Posted January 7, 200718 yr You can find porn with a more personal touch because you have a guide to help you, type in your genre of porn you want to find, then click the search guide. Real life fat people talk you through it and such, http://www.chacha.com
January 7, 200718 yr You: i need help finding this You: mputee shemale horse hybrid on preggie queer pig lactating scat orgy with vag blood shower ChristineF: Hello. Can you narrow your search temr please? ChristineF: temr=term You: im looking for preggie amputee scat orgy porn ChristineF: I'm sorry, ChaCha's policy does not allow us to searchfor pornographic sites. You: then what the fuck is the point of this? ChristineF: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (then what the fuck is the point of this?) ChristineF: Session ending due to restricted content rifk this is fucking hilarious sherric: Welcome to ChaCha! sherric: hello You: HI SHERRIC You: WILL YOU MARRY ME? sherric: sorry already taken You: YOU 2 TIMING B!TCH
January 7, 200718 yr Geesus;427686'] sherric: Welcome to ChaCha! sherric: hello You: HI SHERRIC You: WILL YOU MARRY ME? sherric: sorry already taken You: YOU 2 TIMING B!TCH AHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
January 7, 200718 yr Geesus;427686']You: i need help finding this sherric: Welcome to ChaCha! sherric: hello You: HI SHERRIC You: WILL YOU MARRY ME? sherric: sorry already taken You: YOU 2 TIMING B!TCH Holy shit.:lmfao:
January 7, 200718 yr ______________________________ Status: Connected to guide: SusanD SusanD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi SusanD: Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended. ______________________________ not having much luck
January 7, 200718 yr Leopulse;427706']______________________________ Status: Connected to guide: SusanD SusanD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi SusanD: Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended. ______________________________ not having much luck That's cuz you're famous laddy! /Sean Connery
January 7, 200718 yr RIFK!!! Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at [email protected] with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. Your location is: 64.***.***.99 I forgot to say why : I asked her what the black man might have meant by "skeet skeet skeet skeet".
January 7, 200718 yr RIFK!!! Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at [email protected] with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. Your location is: 64.***.***.99 I forgot to say why : I asked her what the black man might have meant by "skeet skeet skeet skeet". ur sig just inspired me...hold on...
January 7, 200718 yr man, this is sweet, these people even know the good shit Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LauraK LauraK: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: BrendenJ BrendenJ: Welcome to ChaCha! BrendenJ: Hi You: it seems to be going very slow from my end You: sorry for the delay You: hi! BrendenJ: How are you today? You: I'm good, do you like scat porn? I do BrendenJ: No You: thats too bad BrendenJ: I've never seen porn in my entire life BrendenJ: What can I help you with? You: rifk! You: thats a load of bullsh!t You: dont lie to your clientel Now here, he sent me to : http://skeetfg.ytmnd.com/ http://conundrum.i8.com/images/skeet.JPG and then : Status: Session ended.
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Connected to guide: jeromeb jeromeb: Welcome to ChaCha! jeromeb: hello how may i help you? You: hi jeromeb: hello You: can you link me to hot pics of stephanie from lazy town? jeromeb: let me look jeromeb: im sorry let me transfer you to some one with more info on this for you Status: Connected to guide: SusanF SusanF: Welcome to ChaCha! SusanF: Hello there! You: hi SusanF: What sort of info can I help you find on Stephanie? You: info? You: i want hot pics SusanF: Hot pics of her? You: yes SusanF: With the wig? You: yes :D SusanF: alrighty then - I'll see what I can find You: thank you :D SusanF: Not sure what's going on in this one... You: doesn't matter, thank you, nice service you got here SusanF: She's looking fetching here.. SusanF: Good! Can I help you find any other important info today? : ) You: nope, thats all, thank you You: bye :D SusanF: You're quite welcome - bye SusanF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. wanted to rage first, but they didn't call me pedo or something so i'll try something else D: linked me to those pics :x http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00202/photo044_200_202514c.jpg http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/5381/lazytown00343pk.jpg
January 7, 200718 yr Meh your website is lame: I enjoy the r1fk out of this one: http://www.msdewey.com/
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RhondaP RhondaP: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi RhondaP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: you mean there is a lot of preggie porn on the internet? RhondaP: Sorry, we have to report sick searchers like you. RhondaP: bye' You: wait RhondaP: Thank you for using ChaCha! BarbaraB: Hello ! What can I help you with regarding Scat? You: well You: im looking for some decent scatporn BarbaraB: No scat porn. You: any suggestions for sites? BarbaraB: scat music, yes. You: why no scatporn? BarbaraB: NO ADULT CONTENT You: but You: this is a search engine You: all search engines are easy ways to find adult content, right? BarbaraB: family-friendly You: scat is family fun BarbaraB: yes, BarbaraB: but I can't verify your age...
