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What a fucking weirdo.

He let them roam freely? What a fuckin moron. I'm not surprised he's dead and eaten.

LOL those crazy germans, first the gay canibal and now this.

 

/me waits for next. :owned: :rl:

That is seriously fucked up :eek:

Ummm.... look at the source. The Sun is hardly a real newspaper, far from it. So this is fake.

 

Here is some proof from the article:

 

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”

 

Um..... tarantulas do not make webs. Least none that I've ever heard of or seen. They will live in holes but they are not web building spiders.

Different species of tarantulas are used to different conditions. Arboreals live in trees and make their tube-web homes in holes in them, inside bark, or strung between parts of the tree. Solid wood, such as branches or boards are fine for them.
OldManPeterson']I stand corrected then. I still say story is fake like all stories "The Sun" does of bigfoot having sex with someones wife.

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Hmm even reading it led me to believe that it was fake, it wasn't put together well and even the captions under the pictures make it sound like a joke. On the line of gross and cool all together though. :facesj:

yeah its probably fake but none the less...

well i got nothin

its just there

 

reason i knew about the tarantula webs was because some fuckass on guiness book of world records held the record for most bubbles (like this): http://www.digimation.com/models/thumbs/vp/vp13000/vp13600/vp13600/vp13600_s1.gif with a tarantula in your throat.

 

thats right, this rocket scientist puts a deadly fuckin spider in his THROAT, and blows bubbles.

 

the reason this is 'impressive' is because apparently nothing enrages spiders more than being blown on, and you can prove that time and time again if theres ever a spider near you.

 

anyway, he was talking about how one time he was practising his mad skills and the tarantula got so mad it spun a web in his throat

OldManPeterson']I stand corrected then. I still say story is fake like all stories "The Sun" does of bigfoot having sex with someones wife.

 

 

That was my Exwife they were talking about , bigfoot nailed her and nearly everyone within a 50 mile radius

that kind of shit happens once in a while, there's alot of wackos out there who collect exotic pets. There's nothing impossible in this story.

That German guy who invited people to his house and ate their penisis, I found that unbelievable until they held a trial.

That's fucked up, i didn't know black widows killed that easily...i once saw one outside crawling next to me, i put it in a jar thinking it couldn't get out and i was talking to this chick my next door neighbor and i looked down and saw it come out of the jar almost to my hand so i threw the jar down, it was pretty close..few more seconds probably would have bit me.
That's fucked up, i didn't know black widows killed that easily...i once saw one outside crawling next to me, i put it in a jar thinking it couldn't get out and i was talking to this chick my next door neighbor and i looked down and saw it come out of the jar almost to my hand so i threw the jar down, it was pretty close..few more seconds probably would have bit me.

 

I wish it would have.

OldManPeterson']Ummm.... look at the source. The Sun is hardly a real newspaper, far from it. So this is fake.

 

Here is some proof from the article:

 

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”

 

Um..... tarantulas do not make webs. Least none that I've ever heard of or seen. They will live in holes but they are not web building spiders.

 

 

Isn't that a different "Sun" paper. Are you thinking of the American one that stands next to the National Enquirer? This is a British newspaper, which admittedly aren't much better.

All spiders can spin webs, and there are NO "deadly" tarantulas...poisonous, yes...painful bite, yes, but tarantulas are not deadly to anyone but LITTLE kids and sick old people...anyone else bitten by one hurts a bunch, and MIGHT get "fluish"

 

Also...according to the entomology prof at U. Washington, Tarantulas may build webs in holes in the bark in trees (some types, anyhow), and DO use webing in constructing their burrows in the ground, in US varieties, but they don't use their webbing to trap or keep their prey, and lack the organ to produce the "super sticky" enzyme used to create "trapping threads" in a web...therefore, there could not have been any "pieces of flesh discovered wrapped up in the webs of tarantulas"

Wow wheres the crack at?
PsychoBud']All spiders can spin webs, and there are NO "deadly" tarantulas...poisonous, yes...painful bite, yes, but tarantulas are not deadly to anyone but LITTLE kids and sick old people...anyone else bitten by one hurts a bunch, and MIGHT get "fluish"

 

Also...according to the entomology prof at U. Washington, Tarantulas may build webs in holes in the bark in trees (some types, anyhow), and DO use webing in constructing their burrows in the ground, in US varieties, but they don't use their webbing to trap or keep their prey, and lack the organ to produce the "super sticky" enzyme used to create "trapping threads" in a web...therefore, there could not have been any "pieces of flesh discovered wrapped up in the webs of tarantulas"

 

you should be on jeopardy

The Sun is the newspaper that came up with the story of the man that came back in time and made billions in the stock market during the recession of 2000-2002. The Sun prints nothing but rumors, gossip, and made up bullshit. The difference between The Sun and The Onion? The Onion has standards.
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