Posted December 14, 200618 yr Hey , is masturbation against the Bible? I know you guys are a fervent Christian organization and helped Canonize the Bible...maybe you can help me out?
December 14, 200618 yr when u die, ur dead, u cant think, u cant talk, u have no idea you ever existed and you dont exist   so quite frankly, who gives a shit
December 14, 200618 yr when u die, ur dead, u cant think, u cant talk, u have no idea you ever existed and you dont exist   so quite frankly, who gives a shit Unless you're casper.
December 14, 200618 yr somewhere in the old testament (don't remember the book, verse, chapter) something along the lines of "a man shall not spill his seed upon the earth, thus displeasing his wife" or some shit like that.  This brings up two important questions for interpretation: 1. What if I shoot blank?  2. What if I don't have a wife to displease by doing so?   its your call man, just remember that if you make the wrong choice a fiery hell awaits you.
December 14, 200618 yr EyeReesh;416081']somewhere in the old testament (don't remember the book, verse, chapter) something along the lines of "a man shall not spill his seed upon the earth, thus displeasing his wife" or some shit like that.  This brings up two important questions for interpretation: 1. What if I shoot blank?  2. What if I don't have a wife to displease by doing so?   its your call man, just remember that if you make the wrong choice a fiery hell awaits you. the man does not carry the seed, he carries the fertilizer
December 14, 200618 yr Yes... yes it is. You are in essense having sex with yourself. Quit fucking yourself, ***got.
December 14, 200618 yr I don't know about sins but masturbation is bad for your mental health. It makes you slow, less competitive and inferior. Read my sig.
December 14, 200618 yr but improves sexual health and its fun... Must agree for the fun part, but the health part is contradicted by gundreams sig
December 14, 200618 yr Hey , is masturbation against the Bible? I hope so, I'd hate to think I was simply doing it for the Nuclear Shelters supply of free man yogurt.
December 14, 200618 yr Author I think I screwed up my sensitivity by masturbating...cause my Orgasms have gone from unbelievable to....eh.... I think God is punishing me.
December 14, 200618 yr I think I screwed up my sensitivity by masturbating...cause my Orgasms have gone from unbelievable to....eh.... I think God is punishing me. then you need to stop doing it 4 times a day
December 14, 200618 yr I'm not part of a religion, so I can't really comment, but how can something so good be a sin huh?
December 14, 200618 yr but if he strikes you with lightening, you're fucked.  thunder != lightening dumbass.
December 14, 200618 yr I don't know about sins but masturbation is bad for your mental health. It makes you slow, less competitive and inferior. Read my sig. i dont masturbate while wasting my time. i may do homework, be taking a shit, buying some groceries, waiting for a bus, or be watching porn
December 15, 200618 yr masturbation improves my diet   OH ZING DID I JUST SAY THAT OH YES I DID you sick fucking bastard...