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RhondaP RhondaP: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi RhondaP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: you mean there is a lot of preggie porn on the internet? RhondaP: Sorry, we have to report sick searchers like you. RhondaP: bye' You: wait RhondaP: Thank you for using ChaCha! made me lol. Theres a website devoted to chacha pranks, cant find it though, but it's funny.
January 7, 200718 yr ROFL, search for beastiality returned: Soon You Will Understand... The Meaning of Life http://www.themeaningoflife.org/ More ChaCha Guide Results By: HelenM
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MarolynT MarolynT: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi! MarolynT: Hi! MarolynT: Could I help you search a topic today? You: I'm looking for a site that has a list of a bunch of chacha pranks. You: I'm not trying to pull one either You: I just need help finding the site. MarolynT: Wow...I don't know that there is a site for this but I'll see what I can find for you today. You: You didn't? Evidentally its getting pretty big along with your guys' site. MarolynT: There is nothing listed under ChaCha. You: Really?! Wow. MarolynT: But I'll send you some general information. You: Alright You: Hmmm... that doesn't really help, but I think I've found it. MarolynT: I apologize, I tried to find it for you. You: http://raveaboutit.blogspot.com/search/label/Chacha%20pranks You: for further reference MarolynT: oh I see... You: :D MarolynT: thanks have a great day! You: Thanks a lot, have a nice day MarolynT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
January 7, 200718 yr Here's some good pranks: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LisaS LisaS: Welcome to ChaCha! LisaS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: Hello LisaS: how are you? You: Very fine, and yourself? LisaS: doing well thanks LisaS: what can I help you find about hunting gear today? You: I'm a hunter, I hunt, and I'm trying to find an alternative to my current weapon LisaS: ok and do you have anything in mind? You: I hunt pink ponies in the land of funtopia, more specifically the valley of happyjoy. Normally my procedure involves killing them then harvesting their happiness glands, but my current weapon of choice (155mm field artillery) usually destroys their glands, leaving me with the useless remains of the pony. You: I was thinking I should go with something a little less powerful, perhaps a bushmaster autocannon? LisaS: you are just messing around..LOL You: I can assure you my business is of a most serious nature. LisaS: well let me see if I can find a weapon like this for you..are you wanting to buy online? You: Preferably online, but I will travel if the need arises. You: My funds are limited, however, and I will travel no more than nine parsecs. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Guide not located. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: T LC T LC: Welcome to ChaCha! You: I need a site to tacos T LC: Hi - how can I help with your search tonight? You: Tacos You: TACOS You: I MUST HAVE THEM!! You: Link please You: Exuse me, search for tacos! T LC: My system will not allow me to send you anything. It's locking up.. T LC: sorry. You: Why? You: Am I banned? T LC: I don't know.. I can't even exit out of the program! No! T LC: I'm sur eyou are not.. =) T LC: I'm just having trouble with my application they ahve us work with. You: So, since you are stuck, wanna talk? You: I'm bored T LC: It's against the rules.. I'm sorry.. I would if I could and keep my job! You: Ok then T LC: If you could just exit us out..?? T LC: thanks so much! T LC: And have a great night. ok? You: One more thing T LC: yes.. You: How can I work for chacha T LC: They are going to let guides start coming in around the middle of December.. T LC: At least they are projecting that date.. You: So you need me to get out so you can? T LC: You can go to http://www.ChaCha.com and check it out.. yeah T LC: =) T LC: please? and thanks! You: Well I wont be logging out then You: Mwhaha T LC: hehe T LC: come on.. You: This is funny You: Haha You: So You: Hows life? T LC: OK - I can exit out but then I can't sign back on for a while, so if that's what I need to do, I will. You: Ok ok ok T LC: It's like I cant do it the regular way.. thanks hon!! T LC: bye You: see ya You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. wendyT: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello You: Im looking to buy a child You: preferably for less than 10 grand GwendyT: you're kidding You: No, ive always wanted a kid of my own GwendyT: well go ahead and adopt one You: how much does that cost? GwendyT: zero You: really? You: whats the catch? GwendyT: you just have to go through multiple procedures You: Ohh GwendyT: depends on if you're able to support that child You: So they just hand out free children...that doesnt sound