December 7, 200618 yr Ummm....of all the places, why would you post something like THIS in a myg0t forum? If this is real, then my advice would be to get a pregnancy test then try to convince her to get an abortion or adoption. Unfortunately, due to the principle of bodily autonomy, she and/or her parents are the only ones who can give informed consent to a doctor for an abortion. By the way, if you're thinking of getting her into an "accident" in order to get rid of the kid, depending on where you live, you can face murder charges.
December 7, 200618 yr Take the test, if shes pregnant get an abortion and its not much of a problem. Odds are though that shes just freaking out. I know a girl that have freaked out thinking she was pregnant because she came some guy a handjob and it got on her pants, in conclusion Id say it probably means nothing but then again what the fuck do i know. :dunno:
December 7, 200618 yr Ummm....of all the places, why would you post something like THIS in a myg0t forum? This is the truth. My advice: My girlfriend and I had the same issue about a month back where she thought she was pregnant, the whole matter got blown over when she took a pregnancy test and realized that she wasn't. Evidently, since the marching band finals were coming up the band was doing over 40 hours a week of practicing and she is also taking 4 AP classes, two of which had tests that week as well, she completely skipped a whole period and scared the fuck out of me because like you, I don't want to have to take care of a kid at the age of 17. So.. go out, get a pregnancy test for her (They're like $15 where I live) and give it to her. She's supposed to take the test in the morning when she wakes up. Hope she's not, because abortion is the suck. If you live in America though, abortion can be arranged through Planned Parenthood, where you can get free abortions thanks to the US Government. EDIT: 4 days?! Hahha, thats nothing to be worried about at all, when you're in your mid to late teen years girls' periods will change anywhere from a day to a week. So just wait it out 3 more days. Double edit: http://www.amipregnant.livejournal.com
December 7, 200618 yr Pregnancy test .........15 dollars Abortion ........500 dollars Knowing that little mistake has been fixed ........Priceless But seriously, get a test then go from there. And if you do get out of this, try PROTECTION! Yeah abortions are pricey I had to look into them once.
December 7, 200618 yr Also been through it. Its such a bitch, You go through out the day worrying about it and shit. Like they said though, It could be stress. Also, If she just recently got on birth control or off it, That could be a nother one. I just think the girl is blowing it all out of porpertion. Also, Her stressing about if shes pregant or not is gonna make it a lot worse.
December 7, 200618 yr Abortion is inhumane, and it is not a painless process. Most of the scars are emotional for most women. IMO it was your choice, your consequence. You should have taken more preventative measures, as there are many of these opportunities out there. However, I doubt she is pregnant as usually when chicks miss their period they get nervous and delay it even more because they are nervous that they are pregnant.
December 7, 200618 yr Abortion is inhumane, and it is not a painless process. Most of the scars are emotional for most women. IMO it was your choice, your consequence. You should have taken more preventative measures, as there are many of these opportunities out there. However, I doubt she is pregnant as usually when chicks miss their period they get nervous and delay it even more because they are nervous that they are pregnant. Get Laid.
December 7, 200618 yr That's the thing, I always use protection, but for some magical reason she thinks she is pregnant, Maybe you should take a step back and take a look at the whole picture... If you're using protection and she thinks she's pregnant... Than who isn't using protection. You got Served by your own GF LOL
December 7, 200618 yr being an expert on this matter ever since i knocked up my roomate (ty lord for misscarriages), i would say punch her in the fucking stomach jesus christ almighty fuck fuck fuck shit fuck shit fuck step by step how to for dummies: http://www.ingber.com/karate85_book/punch.jpg
December 7, 200618 yr 4 days isnt THAT late, i've had to worry about it before but definately get a pregnancy test
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December 7, 200618 yr Well if I have a baby and keep it I'll name it optimus prime and put it up for adoption. Thanks dane cook
December 7, 200618 yr Find a fucking bottle of babyoil, squirt it all over the ground when she is in the shower. When she comes out, she will slip and fall, thus knocking herself out. Find some duck tape, and some drano, and pour some drano into her mouth. Tape her mouth and nose shut and punch her in cunt untill she dies. Then, buy an axe, cut off her dick and tie it in a know and put it on. Get in your truck, drive to the park, bury her and get a breakfast jack. Abortion.
December 7, 200618 yr If she's 4 days late then she's definately pregnant. Better go get a job / second job
December 7, 200618 yr You should read all of these writings. They are a great interpretation of the bible. You can now "get yours" and not be breaking the will of God, according to this dude. http://www.sexinchrist.com/ Fun and interesting topics include: "Anal sex according to the word of God", "Fisting and God's will" (ROFL), "Threesomes within a Christian marriage", and "Christian Pornography". This dude has it figured out... Read, and start fucking her only in the ass until you're married dude.
December 7, 200618 yr Get Laid. rofl, you should use your own advice... I would quote a pic of you but that is unnecessary since everyone has already seen how ugly you are many times
December 7, 200618 yr You should read all of these writings. They are a great interpretation of the bible. You can now "get yours" and not be breaking the will of God, according to this dude. http://www.sexinchrist.com/ Fun and interesting topics include: "Anal sex according to the word of God", "Fisting and God's will" (ROFL), "Threesomes within a Christian marriage", and "Christian Pornography". This dude has it figured out... Read, and start fucking her only in the ass until you're married dude. There is no "god."
December 7, 200618 yr There is no "god." That's not the issue, asswipe. Read the writing and enjoy it for what it is. It's a funny mockery of the bible.
December 7, 200618 yr It's a funny mockery of the bible. I know.....hence the reason as to why I said "there is no 'god,'" dumbass.:wtcslap:
December 7, 200618 yr I know.....hence the reason as to why I said "there is no 'god,'" dumbass.:wtcslap: Too bad "there is no silQ"
December 7, 200618 yr iam so glad their are jonnys even if i got her pregant when i was wearing a jonny i would say with out dna test didn't happen.
