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If the Earth is only about 6000 like the bible says, then man must have lived WITH dinosaurs. So where are they now? Couldn't the ones that could swim and fly survive the great flood?
why is your sig so huge?

 

 

WIN

 

also, why are you speaking to us if you aren't real? LAWL

this thread is worthless.

 

JUST liek the other 'ask jesus thread', along with everyone who has posted in favor and/or approval of either thread. also included is posting in the merry-nature of general asshattery displayed in both and/or either thread.

 

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hey jesus, what are the chances of your capabilites of walking on water failing whilst your walking over the red sea???

Hi jesus, I'd like to ask if you also have horrible pain when you pee. If so, what should I do about it? It really stings! I need your help Jesus!

 

 

 

 

ps: is it true that you cry everytime I touch my wee-wee?

how to put it in her pooper?

how to become an hero?

how to do a barrel roll?

 

PENIS

If black absorbs heat the most why did got put the racially challenged beings in the hottest countries?
Do you like skinheads without brain and without real nickname ?
how to make macaroni and cheese

 

boil macaroni then add cheese

 

Ramboy;410308']1. do u like men (I'm currently single and seeking shemale company)

 

2. when was the last time u shaved

 

1. no

2. about a week ago. almost gots a beard LOL.

 

If the Earth is only about 6000 like the bible says, then man must have lived WITH dinosaurs. So where are they now? Couldn't the ones that could swim and fly survive the great flood?

 

god sent marines to kill all of them.

 

Why do black people exist?

 

so they can kill off each other

 

are you a sand ******?

 

no

 

why is your sig so huge?

 

jesus can have any sig he wants

 

WIN

 

also, why are you speaking to us if you aren't real? LAWL

 

jesus watches you when you sleep

 

You happen to know UNCLEJIMBOB or what?

 

he is a ***

 

why my dick so big

 

because you were sleeping

 

hey jesus, what are the chances of your capabilites of walking on water failing whilst your walking over the red sea???

 

what you say?

 

Hi jesus, I'd like to ask if you also have horrible pain when you pee. If so, what should I do about it? It really stings! I need your help Jesus!

 

 

 

 

ps: is it true that you cry everytime I touch my wee-wee?

 

probably a kidney stone or gonorrhea

and no, i want to see more of it

 

If black absorbs heat the most why did got put the racially challenged beings in the hottest countries?

 

i was hoping they would all die

 

HWO TO SHOT GRAPLE HOK???

 

left click

 

Why haven't you answered any of our questions?

 

jesus is probably high right now so i am doing it for him

 

Do you like skinheads without brain and without real nickname ?

 

yes

why women are so stupid?

 

they do not need brains. women were put on earth to cook and for that warm hole between their legs. unfortunately they have realized this and are trying to take advantage of it.

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how to make macaroni and cheese

 

http://www.ehow.com/how_13569_make-macaroni-cheese.html

 

Ramboy;410308']1. do u like men (I'm currently single and seeking shemale company)

2. when was the last time u shaved

 

No, and last week.

 

If the Earth is only about 6000 like the bible says, then man must have lived WITH dinosaurs. So where are they now? Couldn't the ones that could swim and fly survive the great flood?

 

The ones that could swim and fly died after the flood (They got old).

 

Why do black people exist?

 

God thought it would be funny.

 

are you a sand ******?

 

No, I'm white.

 

why is your sig so huge?

 

Because it owns.

 

You happen to know UNCLEJIMBOB or what?

 

Yes, Uncle Jim Bob is just a 17 year old fat retard that dropped out of school when he was 13

 

why my dick so big

 

Your penis is at a regular size...

 

KonArtis;410353']this thread is worthless.

 

JUST liek the other 'ask jesus thread', along with everyone who has posted in favor and/or approval of either thread. also included is posting in the merry-nature of general asshattery displayed in both and/or either thread.

 

votes for deletion count : 1

 

KonArtis, your a fat piece of shit to this day, and you aways will be. Go lose some weight tubby.

 

hey jesus, what are the chances of your capabilites of walking on water failing whilst your walking over the red sea???

 

I can shoot lazers in the water without the lazers going out.

 

Hi jesus, I'd like to ask if you also have horrible pain when you pee. If so, what should I do about it? It really stings! I need your help Jesus!

 

 

 

 

ps: is it true that you cry everytime I touch my wee-wee?

 

Because your jerking off all the time, drink a lot of water after you jerk off. And no.

 

Leopulse;410405']I thought you were black..

I BELIEVE THIS IS NOT THE REAL JESUS.

 

I'm white...

 

how to put it in her pooper?

how to become an hero?

how to do a barrel roll?

 

PENIS

 

Google.com

 

If black absorbs heat the most why did got put the racially challenged beings in the hottest countries?

 

Like I said, god thought it would be funny.

 

HWO TO SHOT GRAPLE HOK???

 

How do I shot web...

 

Why haven't you answered any of our questions?

 

Jesus is busy moving things around, I'm in New York right now.

 

Do you like skinheads without brain and without real nickname ?

 

Doesn't matter...

 

boil macaroni then add cheese

 

 

 

1. no

2. about a week ago. almost gots a beard LOL.

 

 

 

god sent marines to kill all of them.

 

 

 

so they can kill off each other

 

 

 

no

 

 

 

jesus can have any sig he wants

 

 

 

jesus watches you when you sleep

 

 

 

he is a ***

 

 

 

because you were sleeping

 

 

 

what you say?

 

 

 

probably a kidney stone or gonorrhea

and no, i want to see more of it

 

 

 

i was hoping they would all die

 

 

 

left click

 

 

 

jesus is probably high right now so i am doing it for him

 

 

 

yes

 

k

 

why women are so stupid?

 

Because they're raised that way.

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