During this rage I received many verbal threats, several of which belonged to a man with a heavy Russian accent. I played cant touch this, numanuma, tetris theme, and the banana phone song.

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During this rage I received many verbal threats, several of which belonged to a man with a heavy Russian accent. I played cant touch this, numanuma, tetris theme, and the banana phone song.

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"Counter-Strike

In all games and at all times you can spam obnoxious binds. Just open your console or edit your config.cfg file and put:

bind "key" "say obnoxious mESsAge heR3 w00t! w00T! 3y3 h4x j00!11"

 

One way to stop your teammates from playing on FF off servers is by map blocking or player trapping. This works better with multiple people but one person can cause a lot of rage. Just stand in doorways where only one person can pass by or trap a teammate in the corner of the map. They will sit there until you move or die flaming you and shooting you and repeatly jumping trying to escape. Don't crouch. The best maps for this are cs_seige and cs_backalley but it works everywhere.

 

In the buytime buy a couple of grenades and throw them and get a couple more if you want. Right before your teammates run into a gunfight toss them in front of them... so much anger occurs.

 

The next method wastes times and truly makes the game unplesant. In takes at least you and a friend on the other team. Just sit back and camp somewhere safe and don't kill your friend. This is what I called a tea party. You want everyone dead on both teams except you and your buddy. When it's safe just get your knives and waste time without killing each other. Everyone will be sitting in spectator mode until the round is over and they will be confused why you are not killing each other.

 

Ruining CS_Maps

You can be a terrorist a kill all of the hostages and that helps ruin the game but I discovered something better. Grab all hostages and announce you are the hostage giver. Bring all of the hostages to the counter-terrorist hostage rescue point. Hold your knife and flash your flashlight and explain how you are a peaceful type of person. You will probably get killed but the hostages will be easily rescued and your fellow teammates will be raged at you. After they realize what you are doing they will try to keep the hostages away from you or just kill them. They are spending their time not playing the game and you win.

 

Ruining DE_Maps

On a de_map you can be a terrorist and try to get the bomb and throw it off somewhere where you can't get it (such as off the edge of a map). If you are a counter-terrorist and the bomb is planted start defusing it, stop before it is defused, and repeat until it blows up. Your teammates will be annoyed that they lost the round because of you.

 

Ruining AS_Maps

as_maps are not played as often but it's fun ruining them. This works best with multiple people. Join the counter-terrorists. Each round you all should press your changeteam bind and select the VIP. Everytime after the buytime type: kill in your console to commit suicide and to make the counter-terrorist's lose. Every round will be very short and there will be no gunfights. Try hardest to have one of you be the VIP each round as normal players will try to select the VIP after they see what you are doing."