too nice GwendyT: haha GwendyT: well you should go talk to a social worker or something You: I may do that Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyG KimberlyG: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi! KimberlyG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: I require information of a sensitive nature, Google is not helping me. You: Could you, perhaps, supply me with it? KimberlyG: you dont want info on paint supplies? You: I do, but it's for a project regarding a wealthy man who requires confidentiality KimberlyG: ok You: I'm looking for the finest paint. A paint crafted from the blood of a thousand endangered species, then coagulated and infused with gold. KimberlyG: sorry I cannot find that for you You: I will use it to paint a castle. KimberlyG: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha! ConnieB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha! ConnieB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. ConnieB: What can I help you with tonight? You: Yes I am looking for a site called "ChaCha". Have you heard of this place? I need a link. ConnieB: Hello? You: I said aready You: I need a link to "ChaCha" ConnieB: You are referring to my home office ? ConnieB: Yes certainly hold on please. You: Yes, I know where you live You: and work You: MWHAHAHA You: jk ConnieB: thas cool You: This is a prank You: I don't need anything from you ConnieB: Of course it is ConnieB: thats cool too ConnieB: we get a lot of those sometimes You: Ya ConnieB: Thank you for visiting us tho ConnieB: We appreciate it . You: hold on ConnieB: Its helped us learn and earn ConnieB: So we thank you You: This is a competeition You: We are pranking you You: A whole forum ConnieB: I know and we are loving it! ConnieB: You've helped us all earn a lot of money! ConnieB: so keep em coming! You: lol You: ! ConnieB: Thanks for using ChaCha. ConnieB: Bye now You: I'm gonna win with this conversation! ConnieB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KarenS KarenS: Welcome to ChaCha! KarenS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: I am looking for funny fat people. You: A picture of them You: So, all I need is a picture of you. KarenS: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Lee AnnP Lee AnnP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: I need a baby name...fast Lee AnnP: Hello Lee AnnP: Are you looking for a boy or girl name? You: My wife is on the couch in labor.....but we really haven't picked out a name You: It looks like....a boy Lee AnnP: Really maybe take her to the hospital would be a good idea, You: I am trained in first aid....that should work, shouldn't it? Lee AnnP: As long as nothing goes wrong it might You: Listen she's screaming at me to get a name....and plus with her being in labor he's in a bad mood....so please! Lee AnnP: I am expecting a boy and we are going wtih Owen Danial you can borrow that name until you get your own if you like You: Well, I kinda like Bart Lee AnnP: I also sent you a site that you can just read her off names until you say one she likes You: Like off the Simpsons? Lee AnnP: I would do that with Homer as the middle name Lee AnnP: Is there anything else I can help you with? You: Alright.....uh oh....it's comming! You: No I gotta go Lee AnnP: Have a great night and congrats on the son Lee AnnP: Please RATE ME when you see the five stars. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Here's a site where when the guide finds out that searchers are being abusive, he pranks back XD http://aretheseresultssufficient.blogspot.com/
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Connected to guide: jeromeb jeromeb: Welcome to ChaCha! jeromeb: hello how may i help you? You: hi jeromeb: hello You: can you link me to hot pics of stephanie from lazy town? jeromeb: let me look jeromeb: im sorry let me transfer you to some one with more info on this for you Status: Connected to guide: SusanF SusanF: Welcome to ChaCha! SusanF: Hello there! You: hi SusanF: What sort of info can I help you find on Stephanie? You: info? You: i want hot pics SusanF: Hot pics of her? You: yes SusanF: With the wig? You: yes :D SusanF: alrighty then - I'll see what I can find You: thank you :D SusanF: Not sure what's going on in this one... You: doesn't matter, thank you, nice service you got here SusanF: She's looking fetching here.. SusanF: Good! Can I help you find any other important info today? : ) You: nope, thats all, thank you You: bye :D SusanF: You're quite welcome - bye SusanF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. wanted to rage first, but they didn't call me pedo or something so i'll try something else D: linked me to those pics :x http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00202/photo044_200_202514c.jpg http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/5381/lazytown00343pk.jpg Hahahaha xD that those freaks actually help you search on stuff like that :p Priceless.
