your town hall, covered in vandal paint, urgently needing a shit. I did what any good drunk would do. I dropped my trousers took a shit right there and then on the roof of my town hall, and as it violently erupted from my anus, I became somewhat vexed at the issue of toilet paper. Toilet paper is not routinely fitted to the chimney stacks of municipal buildings in the UK, so I used the standard emergency wiping option, my socks. All cleaned up and ready to go, in my drunken state I forget how to get down, and so climb down onto the extension roof, and from the height of one storey, jump off. this resulted in both of my knees getting big cuts and my left, sockless ankle being sprained. And that ended my night. I, a drunken, sockless, bleeding, limping, shitty-arsed tramp, hobbled my way home. She didn't call.
November 17, 200618 yr I weigh 135 lbs, although this was a year ago. Had 20 shots of vodka in about 45 minutes. Ended up making a complete scene at the party i was at, and i'm told half the people there saw my penis. Someone drove me home and my parents called the ambulance and I was told(the next day) that i'd had alcohol poisoning. So i stick to beer from now on.
November 17, 200618 yr bro. i have a crystal ball incase you didn't know. idiot :nigga: i dont think you have the right to call other people losers when you piss on your mates and actually call people noobs in real life lawl! :facesj:
