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"Two friends, John and Mike, planned to go into the Dallas caves to explore the inside", said Winters.

 

"Have they ever gone into a cave before ?", asked Haledjian.

 

Winters told him, "Yes, John has been studying caves for five years, but Don Kee, who is fabulously rich, is just a starter."

 

"What happened to Mike?," asked Dr. Haledjian.

 

"Well, we'll leave John to tell us that. Here he comes," said Winters.

 

"Hello, John", greeted Dr. Haledjian.

 

"Now tell us what happened?", demanded Dr. Haledjian.

 

"Well, I was going to explore a cave with Mike . It was really dark in the cave. We had flashlights so we lit up the cave with them. We kept on walking until we found a chamber full of stalagmites. All of a sudden, a stalagmite fell from the ceiling. It hit Mike on his torso. It pierced him through his heart. The sight was horrifying. I couldn't stand it".

 

"That's the story of how he died", said John while sobbing.

 

"Well that pretty much clears it up", said Winters. "You're not guilty."

 

"You have a lot to learn, Winters. He is guilty", said Dr. Haledjian.

 

 

 

HOW DID HALEDJIAN KNOW THAT HE WAS GUILTY?

stalagmites are on the ground, stalactites are the ones that hang from ceilings, though that just proves John is uneducated :o
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stalgmite coming from ceiling is the answer....

 

torso is the whole organ area.... shoulders to peeepee

stalagmites are on the ground, stalactites are the ones that hang from ceilings, though that just proves John is uneducated :o

 

motherfucker stole my answer i was like hahah i gonna rwn this thread so hard

fuck

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David was sitting in his hotel room reading a book, when he heard a knock at the door. He got up and as he was walking to see who was there he heard the sound of someone trying the door handle. He opened the door and he saw a man whom he had never seen before. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry ... I thought this was my room. Wrong floor, I guess."

He then walked off down the hall toward the elevator.

 

David went back into his room, thought about what had just happened, and then phoned the front desk, suggesting they call the police, since the man at the door had obviously been a thief.

 

Why was David so sure the man had been a thief?

David was sitting in his hotel room reading a book, when he heard a knock at the door. He got up and as he was walking to see who was there he heard the sound of someone trying the door handle. He opened the door and he saw a man whom he had never seen before. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry ... I thought this was my room. Wrong floor, I guess."

He then walked off down the hall toward the elevator.

 

David went back into his room, thought about what had just happened, and then phoned the front desk, suggesting they call the police, since the man at the door had obviously been a thief.

 

Why was David so sure the man had been a thief?

cause the guy knocked.

Axial's got it

 

 

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