November 17, 200618 yr if worse comes to worse pick up dog shit, aint no one gonna fuck with you if you've got shit lol sounds like that one guy that ripped his own dick off and threw it at the cop...
November 17, 200618 yr Hit him with your book bag and run . Getting fighting advice from here is like getting hairstyling advice from skinheads.
November 17, 200618 yr lol sounds like that one guy that ripped his own dick off and threw it at the cop... link?
November 17, 200618 yr Seriously, go for a tackle. A standing fist fight is stupid. Tackle. Get on top keep your head down make fists with both hands slam fists together onto sternum of attacker slide both of your fists towards the shoulder isolate right or left opponents arm with one hand. go under his bicep, clasp his wrist with other hand. go around outside of his elbow, above bicep clasp same wrist pull forcefully on wrist towards your feet this should elevate opponents elbow continue pulling until opponents shoulder dislocates if the fight doesn't end, proceed to other arm and dislocate sound like alotta steps, but it can be done wicked fast with a little practice and no hesitation
November 17, 200618 yr Listen. Fuck what these people are telling you. I carry a mini crowbar where ever I go. Cause in this day and age people don't fight fair. Why punch when you can stab or swing? Mother fuckers will jump you, even if it was orginally a 1v1.
November 17, 200618 yr just make sure if you take any sort of fighting that it's not upright fighting. We do tap out or pass out in our dorm every saturday and I can tell you that the people are only standing for about the first 30 seconds.
November 17, 200618 yr Listen. Fuck what these people are telling you. I carry a mini crowbar where ever I go. Cause in this day and age people don't fight fair. Why punch when you can stab or swing? Mother fuckers will jump you, even if it was orginally a 1v1. pussy
November 17, 200618 yr Speaking of physics, remember that the force is equal to the mass multiplied by acceleration. If your punch while your body remains stationary, you will exert less force because only your arm and hands act as an accelerating mass. At the same acceleration if you lunge your body forward with your punch, the mass of your body is included hence you will deliver more damage to the fucker.
November 17, 200618 yr no it isnt... (if you know how to fight that is) here is another tip: NEVER PUNCH THE SKULL. i have broken my hand about 4 times doing that. You are dumb. Please leave the thread.
November 18, 200618 yr do the praying mantis kung-fu style...it ownz. http://www.chrismyden.com/Gallery/photos/2/med_1123176024-217.jpg seriously though...i have done this and gotten in some trouble for it. Take your index and middle finger and put them together in a pointing position. slightly bend the last joint of both fingers down. when you want to take somebody down within seconds you get as close to the victim as you can and strike the middle of his neck with your two fingers. the reason why you bend the last joint of your fingers is to keep from hurting yourself in a finger jab. you will either collapse his esophagus or he won't be breathing for a while which renders him useless. then and there you can have your way with your opponent cuz he be bummin. you've seen those gay fight videos where a fight just keeps going on and on and on. fuck that..go for the throat and be done with it. the nice thing about this is, it doesn't matter how big your opponent is. the neck can only withstand roughly 15lbs of force before damage sets in.
November 18, 200618 yr Never gonna be a 1v1, every time it happens to me, its a time when the kid has about 7-8 friends and I'm alone Boxing would help though if you really want to learn..
November 18, 200618 yr http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_cyPIJBjSE rifkmfao "you can choke him out until he stops breathing and then put a spice bottom down his pants... it makes a lotta jokes with the people"
November 18, 200618 yr if you live in an area where this is really a big problem just get your CWP and carry a firearm of the exact same caliber of the local police as well as using the exact same round. I guess this might not work if you work in a place that does not allow concealed weapons.
November 18, 200618 yr try the "doggy bag" technique like this guy at the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTqbKFyvxeI
November 18, 200618 yr No seriously, I find a good method is to hold up your hand so your palm is facing forwards and ram it into someone's face, around their nose. This will usually stun them for a second and they'll either be like 'WTF you do that for?' then you'll be like 'cos ur bein a fukin prick m8 now get the fuk out of ere' or if they're a cocky cunt they'll come back but they'll still be stunned so you just smash them once, get them on the back foot and cave their face in til they go down.
