Posted November 30, 200618 yr I have came back to help this mess of the world, I'm sorry for the down time. God has been a dick, yesterday he shot me in the foot because I gave him his pop-tarts cold, I forgot to put them into the toaster oven. I'm back, if you have any questions about the future, post down below. Regards, -Jesus
November 30, 200618 yr Author How does one forget to put pop tarts in the toaster oven? You are retarded. God keeps me going 24/7, I know I'm Jesus and all and I can do anything, but God won't fuck off sometimes. He keeps me up 24/7 to get him liqueur and drugs, and I'm tired of it so I moved to the Earth.
November 30, 200618 yr http://www.plymptoons.com/biography/img/jesus_web.jpg TIME FOR JESUS TO ROCK OUT WITH HIS COCK OUT :naughtyd: http://pics.obra.se/%5Blj%5D_jesus_lol.jpg
November 30, 200618 yr hi jesus, can you pls ask god to give me my doggy back he got runned over last night and now he is all squishy. thanks jesus. amen and junk.
