January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LoriM LoriM: Welcome to ChaCha! LoriM: Hi! You: hi LoriM: What canI search for you today? You: hi LoriM: hi You: hi LoriM: hello You: hi LoriM: goodbye LoriM: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. gay but made me giggle
January 7, 200718 yr r4iney;427739']What a shit job that must be. Getting money to sit on your ass and search the internet? Sounds like a dream job to me.
January 7, 200718 yr Getting money to sit on your ass and search the internet? Sounds like a dream job to me. 80 cents per 10 mins RL in that chat box sucks dick Oh and i want to rage you Your a ***got mexican.
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: christinaz christinaz: Welcome to ChaCha! christinaz: Hello You: Hi You: I need help finding some awsome cat porn You: Real cat porn not that animation bullshit You: How do you know where to find cat porn so fast you sick fuck? You: Speechless now eh? christinaz: from poeple like you searching for it christinaz: nope christinaz: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: Pictures of you fucking a cat please christinaz: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Pictures of you fucking a cat please) christinaz: how about i ban you? You: How about you use proper grammer? christinaz: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: christinaz christinaz: Welcome to ChaCha! christinaz: Hello You: Hi You: I need help finding some awsome cat porn You: Real cat porn not that animation bullshit You: How do you know where to find cat porn so fast you sick fuck? You: Speechless now eh? christinaz: from poeple like you searching for it christinaz: nope christinaz: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: Pictures of you fucking a cat please christinaz: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Pictures of you fucking a cat please) christinaz: how about i ban you? You: How about you use proper grammer? christinaz: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. GrammEr ?
January 7, 200718 yr who cares if this is a repost? People are raging it and posting the results here which they wouldn't be doing had this thread not existed. I don't see any problem..
January 7, 200718 yr Leopulse;427925']who cares if this is a repost? People are raging it and posting the results here which they wouldn't be doing had this thread not existed. I don't see any problem.. u gotta know not very ppl (besides u) rage here, most of them don't even know/forgot what myg0t is about NOT EVERYONE IS A RAGER IN HIS HEART LIKE U ARE
January 7, 200718 yr Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DawnS DawnS: Welcome to ChaCha! DawnS: Hi! You: Hey!!! :D DawnS: what can I help you find today? You: Well.. I'm having a little trouble finding something Dawn. You: And I was hoping YOU! could help me out :D DawnS: ok! DawnS: what is the topic and i'll see what I can do You: Well. You: Girlfriends. You: But, my girlfriend said.. If I dont find something for her. You: She'll dump me Dawn. DawnS: ok so are you looking for a gift for you gf? You: Well.. She says I need to find her G-spot. You: Can I buy one of those from the internet? DawnS: nope can't buy it... give me a minute and i'll see what i can find. You: I cant?? Is it free? cool because I was hoping to buy a new hot wheels car next weekend haha. DawnS: Are these results sufficient? You: Wait.. Where do I get one? DawnS: read the articles. You: THEY'RE IN A VAGINA?¬??!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DAWN DawnS: can i find anything else for you? You: Yes please DawnS: ok You: I was hoping to find myself a fleshlight You: Can you do your magic and find me a few sites please Dawwwnn??!! haha :) DawnS: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: ffs hurry up the longer you take searching, the less time I get to pump some latex! You: Thanks :) I'll be thinking of you when I first open my fleshlight.. <3 You: WAIT WTF IS THIS. I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THIS OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING DAWN WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEE!!!!11 DawnS: thats all that came up on the search! Thanks have a nice day! You: I THINK IM BLIND DawnS: thanks for using chacha! You: DAMNIT DAWN You: CURSE YOU FLESH LIGHT CURSE YOUUUUU DawnS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
January 7, 200718 yr You: hello ReneeS: Welcome to ChaCha! ReneeS: yay ReneeS: more myg0t searches ReneeS: 5th one! You: keke ReneeS: where is the myg0t forum post ReneeS: for this You: sec ill find it You: do you have a forum account? ReneeS: just tell me what forum ReneeS: and what it was called ReneeS: yeah You: http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?p=427925#post427925 ALERT:: HES ON THE FORUM
January 7, 200718 yr Check out the bold... Raged. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: CaseyM CaseyM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey dude CaseyM: hello CaseyM: What can I help you find? You: just browsinng You: nothing in particular You: show me your favorite website CaseyM: I need something to search for, you dont have anything you want me to look up? You: yeah. I want to look up CaseyM's favorite website You: you need to now give me the result of that request CaseyM: I dont have any results because you wont give me something to search for CaseyM: Im not on here to search for myself You: please search for "CaseyM's favorite website" and report the result You: you're not. you're searching for me. tell me your favorite website or i'll report you You: rule #1: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT CaseyM: report me then You: consider yourself gone, Mr smartass CaseyM: Im sick of these prank searches, report me and theyll look through this search and find that you were being difficult CaseyM: Besides I report you You: that's what you think. wait till your next performance review You: bye CaseyM: Im scred CaseyM: I mean you have nothing better to do? CaseyM: How sad You: what kind of piece of crap search engine is this that can't comply with a simple request CaseyM: Your not giving a simple request You: google at least does what you tell it CaseyM: YOur not giving me one at all You: you're no google, kind sir CaseyM: Ofcoure were not google...its called chacha CaseyM: YOu can read right? You: it should be called, "give the customer a hard time until he gets pissed and gives up on his search, solidifying google as the ONLY way to search" You: because that's