Posted December 22, 200618 yr Hello. I'm John_Winthrop, enlightened thinker. You all know me, I'm sure. Now let's talk about masturbation. The word masturbate comes from the Latin word turbo, meaning to disturb, trouble, or disrupt. Now is this really what masturbation is? Are we disturbing our own nature, aura, or self esteem? I'm sure that all of us here enjoy to fancy ourselves every so often, but how often is too often? Webster's dictionary defines masturbate as the act of practicing masturbation. Here are some examples of masturbation if you are unsure of what I am talking about: http://masturbation.aktfotografie.us/masturbation1.jpg http://ninatv.littlemidgets.com/girls/masturbation_blue/masturbation_blue-006.jpg http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2940/c9zd9.jpg Now that we're all on the same page, we can discuss the ethics of masturbation. One who induces masturbation must be pretty selfish, since they want to keep all of the excitement to themself and not share it with others. This brings up the question of whether or not masturbation is a sin. The answer is no. Everyone masturbates. I masturbate. You masturbate. Your parents masturbate. Your siblings masturbate. Your teacher masturbates. Your boss masturbates. Your cat masturbates. Your plants masturbate. Historical documentation recently reviewed on ABC News by Barbara Walters suggests that Jesus may have masturbated as well. Therefore masturbation is not a sin. Since masturbation is common amongst us Americans, it is a key ingredient to help unify and unite us. America is masturbation. Soon it will be used by the army to recruit soldiers, or masturbation booths will be offered to soldiers if a draft occurs. Now you might be wondering, "Hey, sometimes if I masturbate a lot, it starts to really hurt." Well this could be due to several factors. For Males: If you masturbate too often, your penis's blood veins will become over constricted and the overflow or underflow of blood will cause pain. Another possibility is if you use coarse substances to help you masturbate, such as dry hands, cheap tissues, or teddy bears. For Females: If you have long fingernails, the problem should be obvious. But if you use a dildo for pleasure, then you are probably inserting it at an angle not corresponding with your vagina's natural position. Also using substances such as clay, dough, or teddy bears can result in irritation or infection. Now here comes the tricky part. "I think I'm masturbating, but I'm not sure. How can I tell?" Here's how. Look at a sexually enticing picture. Try the following: http://july2004.pussyland.net/005/pics/8.jpg When you see this picture, your hands should begin rubbing on your penis or vagina by INSTINCT. Yes, it's natural! If this did not happen, then try doing it. Post your results below.
December 22, 200618 yr Author r4g3r_1337 said: LOL WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT JESUS. Deeply religious people who want to be reassured that masturbation is okay do. jargils said: http://jesuslovesporn.net/images/header_jesuslovesporn.jpg http://jesuslovesporn.net/images/header_jesuslovesporn.jpg http://jesuslovesporn.net/images/header_jesuslovesporn.jpghttp://jesuslovesporn.net/images/header_jesuslovesporn.jpg http://jesuslovesporn.net/images/header_jesuslovesporn.jpg so wut if i keeled a niger. On topic, yet off topic at the same time.
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December 22, 200618 yr window_blinds said: ^ FUCKIN LIAR!!! btw i jerk off to blinds. blinds own you. No seriously I don't masturbate
December 22, 200618 yr Quote Sobeit;420462']you forgot: http://xs210.xs.to/xs210/06515/LEWL.jpg what the :ugh:
December 22, 200618 yr Quote Sobeit;420462']you forgot: http://xs210.xs.to/xs210/06515/LEWL.jpg shit i'd love to have a girlfriend like that two blowjobs, two holes, four titties :naughty:
December 22, 200618 yr :gaykeke: harmless-tampon said: shit i'd love to have a girlfriend like that two blowjobs, two holes, four titties :naughty: But look at the one on the right(the sysme twin) she looks like she's been hit with a brick rifk.
December 24, 200618 yr Author Quote Sobeit;420462']you forgot: http://xs210.xs.to/xs210/06515/LEWL.jpg Fake; girls don't look like that in real life. Anyways, what are your true and innermost feelings on masturbation?
December 24, 200618 yr harmless-tampon said: shit i'd love to have a girlfriend like that two blowjobs, two holes, four titties :naughty: lol irl
