November 26, 200618 yr Author i know,it rages me hardcore,kinda makes me wanna stand on the toilet seat and just let them drop into the toilet.
November 27, 200618 yr ever had this happen in an outhouse???? thats pure shit splashing your ass my friends!!!:gaysex:
November 28, 200618 yr you guys must take tiny shits. You fail at going to the bathroom (and life.) http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9919/2709153522ab32e8792nq4.jpg
November 28, 200618 yr Author how would u think we take small shits,my ass gets drenched when i take shits,but you're right,there tiny as fuck.dumbass
November 28, 200618 yr a couple time i have hovered over the toilet and watched the poopz drop into the toilet and make a splash, and once i crapped in a big ziploc freezer bag, it steamed up and i left it on someones car
November 28, 200618 yr I hate it when my penis somehow becomes erect and the head touches the surface of the toilet bowl inside.
November 28, 200618 yr Yup, pretty gay when you get a ragin' boner and have to readjust yourself without shitting on the seat.
November 28, 200618 yr I hate it when my penis somehow becomes erect and the head touches the surface of the toilet bowl inside. This thread is full of quotes that would make a great signature taking completely out of context.
November 28, 200618 yr you fucking retards just put a bunch of fucking toilet fucking roll in the fucking toilet so it doesnt fucking backsplash fuck sake fucking cuntbags
November 28, 200618 yr you fucking retards just put a bunch of fucking toilet fucking roll in the fucking toilet so it doesnt fucking backsplash fuck sake fucking cuntbags raged by our toilets and poop
November 28, 200618 yr usually you don't know that it's gonna happen. You're there... shitting... Then suddenly HOLY SHIT COLDWET WHATTHEFUCK!? But... the damage has been done...
November 29, 200618 yr Author http://static.flickr.com/22/26579058_c078fcdcf5.jpg Hijack don't hi jack my thread you mother fucker.
November 29, 200618 yr Tiny? bigger shit = bigger splash. I think you must take the tiny shit. When i shit, it touches the water as its still in my ass, then slides into the bowl, no spash involved. However on occasions when i don't really have to shit.. but i do anyways it splashes everywhere because it falls faster and hits the water harder.
November 29, 200618 yr Author When i shit, it touches the water as its still in my ass, then slides into the bowl, no spash involved. However on occasions when i don't really have to shit.. but i do anyways it splashes everywhere because it falls faster and hits the water harder. well there you have it,when we have to take a shit we do,we dont wait an hour and a half and wait for it to build up in our assholes.idk about you but my stomach starts to hurt after a bit.
November 29, 200618 yr Yeah toilet paper in the bottom first works well. But sometimes when theres a big one coming the toilet paper soaks up too much and then it splashes. Then I have to try my ass with more toilet paper. It rages me pretty hard.
November 29, 200618 yr i hate it when i get diarreah and then it splashes up on ur poop hole when the water is completely filled with shit :ugh: i also hate it when i lay a huge painful turd and there is nothing in the bowl to show for it :thinker:
November 29, 200618 yr the worst is expecting a good shit but you just lay 12 straight farts in a row. it's your asshole giving you false hopes of pleasure