January 7, 200718 yr I'm sorry to triple post but these are just too damn funny to be contained in just one post. QUERY: TUBGIRL Here it comes. Again. The 500th time today. I'm not even going to ban this one. I'm going to have fun. Guide: Welcome to ChaCha! Info Seeker: Hi Info Seeker: What is a tubgirl? Guide: Hmm... Guide: I believe its a symptom of retardation Info Seeker: retardation? i dont get it Guide: I didn't expect you too. Info Seeker: oh can you look for tubgirl image Guide: I could. Guide: But I wont. Info Seeker: y Guide: Because I'm not your slave! Guide: All day people expect me to do things for them! Guide: I'M SICK OF IT!!!!! Info Seeker: ur payed for this i can ask for w/e i want and u find it Guide: Oh really? Guide: FIND ME TUBGIRL, NOW! Info Seeker: huh? Guide: Come on! You have to provide results within the first 30 seconds! Guide: The Info Seeker is always right!!! Guide: DING DING DING ITS THE GOD DAMN CHACHA ALARM!!!! Guide: AND IT JUST KEEPS RINGING IN YOUR HEAD ALL DAY AND YOU HAVE TO ANSWER Guide: AND THE ONLY THING THAT WILL PUT A STOP TO IT IS A BULLET IN YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!! Guide: YOU THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT?! BECAUSE IVE HELD THE GUN! Guide: NOW! DO YOU STILL WANT TO ME TO FIND YOU PICTURES OF TUBGIRL?!?!?!! Guide: ANSWER ME!! Info Seeker has closed search session. Good thing he closed it. I was about to start asking for gay midget porn, which would have probably been more than he could handle. Luckily I banned him from the servers, so that won't happen again. Perfect. A chance for michief making! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11one12!!@@shiftone!!!!eleventy! QUERY: Are you robots? Guide: Welcome to ChaCha! Guide: Hello customer. Guide: What about are you robots are you looking for today? Info Seeker: Are you robots? Like on some IRC channels? Guide: My primary directive is to aide you in finding the most relevant results for your searches! Guide: You have been inactive for more than 30 seconds. Are you still there? Info Seeker: Yes Guide: I am sorry, please clarify your search. Guide: What about are you robots are you looking for today? Info Seeker: What is love? Guide: I am sorry, I do not understand. Guide: You have been inactive for more than 30 seconds. Are you still there? Info Seeker: What is robot love? Guide: Please wait while I scour the deep web for those results. Guide: Robot Love (idea) - the sharing of affection between cyborgs. Guide: Are these results sufficient? Info Seeker: Yes Info Seeker: No Guide: Error. Guide: Error. Info Seeker: I don't know anymore Guide: Error. Info Seeker: Find me the quotient of 1/0 please. Guide: Please wait while I find those results for you. Guide: 1/0 = -0.1212498719287129312921349872139471239472183491240239482394023 Guide: Error 428: Overflow (I said nothing for a good 2 minutes.) Guide: Welcome to Windows XP Pro. Guide: C:// Guide: C:// Guide: System has just recovered from a serious error. Guide: The internal error reporting system has been disabled. To enable it, please check your control panel. Guide: Are these resu8fls sufficient? Info Seeker: What's going on? Guide: My prime dir□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□ Info Seeker: .... Guide: PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA Guide: SYSTEM_FAILED_RECOVERY Info Seeker: shit Guide: STOP 0X0000007B SERVER FAIL Guide: Now auto-reporting error and relevant IP addresses... Guide: Please wait... Info Seeker: Stop. Guide: Your IP has been successfully delivered to the Help Center. This should be helpful in diagnosing the source of the problem that caused the fatal crash. Info Seeker has closed the search session. Info Seeker has removed the power cord for his computer. Info Seeker has hidden himself under his bed. Prime directives achieved. Common sense tells me not to double post, but hey - it's Christmas. QUERY: n00b Guide: Welcome to ChaCha! Guide: Hello. Info Seeker: you know bout XXXXX.com? Guide: Tell me about it. Info Seeker: its infested with n00bs Guide: A forum, right? Info Seeker: yes Info Seeker: god, everyone sucks Guide: Everyone? Info Seeker: yes Info Seeker: they're n00bs Guide: Who do you mean by everyone. Info Seeker: they think they're cool Info Seeker: all the members Guide: What makes them n00bs. Info Seeker: they talk 1337 for one Guide: Yep, definite sign of n00bs. Info Seeker: l13k D T Info Seeker: trust me Info Seeker: theyre just n00bs Guide: So, what you want me to do? Throw down some ISP bans for your forum? Guide: I'll do it if you want. Info Seeker: wth is that Guide: Well, what else do you think ChaCha is for? I'm going to prevent the n00bs in question from ever accessing XXXXX.com