my ass is on fire like never before... I can't sit right right now... seriously, this sucks... ow

 

it's the asshole! it'ss like a fucking star was born in my ass and got stuck in my ashsole... I swear someone liquified fire and piped it right into my large intestine... FUCK!

yup, that taco bell does that

I don't think it was taco bell.

what happend?

anal rape. no lube.

stupid college boys D:

what happend?

 

I took a shit, and it was like... fire coming out of my ass. 100% fucking fire. As such, I couldn't sit right because of the burning for 20 minutes or so. It was horrible.

HMM i think i have the solution, have some anal sex

goatse

Damn, you need to learn to stomach spicy food better if you shit like that.

usually spicy food doesn't affect me... It just did this time maybe...

It's either spicy food or bile from your liver.

goatse

 

 

I Ha'd

It's either spicy food or bile from your liver.

 

shittin out bile now that would FUCKING HURT MORE THEN ANAL SEX!

shittin out bile now that would FUCKING HURT MORE THEN ANAL SEX!

 

Nah it doesn't.

Nah it doesn't.

 

and you would know this how? :gaysex2:

lmfao