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INTERNET NIGHTMARES

myg0ttheMinkey
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1) playing cs

so i was playing CS:S, until i got shot in the leg in game

i felt a very real sharp pain on my thumb

 

then i was "wtf?? lag?"

i woke up immediately knowing that my 2mb cable is l337

all i see was the girl biting on my thumb

because she thought she was eating a drumstick from kfc

 

verdict: it was pretty fucked up

 

2) sex dreams

every time i dreaming about making out with a random girl (never seen before)

for like 5 seconds or less i wake up immediately

i had a boner and it's morning

so damn i was so horny

then i decided to jack off to "Italian Shemale Vol 12.avi"

i came about 2 minutes of stroking really fast

i reach for some tissues only to find empty box

then i thought the only way is by licking it

and i asked the girl to lick it

 

verdict: i was sleeping on floor (fall off bed) and i actually got up to watch porn & beating off while she was sleeping

  harmless-tampon said:

verdict: i was sleeping on floor (fall off bed) and i actually got up to watch porn & beating off while she was sleeping

 

lol awesome

  • 2 weeks later...

i dont remember dreams very well, but i vaguely remember one where i was on irc, and g0d omp and p33pu5 had nominated me ruler of the itnernet in which i banned all ***s from accessing the internet

 

the end.

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Geesus;420309']i dont remember dreams very well, but i vaguely remember one where i was on irc, and g0d omp and p33pu5 had nominated me ruler of the itnernet in which i banned all ***s from accessing the internet

 

the end.

 

touching story

 

btw Landser is a pimp.

  r4g3r_1337 said:
WOW, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HAVE NO LIFE IF YOU ACTUALLY DREAM ABOUT THE INTERNET. MINKEY SUK MY COCK YOU CANADIAN NIGGER :nigga: :nigga: :nigga: :nigga: :ugh:

 

 

 

K troll, btw you aren't funny k?

  r4g3r_1337 said:
I NEVER SAID OR THOUGHT WAS I WAS FUNNY, NOW GTFO OF MY FORAM. :sleep2: :madkeke: :madkeke: :madkeke:

 

 

 

 

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/7618/4idwk8wha6.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

I think my point has been proven.

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