December 7, 200618 yr j0rkeh said: So maybe some of you more experienced people can help me, anyways my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period in 4 days since it was due, we are scared she might be pregnant, we are only 16 and can't exactly support a child (good thing we have abortion clinics) I've read how weather and stress can affect periods and stuff but I'm looking for advice from someone that's been through this, maybe we are just paranoid? Thanks. 4 days isn't irregular enough to assume pregnancy. Ever heard of a take home pregnancy test? I'd consider calling planned parenthood up.
December 7, 200618 yr This will help explain pregnancy. Which will in turn help your girlfriend get over thinking she'll be pregnant the instant you cum in her. http://websrvr40nj.audiovideoweb.com/avwebdsnjwebsrvr4501/portal/media/media-050516-pregnancy.html
December 7, 200618 yr v0rtexx said: suddenly everyone has girlfriends http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/tobiasdavis000/Goat-0017.jpg
December 7, 200618 yr DOCPHIL said: You should read all of these writings. They are a great interpretation of the bible. You can now "get yours" and not be breaking the will of God, according to this dude. http://www.sexinchrist.com/ Fun and interesting topics include: "Anal sex according to the word of God", "Fisting and God's will" (ROFL), "Threesomes within a Christian marriage", and "Christian Pornography". This dude has it figured out... Read, and start fucking her only in the ass until you're married dude. Well... according to the site, your $30,000 security system is out of date.
December 7, 200618 yr j0rkeh said: Well things have been great, I got kicked out of school, I'm probably going back to jail I'm still waiting for the letter to go to court, and now this pregnancy shit. whoop dee fucking doo, I hope it's the stress, man after this year is over I'm gonna get my life straight. LOL Why jail, son?
December 7, 200618 yr Jorkeh, i know how you feel... Its a fucking shit place to be. Basically, explain to me if shes expecting her period then why havent you used a pregnancy test. Also, i 100% believed in abortion for the first 6 months i was with my GF, even after the first few scares, i still had it as an option, but she never did, and you cant force a girl into it.. If that baby dies, so will your relationship. Im not gonna go into that but basically, pregnancy test. She more than likely isnt, and keep it at the back of your mind, dont ponder on it. Ive thrown up waiting for the little pink dot on the pregnancy test. Not cool. Anyway man, good luck.
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December 7, 200618 yr Maybe you could take notes from this short film. It would make her pussy big enough for you to just reach in and make scrambled eggs of a potential fetus. http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=76
December 7, 200618 yr Author When I said protection, I meant a condom, I guess we are being a being a little too paranoid, but I've never been through this before, I don't know why she just randomly brought that up and scared me, I will definitly buy a test, I feel better, thanks to all who gave their advice.
December 7, 200618 yr DOCPHIL said: Maybe you could take notes from this short film. It would make her pussy big enough for you to just reach in and make scrambled eggs of a potential fetus. http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=76 Your 30,000 $ security system would work in situations like this.
December 8, 200618 yr silQ said: :owned: no no. He's just raged because we keep calling him out with his $30,000 security system, and captain (apparently) follows him to every thread and posts. Heaven forbid this being an open forum for many people to express opinions at.
December 8, 200618 yr megafighterx said: no no. He's just raged because we keep calling him out with his $30,000 security system, and captain (apparently) follows him to every thread and posts. Heaven forbid this being an open forum for many people to express opinions at. RAGED!!!
December 8, 200618 yr j0rkeh said: That's the thing, I always use protection, but for some magical reason she thinks she is pregnant, I've never been through this before so I don't know what to do, she's even scared to take the test because it might come out positive, I love her very much and I don't want her to go through this, I hope abortion is quick and painless, I will talk to her about the test more though. well, being fucktards most kids are... i would guess you're girlfriend is a fucking idiot and did not or forgot to use the anti semaninal fluid and or the birthcontrol.
December 8, 200618 yr j0rkeh said: Well things have been great, I got kicked out of school, I'm probably going back to jail I'm still waiting for the letter to go to court, and now this pregnancy shit. whoop dee fucking doo, I hope it's the stress, man after this year is over I'm gonna get my life straight. LOL lol, you must not be that smart.
December 8, 200618 yr Alright the truff... Since you're going back to jail for some wigger crime im saying abort it. 1) Nobody likes a wigger and likes their wigger children even less. 2) Babies raising babies = suck 3) Since you're obviously a wigger, what kind of life does this child have if you actually keep it? KFC, Burger King, or McDonlds at best? And im not even going myg0t with this, abort this thing before it can be born and become more fucked up than me, you, or anyone else on this forum that you were so fucken dumb enough to ask advice for. Most of these myg0t forum goers (or even myg0t members themselves) are still teenagers and have no say in anything even closely relating to this matter. Because again most of them are teens. This will get me flamed out the ass, but hopefully i brought life to your stress and you make the right choice and end this life before it actually becomes a life. I hope this is real because im so going to get flamed for you piece of shit! FLAME ON!!!!!! Im only doing this because me and my GF have an appointment next week for an abortion. So fuck everyone else. How many of you have actually had it done?
December 8, 200618 yr Unlike most of you, I would have actually looked forward to a kid. Having a kid is probably one of the most rewarding experiences you can have. Then again, I could've just been dropped a few too many times when I was a baby. :drool2:
December 8, 200618 yr Is she underweight? That can have an effect. Agreed that 4 days is not THAT late. My condolences, I have been there and it is scary. Wait it out, and she will call you really happy one day and say, "ZOMG BLOOD EVERYWHERE PARTY" For once in a fucking lifetime, I agree with Russel Crowe; abortion should not be an option in your mind.
December 8, 200618 yr now shes afraid of sex, so you have a perfect reason for anal. all i see are pros
December 8, 200618 yr Tomtheman70 said: Unlike most of you, I would have actually looked forward to a kid. Having a kid is probably one of the most rewarding experiences you can have. Then again, I could've just been dropped a few too many times when I was a baby. :drool2: I agree with this, as long as you can afford/support this lifestyle.
December 8, 200618 yr Author Hey I would gladly keep the baby if I could afford it, I will regret it for the rest of my life if I have to abort, but I gotta do what I gotta do, no I'm not a wigger, and after this year is over I'm gonna get back in school and do what I'm supposed to do, I guess it takes shit like this to make me realize how much of an idiot I've been these last few years, in a way this is sort of like a wake up call, I guess all I can do is learn from this. I just wish I didn't have to go through all this before checking myself.
December 8, 200618 yr LOL i dont even remember posting that. To much sauce. It sucks man, but like you said. Gotta do what you gotta do.