again. Info Seeker: thank you Guide: Usernames? Info Seeker: XXXXX. Guide: Hold on while I log in as an Admin on your forum. Guide: This app's kind of slow... but its okay because it's basically running the whole internet. Guide: Can you show me a topic the n00b posts in? I need proof. Guide: I can't just ban people from the entire internet without proof. Info Seeker: ok Info Seeker: wait a sec Info Seeker: http://www.XXXXX.com/vb/member.php?u=XXXXX Info Seeker: hes n00b Info Seeker: bann him Guide: Hold on while I investigate this matter further. Guide: XXXXXX? Is that the n00b in question? Info Seeker: yes Info Seeker: and bann this guy too Info Seeker: http://www.XXXXX.com/vb/member.php?u=XXXXX Info Seeker: he used to be cool Info Seeker: but now hes n00b Guide: He admits it in one of his posts! Guide: Saying "i am noob" is a bannable offense. Info Seeker: hes a n00b Info Seeker: bann him Guide: Now are you SURE you want this? He will never be able to access the internet again. Info Seeker: never acces the internet? Info Seeker: or acces the site with his internet? Guide: No, the entire internet. I have his ISP right here on the screen. Guide: If you want I can ban certain domains. Guide: The entire internet IS a bit harsh. Info Seeker: bann the forum Info Seeker: just the forum! Guide: Okay, sure. Info Seeker: not his entire internet Info Seeker: thankyou Guide: Let me just adjust his TPS files. (1 minute or so passes.) Info Seeker: ive changed my mind Guide: Uh... Info Seeker: can you not bann him Guide: It's a bit late for that. Guide: Sorry. Info Seeker: huh? Info Seeker: ok Guide: Can I just get your name? Info Seeker: meh Guide: For the informative E-Mail he will receive, stating who is responsible. Info Seeker: bye Info Seeker: thanks Info Seeker has closed the session. rofl... Merry Christmas! QUERY: h4x This is a two fold offense. For starters, he wants hacks. This means he's a nOOb. Secondly, he uses 1337 to spell it. This means he's a ***. Guide: Welcome to ChaCha! Guide: Hello. It is my understanding that you suck at videogames. Info Seeker: hi lolz Info Seeker: I am liek looking 4 h4x on Jedi Academy Info Seeker: so I can beets all da n00bs who pwn me Guide: It is my understanding that you suck at Jedi Academy, correct? Info Seeker: no im just nu Info Seeker: but wid hax i'd pwn Guide: wid hax ur m0m wud pwn Info Seeker: idd Info Seeker: need hax so teh no1 can saybr me anymor Guide: Well, have you ever considered... idk... getting better at the game? Info Seeker: 2 hard Info Seeker: need 2 b pr0 uk lolz -This is about when I decided I will destroy him. Guide: Okay, I'm going to go ahead and give you some advice. Guide: And by advice, I mean hax. Info Seeker: k Guide: I want you to go ahead to your start menu, select Run, and then type "cmd." Guide: Follwed by enter. Info Seeker: k... Guide: Now I want you to type in "format c:" then hit enter. Info Seeker: lol you think im stupid? Guide: Aww man... You caught me. Info Seeker: im not an idiot... now plz finf the hax Guide: Ok fine... Just run a quick test for me. Guide: To make sure the 1337 hax0rz I find you will be compatible. Info Seeker: k how do I do that Guide: Go ahead and press ALT+F4 for me. Guide: And read me the serial number that pops up. Info Seeker: hld on while i do that Info Seeker has closed the search session. mayb n0w he gunna leik toly l2p roflololololol... i g2g now g37 mah h4x0rz n go pwn ^ CS nd stuf kthxbai QUERY: DADDY? To maintain the sanity of you, the reader, a majority of this conversation has been omitted. I think its better off that way - for all of us. You can grasp the general direction of the conversation based solely on this snippet. Bear in mind, this went on for about 7 minutes. Info Seeker: HATE TO SEE AN OL DUDE ON DA NEWS FO OVERDOSE ON VIAGRA Info Seeker: U KNOW WUT Guide: Please stop typing in caps. -7 minutes. I don't know why I didn't ban him immediately. Who knows, maybe the $10/hr I make had something to do with it. Info Seeker: FUKKKKKKKKKK U POPZ...N FUKKKKKKKKK CHA CHA... Info Seeker: NOW SLIDE TO DA LEFT Guide: Please stop using caps. Info Seeker: NO FUKKKKKKKKK U Guide: This will be your last warning. Please stop using caps. Info Seeker: I CAN USE CAPSSSS IF I WANNA Guide: You are right. Guide: AND I CAN BANNNN YOU IF I WANNA!!!!! Info Seeker was reported for Guide Abuse. Info Seeker had his Caps Lock button forcibly removed from his computer. This was really out of character for me. I don't know... something about that money just makes me act crazy. As if I were actually adhering to some kind of.. STANDARDS! 1. The text that you have entered is too long (17201 characters). Please shorten it to 10000 characters long. LEWL, continued in next post.
