Posted January 4, 200718 yr http://www.lol.com Example: A Lousiana couple have been trying to have a baby with no luck. So they decide to go see the witch doctor that lived deep in the swamp. They get in their boat and hit the swamp when they find the witch doctor they say " We have tried and tried to have a baby but we have had no luck please help us." The witch doctor agrees and makes a potion in a gallon jug and tells the couple to each take a teaspoon each night before you have sex and when its gone you will be pregnant." They thank the witch doctor and leave. On the way back the husband stops the boat and tells his wife that he can't wait so lets do it now but I'll drink half and you drink the other half... Well nine months later out popped a baby but it was only a head...(Don't cry, the head was healthy)... The father was so proud of it that he took it to ball games and on its 21st birthday he takes him out to have a drink. His father asked him on do you want a shot of whiskey and the son says yes poppa i do he drinks it and BOOM he sprouts a body. The bartender was amazed so he gave him a shot on the house but he drinks it an falls over dead. The bartender looks and says damn he should have quit while he was a head.
January 4, 200718 yr try this one : http://www.tightrope.cc What's black, orange, and very pretty? A ****** on fire. What do you have if you've got a ****** up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement. How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny. How do you starve a ******? Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
January 4, 200718 yr LOLWOLWLLSLOSLLLRIFK! Now THAT is humor, my good man. RIFK @ $35,000 security system.
January 5, 200718 yr A Lousiana couple have been trying to have a baby with no luck. So they decide to go see the witch doctor that lived deep in the swamp. They get in their boat and hit the swamp when they find the witch doctor they say " We have tried and tried to have a baby but we have had no luck please help us." The witch doctor agrees and makes a potion in a gallon jug and tells the couple to each take a teaspoon each night before you have sex and when its gone you will be pregnant." They thank the witch doctor and leave. On the way back the husband stops the boat and tells his wife that he can't wait so lets do it now but I'll drink half and you drink the other half... Well nine months later out popped a baby but it was only a head...(Don't cry, the head was healthy)... The father was so proud of it that he took it to ball games and on its 21st birthday he takes him out to have a drink. His father asked him on do you want a shot of whiskey and the son says yes poppa i do he drinks it and BOOM he sprouts a body. The bartender was amazed so he gave him a shot on the house but he drinks it an falls over dead. The bartender looks and says damn he should have quit while he was a head. OMFG RIFK!!!!1111!1111!
January 5, 200718 yr Holy rofl at What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says "spit your gum out" and a train says "choo choo!!" .. irl.. rofl..
January 5, 200718 yr what are the three things you carn't give a coon?... 1. a black eye 2. a fat lip 3. a job
January 6, 200718 yr LOLWOLWLLSLOSLLLRIFK! Now THAT is humor, my good man. I'd laugh too if I had a 30,000$ security alarm system.
