Posted December 7, 200618 yr So maybe some of you more experienced people can help me, anyways my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period in 4 days since it was due, we are scared she might be pregnant, we are only 16 and can't exactly support a child (good thing we have abortion clinics) I've read how weather and stress can affect periods and stuff but I'm looking for advice from someone that's been through this, maybe we are just paranoid? Thanks.
December 7, 200618 yr j0rkeh said: So maybe some of you more experienced people can help me, anyways my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period in 4 days since it was due, we are scared she might be pregnant, we are only 16 and can't exactly support a child (good thing we have abortion clinics) I've read how weather and stress can affect periods and stuff but I'm looking for advice from someone that's been through this, maybe we are just paranoid? Thanks. Well, around this time of year, I would venture a guess and say that you're about to take finals. If so, then the stress of finals will certainly contribute to a late period. My gf missed hers by a week. Just in case, I bought a home pregnancy test which was returned 5 hours later after my gf informed me of her sudden vaginal bleeding. So just in case, buy a test thingy. And hope you don't have to resort to having a doctor shove a vacuum up her coochy.
December 7, 200618 yr Pregnancy test .........15 dollars Abortion ........500 dollars Knowing that little mistake has been fixed ........Priceless But seriously, get a test then go from there. And if you do get out of this, try PROTECTION!
December 7, 200618 yr Author Quote Well' date=' around this time of year, I would venture a guess and say that you're about to take finals. If so, then the stress of finals will certainly contribute to a late period. My gf missed hers by a week. Just in case, I bought a home pregnancy test which was returned 5 hours later after my gf informed me of her sudden vaginal bleeding. So just in case, buy a test thingy. And hope you don't have to resort to having a doctor shove a vacuum up her coochy.[/quote'] Well things have been great, I got kicked out of school, I'm probably going back to jail I'm still waiting for the letter to go to court, and now this pregnancy shit. whoop dee fucking doo, I hope it's the stress, man after this year is over I'm gonna get my life straight. Spooned said: http://www.designboom.com/history/wirehangers/h11.gif AMIRITE LOL
December 7, 200618 yr start by looking if abortions are legal in your area :) my girlfriend has been about a week late before and that has scared the shit out of me. i dont use condoms because of my fear of putting objects on my penis.
December 7, 200618 yr Author Captain Morgan said: Pregnancy test .........15 dollars Abortion ........500 dollars Knowing that little mistake has been fixed ........Priceless But seriously, get a test then go from there. And if you do get out of this, try PROTECTION! That's the thing, I always use protection, but for some magical reason she thinks she is pregnant, I've never been through this before so I don't know what to do, she's even scared to take the test because it might come out positive, I love her very much and I don't want her to go through this, I hope abortion is quick and painless, I will talk to her about the test more though.
December 7, 200618 yr did you use contraceptives?? is she on depravera shotty or on the pill? usually if you aren't using any type of protection and you stuff your penis in your girlfriends vagina and jizz in it, that would be a recipe to make a baby. i suggest a coat hanger and multiple swift kicks to her stomach. that should take care of the problem.
December 7, 200618 yr 21 years of Child support . Once that baby is born , all you are to the family court system is a PAYCHECK . Ain't nutt'n you can do about it , either . I speak from experience . Just pay it and make sure you don't miss a single payment ... at least that way you have leverage in the court systems . Don't pay and you go to jail , never see a Tax return and in most states never have a drivers license .
December 7, 200618 yr j0rkeh said: That's the thing, I always use protection, but for some magical reason she thinks she is pregnant, I've never been through this before so I don't know what to do, she's even scared to take the test because it might come out positive, I love her very much and I don't want her to go through this, I hope abortion is quick and painless, I will talk to her about the test more though. if you used a condom everytime then it someone elses kid, tell that bitch to get bent.
December 7, 200618 yr Author Well if I have a baby and keep it I'll name it optimus prime and put it up for adoption.
December 7, 200618 yr j0rkeh said: Well things have been great, I got kicked out of school, I'm probably going back to jail I'm still waiting for the letter to go to court, and now this pregnancy shit. whoop dee fucking doo, I hope it's the stress, man after this year is over I'm gonna get my life straight. LOL kill urself while ur ahead
December 7, 200618 yr Author psych0_fr34k said: NO you don't. you lust her pussy very much I know the diffrence between love and lust kthnx.
December 7, 200618 yr j0rkeh said: Well if I have a baby and keep it I'll name it optimus prime and put it up for adoption. 'attaboy!
December 7, 200618 yr you should be fine, my gf used to miss alot due to stress. and the fact that she missed it is only goin to make her stress even more, making it later. if you have used protection everytime i wouldnt worry a whole lot, get the test and just check and then relax.
December 7, 200618 yr Stress is a huge factor. When I was still with my girlfriend of 3 years, shit like that happened to us as well. Scary shit, and it didn't help that her mom was complete psycho cunt whore bitch of the universe (No exageration, seriously). Another thing you need to remember: The biological clock isn't precise. Verdict: Definitely get the test.
December 7, 200618 yr Have you had sex with this woman? If sex has not occurred, then it is likely that no baby is in the works. Thanks for your time, George Orwell
December 7, 200618 yr U still never said what kind of protection? The pill will do that to a period. But its jsut 4 days. j0rkeh said: she's even scared to take the test because it might come out positive So you'd rather find out 4 months from now?
December 7, 200618 yr Teenagers throwing pregnancy scares are so fucking stupid. "Zomg I'm 4 days late." She's only been bleeding from her snatch for 2 years, what does she know? The most likely scenario is that she's not pregnant and she's just freaking out over your mind-blowing secks skills.:bj: