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thats fucked up none of the skaters friends helped him beat the fat guys ass..

 

would have been fuckin funny to see one of the skaters friends wreck the security guard over the head with the skateboard like in that one video

OMFG RIFK FAGGOT GOT HIS ASS KICKED, security guard flipped him over his hip hahahah that skater faggot got his ass beat.
haha, those ones are the best, better then the arm breaking.

i hate skaters

nothing worse than a bunch of faget idiots tearing up public property and doing retarded ass stunts that impress nobody but their equally stupid friends

Security guy should have called the authorities.

 

I have a friend that does security. He says if you run into trouble...just

call the cops. That's how he was trained.

 

He says "to be a security guard you only need one thing.....a pulse".

 

His security job description:

Wackenhut Securities for High Tech company.

1) Eat left over pizza/chinese food from the conference room.

 

2) Pool table...plays pool all night long.

 

3) Surf's the Web at his liesure on T3 line. (no porn or gets in trouble)

 

4) Free coffee, donuts and popcorn.

 

5) Since nobody is in the building on 3rd shift he takes the liberty

to turn the intercom system volume up full blast and shits/farts into

the the microphone. (he finds that to be necessary to scare off

any would-be burglars, if in the building...laf)

 

6) Has a gym if he wants to work out...but he's fat and lazy so he

doesn't do that.

 

7) He often works a double shift....and sleeps for 8 hours out of 16.

 

This is the most ultimate job in the world in my opinion...don't have to lift a finger and get free shit.

 

All you need is a heart beat to qualify.

 

http://www.wackenhut.com <--- go here to get your dream job today.

Security guy should have called the authorities.

 

I have a friend that does security. He says if you run into trouble...just

call the cops. That's how he was trained.

 

He says "to be a security guard you only need one thing.....a pulse".

 

His security job description:

Wackenhut Securities for High Tech company.

1) Eat left over pizza/chinese food from the conference room.

 

2) Pool table...plays pool all night long.

 

3) Surf's the Web at his liesure on T3 line. (no porn or gets in trouble)

 

4) Free coffee, donuts and popcorn.

 

5) Since nobody is in the building on 3rd shift he takes the liberty

to turn the intercom system volume up full blast and shits/farts into

the the microphone. (he finds that to be necessary to scare off

any would-be burglars, if in the building...laf)

 

6) Has a gym if he wants to work out...but he's fat and lazy so he

doesn't do that.

 

7) He often works a double shift....and sleeps for 8 hours out of 16.

 

This is the most ultimate job in the world in my opinion...don't have to lift a finger and get free shit.

 

All you need is a heart beat to qualify.

 

http://www.wackenhut.com <--- go here to get your dream job today.

 

Baseball is gay.

you forgot that they get walkie talkies. how cool is that?
i fucking hate internet explorer, but i can't get most plugins and vids to play with opera or mozilla, whats the fucking deal pals.

me didnt see any1 "get their ass kicked" so the smurfs that were like wow man learn how to fight it was evenly matched plus the security guard had about 150 lbs on the skater fag. When u guys put up a video of u kicking someones ass then u can say wow learn how to fight.

k thx :fruit:

me didnt see any1 "get their ass kicked" so the smurfs that were like wow man learn how to fight it was evenly matched plus the security guard had about 150 lbs on the skater fag. When u guys put up a video of u kicking someones ass then u can say wow learn how to fight.

k thx :fruit:

 

stfu you faggot skater lover. Avril Lavigne is a corporate whore and she doesn't actually skate.

NWA']stfu you faggot skater lover. Avril Lavigne is a corporate whore and she doesn't actually skate.

 

Avril Lavigne doesnt need to skate, shes fucking hot. Now we can totally go off subject and begin talking about how avril is ugly for all of you and you wouldn't fuck her if blah blah blah.

NWA']stfu you faggot skater lover. Avril Lavigne is a corporate whore and she doesn't actually skate.

 

 

hrm seeing that i called him a "skater fag" shows my true love for skaters and your sexy attitude.

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