Posted January 1, 200718 yr Note: In the following story, this is all (sadly) real. If, by any chance, this has been posted already, i'm sorry. But you guys can STILL rage it. My name is KRAKATOOAA and my friends' name is Kalliujomije or whatever. I believe I have found the greatest rage server for Sven Coop in all of the land. Why is it so great? It is full of furry ***gots. Assuming you don't know what furries are, you don't want to know. But, it makes for great rages indeed! A fellow friend and I went into this server today, unbeknownst to what lies within. We have never laughed harder in awhile. There were furry sprays everywhere, and people with dumbass names like IceDeerwithwings, The Fox, and more! http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4613/scsurfdymar0001ta0.png Of course, my friend and I did the traditional voice annoy, since they were playing on a surf map. We couldn't block. I busted out some Emperor and Gorgoroth, and my friend busted out some Wesley Willis and other dumb things for the best duet ever. First, the furry ***gots didn't mind. They said "Why should we ban? They're our friends!" sarcastically, of course. Mind you, they didn't know how to turn off mics either. There were 2 on the mics, and my god they had the weirdest voices ever. http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3121/scsurfdymar0002ki7.png Then they got a little bit testy. A few started to get annoyed. One kept saying "I WISH I HAD ACCESS TO BAN!!!!!" They kept insulting us, thinking we were from 4chan. They started using stupid replacements like 4ailchan, and /r/etards, and other dumbass furry ***got shit. We decided to play along. I said I go to Gurochan, and said vaginas never looked better when chopped off with a cleaver. My friend backed me up. I also requested to yiff most of the members. http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7893/scsurfdymar0003wa4.png Then they declined. Damn. Finally, they were on the last straw. (Mind you, this is after a solid 10 minutes of Emperor and Wesley Willis.) They called a vote to ban us. No problem. I said they were a bunch of computer illiterate furry ***gots who can't even use the console for shit. Then we got banned. How sad! :tear: This is where you talented ragers come in. This could produce the most hilarious rages ever, if done right. My friend and I don't match up to some of you loyal ragers. Here's the server IP. 24.12.60.168:27015 Make everybody proud. EDIT: Yes, there is no video. Sadly, we didn't have fraps on hand. But you guys can add to this.
January 2, 200718 yr Wheres teh funny?It's called an opportunity rage you niglet.Yeah I'm gonna rage the trash tomorrow for sure,hell I might just do it right now rifk :gaykeke: .
January 2, 200718 yr It's called an opportunity rage you niglet.Yeah I'm gonna rage the trash tomorrow for sure,hell I might just do it right now rifk :gaykeke: . You're stupid. It was an actual rage and THEN he told us to help him.
January 2, 200718 yr You're stupid. It was an actual rage and THEN he told us to help him. Well i sure didn't see a single raged quote. Just a story...
January 2, 200718 yr lol thoes kind of furries are wierd. IM A FOX LOLOL! I'd spray goatse in their faces or some offensive porn image. Then again they could end up liking it and it would fail lawl. Too bad i dont have HL1, or i'd totally be in for raging them
January 3, 200718 yr God damn that resembles a rage about as much as your mother resembles Buddha's testicles.
January 19, 200718 yr Is it me, or does this post sound like something from 7chan's /i/? Not your personal army, etc. Note: In the following story, this is all (sadly) real. If, by any chance, this has been posted already, i'm sorry. But you guys can STILL rage it. My name is KRAKATOOAA and my friends' name is Kalliujomije or whatever. I believe I have found the greatest rage server for Sven Coop in all of the land. Why is it so great? It is full of furry ***gots. Assuming you don't know what furries are, you don't want to know. But, it makes for great rages indeed! A fellow friend and I went into this server today, unbeknownst to what lies within. We have never laughed harder in awhile. There were furry sprays everywhere, and people with dumbass names like IceDeerwithwings, The Fox, and more! http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4613/scsurfdymar0001ta0.png Of course, my friend and I did the traditional voice annoy, since they were playing on a surf map. We couldn't block. I busted out some Emperor and Gorgoroth, and my friend busted out some Wesley Willis and other dumb things for the best duet ever. First, the furry ***gots didn't mind. They said "Why should we ban? They're our friends!" sarcastically, of course. Mind you, they didn't know how to turn off mics either. There were 2 on the mics, and my god they had the weirdest voices ever. http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3121/scsurfdymar0002ki7.png Then they got a little bit testy. A few started to get annoyed. One kept saying "I WISH I HAD ACCESS TO BAN!!!!!" They kept insulting us, thinking we were from 4chan. They started using stupid replacements like 4ailchan, and /r/etards, and other dumbass furry ***got shit. We decided to play along. I said I go to Gurochan, and said vaginas never looked better when chopped off with a cleaver. My friend backed me up. I also requested to yiff most of the members. http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7893/scsurfdymar0003wa4.png Then they declined. Damn. Finally, they were on the last straw. (Mind you, this is after a solid 10 minutes of Emperor and Wesley Willis.) They called a vote to ban us. No problem. I said they were a bunch of computer illiterate furry ***gots who can't even use the console for shit. Then we got banned. How sad! :tear: This is where you talented ragers come in. This could produce the most hilarious rages ever, if done right. My friend and I don't match up to some of you loyal ragers. Here's the server IP. 24.12.60.168:27015 Make everybody proud. EDIT: Yes, there is no video. Sadly, we didn't have fraps on hand. But you guys can add to this.
