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A charitable donation has been made in myg0ts name to the Human Fund.

 

A Festivus for, the rest of us!

 

 

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post pictures of your festivus poles.

I shall start the airing of grievances, to celebrate festivus.

 

I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND NOW YOUR GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THEM.

 

MINKEY, YOU COULDN'T GET A GIRL IF THEY WERE GIVEN AWAY FREE WITH HAPPY MEALS.

 

HUMPY, You dumb bowelful of impolite budgie droppings.

 

NIMROD, You freeze-dried contribution of pitiful elephant plaque.

 

D3, You total loaf of ancient second-hand toilet paper.

 

AZIDE, You lice-infested cesspit-full of superficial mule froth.

 

P33PU5, You hairy excuse for ungodly cancerous anal polyps.

 

BLOCKY, You ungracious shovel-full of simpering moose entrails.

 

KONARTIS, You hypocritical descendant of worm-infested whale blubber.

 

MAKONG, You creepy gathering of indecent Wookiee hair.

 

 

 

That is all for now.

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HYE YUORGE STEELING MISTER

im raged only 2 people knew wht festivus is.:tear:

 

i kno what it is.... and its fucking great :D

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1. Festivus

 

Festivus is a holiday created by Mr. Castanza after he failed to buy a doll for his beloved son George. This holiday celebrates the things that grieved you for the past solar cycle (1 year). It is celebrated annually on December 23rd by the Castanza household and Seinfeld super-fans. The abscence of a tree is replaced by an aluminum pole. A festivus ritual is two people wrestling each other remorselessly and the head of the family is to be pinned. The holiday's motto is a festivus for the rest of us. For a period of over 20 years, Festivus was suspended from celebration only to be reencarnated by Cosmo Cramer in 1998.

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