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Hey , is masturbation against the Bible? I know you guys are a fervent Christian organization and helped Canonize the Bible...maybe you can help me out?

when u die, ur dead, u cant think, u cant talk, u have no idea you ever existed and you dont exist

 

 

 

so quite frankly, who gives a shit

when u die, ur dead, u cant think, u cant talk, u have no idea you ever existed and you dont exist

 

 

 

so quite frankly, who gives a shit

 

Unless you're casper.

somewhere in the old testament (don't remember the book, verse, chapter) something along the lines of "a man shall not spill his seed upon the earth, thus displeasing his wife" or some shit like that.

 

 

This brings up two important questions for interpretation:

 

1. What if I shoot blank?

 

2. What if I don't have a wife to displease by doing so?

 

 

 

its your call man, just remember that if you make the wrong choice a fiery hell awaits you.

EyeReesh;416081']somewhere in the old testament (don't remember the book, verse, chapter) something along the lines of "a man shall not spill his seed upon the earth, thus displeasing his wife" or some shit like that.

 

 

This brings up two important questions for interpretation:

 

1. What if I shoot blank?

 

2. What if I don't have a wife to displease by doing so?

 

 

 

its your call man, just remember that if you make the wrong choice a fiery hell awaits you.

 

the man does not carry the seed, he carries the fertilizer

I don't know about sins but masturbation is bad for your mental health. It makes you slow, less competitive and inferior. Read my sig.
but improves sexual health and its fun...

 

Must agree for the fun part, but the health part is contradicted by gundreams sig

Hey , is masturbation against the Bible?

 

I hope so, I'd hate to think I was simply doing it for the Nuclear Shelters supply of free man yogurt.

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I think I screwed up my sensitivity by masturbating...cause my Orgasms have gone from unbelievable to....eh.... I think God is punishing me.
I think I screwed up my sensitivity by masturbating...cause my Orgasms have gone from unbelievable to....eh.... I think God is punishing me.

 

then you need to stop doing it 4 times a day

masturbation improves my diet

 

 

OH ZING DID I JUST SAY THAT OH YES I DID

I'm not part of a religion, so I can't really comment, but how can something so good be a sin huh?
I don't know about sins but masturbation is bad for your mental health. It makes you slow, less competitive and inferior. Read my sig.

 

i dont masturbate while wasting my time.

 

i may do homework, be taking a shit, buying some groceries, waiting for a bus, or be watching porn

masturbation improves my diet

 

 

OH ZING DID I JUST SAY THAT OH YES I DID

 

you sick fucking bastard...

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