No seriously, I find a good method is to hold up your hand so your palm is facing forwards and ram it into someone's face, around their nose. This will usually stun them for a second and they'll either be like 'WTF you do that for?' then you'll be like 'cos ur bein a fukin prick m8 now get the fuk out of ere' or if they're a cocky cunt they'll come back but they'll still be stunned so you just smash them once, get them on the back foot and cave their face in til they go down.

 

good technique...palm to the nose ....shit hurts

theMinkey;405730']if you are 16+ and still getting in fights, you might as well /wrists because your life is going nowhere

 

but if this is a question of self defense, like downtown, just have a knife on you. if someone makes aggressive motion towards you don't ever fucking push them. that rages me when i see ***s push eachother around before a fight. be the first to punch him in the throat, and make sure you get him down on the ground. then walk away. if his friends try to jump you, pull the knife out and back off.

 

im 17 and got in a fight last week...so what of it,and all u do is close yoour eyes,and swing away,lol no really,swing straight,watch for them to hit u so u can dodge it,aim for the nose,hurts the worst,use both hands,dont just use 1 fist,use both,try to swing really fast...and have fun

try to swing really fast...and have fun

 

ROFL@have fun

try MMA or boxing, boxing and mma are your best bet :)

Great thread, I was planning on fighting someone this week. Thx for all the tips.

I've never been in a real fight. I'm not a little pussy , I do weights but i'd probably lose if I got in one, I mean, I've seen people get into fights and how fucking angry they are which would help them, but I dont get angry at all.

 

If I were to learn something like karate (not karate) but one of those "techniques" or w/e what'd be the best? There are heaps and they all have their own "philosophy" behind it, I just wanna know how to not get my ass beat too badly if I ever get into a conflict.

 

thx myg0t forums.

 

Just AWP them. you win. they lose. GG uninstall.

ya i usally bring my awp 2

just tell em you have a bigger wiener then em.. unless you dont.. then you're just... screwed. /quit life

the key to fighting is fighting dirty

 

kick them in the nuts, poke out their eyes, then when they are fucked from that, then lay the smack down with some punches and kicks

 

and before the fight when your throwing insults at each other, be the first to get the first punch in, and make sure u punch them in the throat

I've never been in a real fight. I'm not a little pussy , I do weights but i'd probably lose if I got in one, I mean, I've seen people get into fights and how fucking angry they are which would help them, but I dont get angry at all.

 

If I were to learn something like karate (not karate) but one of those "techniques" or w/e what'd be the best? There are heaps and they all have their own "philosophy" behind it, I just wanna know how to not get my ass beat too badly if I ever get into a conflict.

 

thx myg0t forums.

 

this is probably the only serious response your going to receive:

 

brazilian jiu jitsu for ground work

muay thai for standup

 

if your wondering, i've sparred with rory singer (uf season 3) and a couple ufc//pride fighters (jorge riviera) even though 99% of this forum is going to go "z0mg pics or fake" which i really dont give a shit about.

 

these two have been proven again and again over time to dominate over over forms of martial arts

MasterVampire;405972']the key to fighting is fighting dirty

 

kick them in the nuts, poke out their eyes, then when they are fucked from that, then lay the smack down with some punches and kicks

 

and before the fight when your throwing insults at each other, be the first to get the first punch in, and make sure u punch them in the throat

 

qft

If you're gonna fight, make sure you punch in the throat.

If you fail at that, you fail at life.

you probly have a mixed martial arts class near you somewhere, go to one of those places for a month course and you will have an 80% greater chance of winning a fight

 

 

the class is very simple too as long as you have a good teacher

start doing heroin, after youve gotten fully adictive carry around a bag of needles and if anyone wants to get in a fiught pull one of those out, it works better than a gun, no one wants the HIV

ps: dont punch throat unless u wanna kill

alls you need is boxin serious..ive saw my uncle in loads of fights and he just ends it after a few punches

theMinkey;405730']if you are 16+ and still getting in fights, you might as well /wrists because your life is going nowhere

 

but if this is a question of self defense, like downtown, just have a knife on you. if someone makes aggressive motion towards you don't ever fucking push them. that rages me when i see ***s push eachother around before a fight. be the first to punch him in the throat, and make sure you get him down on the ground. then walk away. if his friends try to jump you, pull the knife out and back off.

 

looks like youve never been to a bar

ya... in bars/clubs,,, too many drunk guys want to fight

 

if you are skinny and small, i suggest you walk away or grab a beer bottle and smack it on his head then run away

 

if you are strong and fit, fight like a man, use a chair or weapons if it's GROUP VS yourself alone

MasterVampire;405972']the key to fighting is fighting dirty

 

kick them in the nuts, poke out their eyes, then when they are fucked from that, then lay the smack down with some punches and kicks

 

and before the fight when your throwing insults at each other, be the first to get the first punch in, and make sure u punch them in the throat

 

Nigger