January 7, 200718 yr QUERY: Scalar Weapons Hmm... I've never even heard of this. Maybe I can actually LEARN something from a search - something I previously thought impossible! Perhaps this one will be different... yeah. This will be the one. The one search that reaffirms my faith in the human race. Guide: Welcome to ChaCha! Info Seeker: hello Guide: Hello! Guide: What do you want to know about scalar weapons? Info Seeker: everything Info Seeker: what they do, how they do it, who they were made by, everything and all! Info Seeker: I feel I have been used by these so called scalar weapons Guide: "Used" you say? Can you explain? Info Seeker: yes Guide: I don't know much about this topic. Info Seeker: ever done any research on them? Guide: No. Guide: I don't know what they are. Info Seeker: *whispers* they are capable of mind control -I guess my faith in the human race will remain unaffirmed. Is unaffirmed even a word? Guide: Oh my... Guide: On occassion, I have felt as if I were under mind control as well! Info Seeker: yes..they are very interesting you should take a look into them Info Seeker: mind control is very evil...so is tampering with the weather Guide: Yes... I agree. But I doubt the Russians would. Info Seeker: they wouldnt, theyre the ones developing the technology Guide: It all makes sense now... Guide: That time I coated myself in chicken fat and stood out on Route 53... I knew that wasn't my idea! Info Seeker: thats sumthing theyd do Info Seeker: ive also been abducting by aliens, i have the microbes to prove it Guide: Snd pix plz. Info Seeker: don't have any but im seriosu Guide: I totally believe you. My dad knew a guy who had a cousin who's friend was the veterinarian of a guy who's grandpa's stepson's dog was once owned by this guy who raped a guy who WAS THERE WHEN THE ROSWELL SPACE SHIP CRASHED. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Info Seeker: im suprised he isnt dead, to be honest Info Seeker: the government does this kind of stuff all the time Guide: Well he died in an ice skating accident. Guide: But wait... come to think of it, he was always such a good skater! Guide: Do you think...? Info Seeker: if he knew what you say he knew, probably Guide: I... Guide: I'm speechless. I really was. I couldn't think of how to progress with the joke, so I banned him. What? He was being abusive! QUERY: i have a question for any guide Strange search... Maybe I'll have some fun. Guide: Welcome to ChaCha! Guide: Go for it, any question you want. Info Seeker: hey Info Seeker: do people mess around with guides a lot? -Opportunity knocks! Guide: I don't know. Want to help me find out? Info Seeker: how can i help with that? Guide: I've been planning a sting operation. Info Seeker: how would this go about Guide: You can't tell anyone this, but I'm actually the CFO of ChaCha. Info Seeker: what is that? Guide: I hear pranks are becoming a series issue. Guide: And I need to see for myself. Info Seeker: oh, i understand Guide: Are you willing to help? Info Seeker: absolutely Guide: Great. -Let the fun commence. Guide: Okay, this is a complex operation, but I think you're capable. Info Seeker: Thanks Guide provides link ChaCha Guide: Here's the ChaCha main site. Guide: I need you to open it in another window. Info Seeker: ok Info Seeker: im there Guide: I need you to query the guide for "one divided by zero." Info Seeker: is it ok if i use digits? Guide: No. Info Seeker: ok Guide: This should gain you entry to the secret robot guide. Guide: It will appear to be a human, but it's not. Info Seeker: it is searching Guide: What is the name of the "guide" you were connected to? Info Seeker: before i continue, could this get me in any sort of trouble with the law Guide: No, of course not. Info Seeker: His name is XXXXX Guide: Perfect. Guide: I want you to