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CHRIST ALMIGHTY, these kids don't even know how to lie in a hammock? Rassem frassem.

 

Nice - I have a little divot in my forehead from a lawn dart, compliments of my sisters.

 

lmao.

When I started reading the article, I had one toy in mind throughout... The Die-Cast Factory. I had one of those when I was a kid and my god was it dangerous. It's just like Creepy Crawlers, except with iron.

 

Maybe I'm forgetting something that actually made it safer though...

lol at the radioactive playset. COMUN GUIZ LETZ GO MAEK BOMBSA LOLOLJKOKOLO

I still have a box of jarts in my shed.

 

I laughed:

In 2000, the CPSC announced that over 150 children fell prey to Sky Dancer's helicopter-blade arms and erratic "Oh-Jesus-it's-chasing-me!" flying patterns.

 

Oh god.

For only $11.98, young rebels got a cannon, six cannon balls, a ramrod, and a rebel flag. What better way to permanently maim your little brother while spreading valuable lessons about states' rights?
When I started reading the article, I had one toy in mind throughout... The Die-Cast Factory. I had one of those when I was a kid and my god was it dangerous. It's just like Creepy Crawlers, except with iron.

 

Maybe I'm forgetting something that actually made it safer though...

 

I had that too, it was awsome! :naughty:

 

SCHLOCK AND LOAD This must-watch 1961 commercial for the Reb features the catchy jingle, "We'll all be gay when Johnny comes marching home!" Click play, you'll thank us.
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