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NWA;417046']I'm sorry I thought I asked for things that has ever done that helped science not random inventions that you just thought up that were actually made by Americans.

I guess the electron microscope didn't do shit for science then...

  Sentry said:
I guess the electron microscope didn't do shit for science then...

 

 

and we also dont use velcro every day...

 

 

lol bad example

  De3emon said:
and we also dont use zippers every day...

 

 

Invented by a swede who immigrated to Canada. Semi fail

 

 

I see you edited your post lawl

 

 

  De3emon said:
and we also dont use velcro every day...

 

 

lol bad example

 

 

 

From wikipedia

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The hook and loop fastener was invented in 1948 by Georges de Mestral, a Swiss engineer.De Mestral named his invention "VELCRO"
  Ac311 said:
Invented by a swede who immigrated to Canada. Semi fail

 

 

I see you edited your post lawl

 

 

 

 

 

 

From wikipedia

 

 

cool, our textbooks are gay here

 

 

i can say, i fail

 

 

edit: since i already fail, and its late and im tired and im going slightly crazy, here:

 

http://www.canada4life.ca/invent.php

 

 

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Anti-gravity suit - Dr. Wilbur R. Franks

 

Automatic lubricators - Elijah McCoy

 

Basketball - Dr. James A. Naismith

 

Chocolate bar - James K. Ganong

 

Ice hockey - Members of the Royal Canadian Rifles (woot)

 

Instant food - Dr. Edward Asselbergs

 

Insulin - Frederick Banting

 

Kerosene - Dr. Abraham Gesner

 

Light bulb - Henry Woodward (later sold the patent to Thomas Edison) (?)

 

Pacemaker - Wilfred Bigelow

 

Pictionary - Rob Angel

 

Superman - Joe Shuster

 

Velcro - George de Mestral <-----

 

Zipper - Gideon Sundback <-----

 

Yachtzee - Edwin S. Lowe

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NWA;417046']I'm sorry I thought I asked for things that has ever done that helped science not random inventions that you just thought up that were actually made by Americans.

 

rofl, completely destroyed.

  n00b4life said:
AMERICANS HAVE BIGGER COCKS

 

nope

 

 

 

we have hotter girls.

 

 

We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

England invented America, I REST MY CASE.

 

http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/stock_illustration/images/cartoon_lawyerl_001.gif

  n00b4life said:
AMERICANS HAVE BIGGER COCKS

 

AMERICANS ONLY HAVE BIGGER COCKS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO DESPERATE TO SUCK THEM SO THEY EAT MACDONALDS EVERY SECOND HOPING IT WILL GROW THEIR DICK BIGGER!!!

  ichangedmysn9 said:
i dont care, only fat fucks get diabeties.

 

im dieabetic and im not fat or american,

well mine does run in the family

  UrbanDictionary said:

It's not cool to sound American. They are the earth's vermin. Uneducated, uncultured, god-fearing morons with a penchant for deeply ingrained racism and general war-mongering. Nuking the Deep South would save the world from alot of problems.

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  De3emon said:
cool, our textbooks are gay here

 

 

i can say, i fail

 

 

edit: since i already fail, and its late and im tired and im going slightly crazy, here:

 

http://www.canada4life.ca/invent.php

 

rofl yeah right like I'd ever trust something from a site called canada4life.ca

 

liberal media bullshit

  Sheep said:
England invented America, I REST MY CASE.

 

http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/stock_illustration/images/cartoon_lawyerl_001.gif

 

good point

 

too bad hat was liek a mazillion years ago

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