give him the instruction: "nerf paged 0 thru 4 endline" Guide: Exactly as I typed it there. Guide: This should issue me the proper reports. Info Seeker: i copied and pasted Guide: Tell me how he responds. He will respond in code. Info Seeker: it transferred me. Guide: Perfect. Guide: Repeat the same message to the new robot. Guide: You're doing great. Info Seeker: thanks Guide: I really appreciate this. Guide: Repost it again. Info Seeker: don't worry Info Seeker: ok Guide: You may have to say it numerous times for "XXXXX" to recognize you. Info Seeker: ok Guide: Tell me what "her" reaction is. Info Seeker: "I don't understand what it is you need help with." Guide: Okay good. Guide: You've reached the main sub-menu. Guide: Tell her, just like this: Guide: "Robot, I would like Issue Report 15B." Info Seeker: without quotes, right? Guide: Yes. Info Seeker: done Guide: How did "she" respond? Info Seeker: "If there isn't anything that you need help with I will be forced to end the session or transfer you to someone else." Guide: Perfect! Guide: Now just say "Give me the requested results number 124!" Guide: Sometimes their internal personality chips act up. Guide: This should be the last command, then I'll have my reports. Info Seeker: it ended the session, im sorry Info Seeker: "Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended." Guide: Well done. Guide: I have the reports right here. Guide: Thank you very much! Info Seeker: no problem Info Seeker: gnight! Guide: Wait. Info Seeker: yes? Guide: Here's the part where I hope you have a good sense of humor... Info Seeker: ok what Guide: This was all a joke... I hope you don't mind. I get very bored. Info Seeker: rofl Info Seeker: im seriously laughing dude I'm so thankful this guy has a sense of humor. What a good sport. I wish people were more like him. QUERY: Robe and Wizard Hat Great. Something tells me this won't be enjoyable. Guide: Welcome to ChaCha! Info Seeker: Hey! Guide: Hey! Guide: What exactly can I find for you? Info Seeker: I put on my robe and wizard's hat. Guide: Great. I've had mine on since 7:00. Info Seeker: I cast level 17 eroticism. -Immediately I recognize I was wrong. Guide: THUNDERBOLT! Info Seeker: I meditate to regain my mana from your thunderbolt , before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. Guide: Oh God... Oh my God... Info Seeker: Oh, what do you do now? Guide: Level 8?!?!? Info Seeker: Yes. It's as bad as you feared. Info Seeker: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. Guide: I pray to Akatosh for energy. Guide: Then cast.... Guide: Level 25 SOULS OF THE DAMNED Info Seeker: OH GOD NO Info Seeker: Zombies eat my legs as I fight valiantly against them with my K-Mart lightsaber Guide: Useless... USELESS. Info Seeker: Before I cast level 9 romantic lighting and level 57 Barry Manilow CD. Guide: I counter with fifth echelon "I have work in the morning." Info Seeker: I counter with traditional female response, "I have a headache, but I am willing anyways, and aren't you working now, you slug?" Guide: Awww... you called me a slug.... Info Seeker: Before I cast level 70 roll-over-and-watch-Maury. Info Seeker: Do you prefer komodo dragon? Guide: ME: 18/23000 HP Info Seeker: FINISH HIM. Guide: X_X Guide: You gained 420 EXP. Guide: You've reached Level 28!!! Guide: You've gained passive ability "Spam ChaCha!" Guide: This increases your chance to avoid productivity by 80%! Info Seeker: Finally. See? At least some pranksters are original. Be more like this person, and maybe you won't get banned as much next time.
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Evon V Evon V: Welcome to ChaCha! Evon V: Hello, how are you? You: how? You: oh, haha You: porn plz Evon V: Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended. just WHAT THE FUCK was that?
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Robert B Robert B: Welcome to ChaCha! Robert B: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. You: Hello Robert B. You: Basically, i am searching for very little people called dwarvwes. You: Preferably, i want to see hobbits. Robert B: ok You: As my precious needs to go to the land of Mordor.. You: And well.. I dont know the dierctions. You: Maybe, RentAHobbit? You: Thanks for the help but, im afraid that link is of no use to me. You: You see You: I want to rent a hobbit, to take me to Mordor. You: I've tried to rent gollum You: but hes too fiesty. You: Yes, I already know what they are. But I need to know where I can, rent or kidnap a Hobbit to help me on my mystical travells. You: Im afraid I do not understand that link. You: Please, can you start a new search for me. You: Please find me a map from London (England) to Mordor (Middle-Earth). You: That would be great thanks. You: Has your keyboard broken? Robert B: wow Robert B: what a blessing Robert B: my computer froze for a few minutes You: Wow. Robert B: and now i have an excuse to exit without searching You: Is it OK? Robert B: yeah Robert B: its fine You: Good. You: YOU ARE LEAVING ME ON MY OWN!! WITH NO HOBBITS!! OMFG! You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: sherric sherric: Welcome to ChaCha! sherric: hello sherric: I am Sherri, I will be assisting you in your search today. You: Hello sherric, thanks for your time. sherric: no problem sherric: what would you like to know about swarfs? sherric: opps You: Basically my first search was abandoned by another Guide. sherric: dwarfs sherric: let me see if I can help you You: So, now i would like you to search the internets for a map from London (England) to Mordor (Middle-Earth). You: If that does not work. sherric: ok You: I would like to find a Rent A Hobbit office. to rent one, to help me on my journey for my precious. sherric: middle earth? You: Yes sherric: to the core? You: No No No, to the gates. sherric: of hell You: No, of Mordor sherric: where is that please? You: Middle-Earth You: You may of heard about it, from the novel written by Tolkien. sherric: ok I get it You: Excellent man. sherric: I am now reading about it You: Thanks You: Interesting links. sherric: you link them? You: I am specifically looking for a map from London to Mordor. You: I google'd but to no prevail/ sherric: hey check out this next link I am gonna post You: Interesting.. sherric: like that? You: No sorry. sherric: awww sorry You: I am after a map from London to Mordor.. You: Im sorry if this is a pain You: I really need it, as my precious is getting rather heavy, and i need to give it to a hobbit so he can save the world for me. sherric: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: Ok, thanks you for your time in assisting me with this most extraordinary quest. sherric: anytime sherric: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. RIFK!
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JoeS JoeS: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello JoeS: hi there JoeS: how can i help you You: I'm looking for something but I don't want you to tell it further please... You: do you swear? JoeS: sure. what are you looking for? You: gay porn You: I prefer black people You: are you there? you're not telling are you?! JoeS: i don't know if i can help you with that You: I thought chacha was the best :( JoeS: well, it is. but we have rules about pornography. You: oh well, can you find me 'hentai' please? JoeS: hentai is explicit, too JoeS: can't do that either. You: what CAN you do? JoeS: anything not explicit You: what's explicit? You: I'm not from America or anything so I'm not that good with English JoeS: explicit means, things like pornography JoeS: basically anything that requires you to be 18 years old to look at it You: well don't worry I'm 19 You: so anyway, can you find me an mp3 named backbiter? from Psy Man You: I just CAN'T find it :-( JoeS: we can't do mp3s either, because they're illegal for the most part. JoeS: we can do any general knowledge searches. You: wouw...you sure have a LOOOT of choises here You: well how about pictures of Hardstyle? I can't find anything good of that neither You: ...seriously dude, I've checked the google sooo many times You: but wait You: I haven't found this on the google 'Goatse' can you please find me something of that? JoeS: you think i'm really stupid don't you? JoeS: that i've never heard of goatse? You: well yeah sure you're stupid, you work at ChaCha for god's sake JoeS: you do realize that we all work from home right? JoeS: and that this is a second/side job for most of us JoeS: so it's not like this is a career we go to every day You: do you think I actually care? JoeS: well, you're one of those self-important pricks that comes on here and acts like you're all important and special asking for things like goatse JoeS: and then gets all high and mighty over me doing searches for you You: I'm not a prick JoeS: you're sure acting like it JoeS: now you have a nic day ok? JoeS: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. dumbest thing ever.
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AdinJ AdinJ: Welcome to ChaCha! AdinJ: Good morning. AdinJ: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: well m8 You: my gun wont fire You: this guys outside my house like You: smashing up my wife ya kmnow You: i got ma gun ready AdinJ: Okay, give me a moment. You: but it wotn fire! You: thanks man AdinJ: i will look that up for you. You: hurry man You: i think thats her brain on the floor You: oh no thats just my cat AdinJ: Here is your best bet. AdinJ: That is a forum for guns. AdinJ: you can post your exact problem. You: i only have a few minutes before hes in here wiuth me! You: ahh shit hes in the kitchne!! AdinJ: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (ahh shit hes in the kitchne!!) AdinJ: Dude get your knife. You: yeah yeah You: ermm You: call the cops for *exited the convo here* ahahahahaaahaha FUckingg funny xDD