what you're doing CaseyM: We are a service that searches the web for customers, not for ourselves You: don't search for yourself. search for me then CaseyM: If you dont give me a real search, thats not my fault You: it's that simple. My request: "CaseyM's favorite website". You can't give it to me You: if you can't, that means you can't do anything that google doesn't already do CaseyM: I dont have one, hows that You: so your job is in absolute jeapordy You: do you know what my favorite website is? CaseyM: OOOOO.... CaseyM: YOu so tough arent you? You: very tough CaseyM: YOu have to harras chacha guides CaseyM: Im sure You: i'm not harassing you CaseyM: Yes, you are You: and it is "harass", not "harras" You: so anyhow, do you know what my favorite website is? CaseyM: Wow, not your smart to...Im typing fast, to get you off my page CaseyM: Just close out You: why don't you just stop responding? You: why don't YOU just close out? You: i'm still asking for you to search for me You: you must be searching for a new job right now
January 7, 200718 yr JoeS: hi there JoeS: how can i help you? You: my computer cant load a homepage You: wtf do i do? JoeS: what page is it? You: http://www.gabenewell.com JoeS: yeah that's not funny JoeS: you think i was born yesterday? JoeS: what's next, goatse? You: HAHAHAH JoeS: or maybe lemonparty? You: RIFK You: thank you, i'll post that on myg0t JoeS: yeah you do that You: rifk JoeS: listen, i really don't care You: kk You: thanks anyways JoeS: i think these message board gags are getting old HE KNOWS DA SCENE
January 7, 200718 yr r4iney;427919']Yeah' date=' very low salary, taking shit from people, no challenges and fucking boring. Sounds like a great job :wow:[/quote'] maybe if you have low self esteem, no legs, and no friends it would be good job
January 7, 200718 yr http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5873/reneedv2.jpg HELLO FROM CHACHA GUIDE LAND. :ugh:
January 7, 200718 yr http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5873/reneedv2.jpg HELLO FROM CHACHA GUIDE LAND. :ugh: ??????? explain
January 7, 200718 yr Leopulse;427931']You: hello ReneeS: Welcome to ChaCha! ReneeS: yay ReneeS: more myg0t searches ReneeS: 5th one! You: keke ReneeS: where is the myg0t forum post ReneeS: for this You: sec ill find it You: do you have a forum account? ReneeS: just tell me what forum ReneeS: and what it was called ReneeS: yeah You: http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?p=427925#post427925 ALERT:: HES ON THE FORUM Lawl. When she asked for the link and forum name, you should have said, "you're the one that's here to do the searching. Search and find out your damn self, ma'am."
January 7, 200718 yr Lawl. When she asked for the link and forum name, you should have said, "you're the one that's here to do the searching. Search and find out your damn self, ma'am." i'm a guy :naughty:
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KimberleyK KimberleyK: Welcome to ChaCha! KimberleyK: Good evening You: Hello KimberleyK: Is there something specific you're looking for? You: Kimberly, what is your favorite webpage? KimberleyK: cha cha and yours? You: cha cha :) KimberleyK: Is there something you're searching for this evening? You: yeah You: does the webpage http://www.lemonparty.org work for you, I can't seem to load it. KimberleyK: give me one moment and i'll see what I can do for you Few seconds later. Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.
January 7, 200718 yr Search: are those new shoes you are wearing? because you've been running through my mind Status: Connected to guide: TerriaM TerriaM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi TerriaM: Hello You: so what are you wearing? TerriaM: How may i help you You: nudez of self plx TerriaM: I am sorry I want be able to do that You: you want to be able to do that? You: i want you to too You: but anyway You: can i get info on how to use chloroform and a rag You: and your address TerriaM: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. I asked them how to shot web and they transfered me 9 times and asked me if i was from certain forums. Status: Connected to guide: ChristinaM ChristinaM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello i dont think my internet is working vry well ChristinaM: Hello You: could you check to see that hai2u.com works? ChristinaM: Sure. Give me just a moment. ChristinaM: Yes. It seems to be working. You: ok thank you
January 7, 200718 yr Search: are those new shoes you are wearing? because you've been running through my mind Status: Connected to guide: TerriaM TerriaM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi TerriaM: Hello You: so what are you wearing? TerriaM: How may i help you You: nudez of self plx TerriaM: I am sorry I want be able to do that You: you want to be able to do that? You: i want you to too You: but anyway You: can i get info on how to use chloroform and a rag You: and your address TerriaM: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. I asked them how to shot web and they transfered me 9 times and asked me if i was from certain forums. OMFG RIFK @ CHLOROFORM PART
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: StephanieS StephanieS: Welcome to ChaCha! StephanieS: Hello! You: my intornit ist workin ver wel StephanieS: Could you clarify your problem a bit more for me, please? You: can u chek n see if http://www.wowomg.com is workin pls StephanieS: LMAO! I know that site, it redirects to meatspin.com StephanieS: I know all the pranks, deary. You: wot??? You: hai2u.com duznt work either StephanieS: Don't act innocent. :) Are you from a forum with a chacha prank thread, or a prank site? StephanieS: Yeah, I know what hai2u is, too. :) StephanieS: I think I saw the movie of that once, unfortunately. You: of wut? StephanieS: The movie clip that the image from hai2u was taken from. StephanieS: Anyway, do you have anything serious I can help you with today? You: did you enjoy it? StephanieS: Haha, no! I don't have a fetish for that sort of thing. :) You: I do, wanna see? StephanieS: No, I don't really care to see. :) You: Please! You: nudes pls? StephanieS: Sorry, I can't give you links to porn. :) StephanieS: Anything SERIOUS I can help you with today? You: Yes, I have ED. StephanieS: ORLY? You: QUITE RLY! StephanieS: NO WAI. You: SO WAI You: ME NO RIKE REMONADE ^_^ StephanieS: OMG, U ENGRISH 2? You: WRAT U SAI? StephanieS: BOOBIES for your viewing pleasure. :) You: WHERE? StephanieS: ON THE LINK! You: I DONT SEE A LINK You: OH MY GOD I LOVE BOOBIES StephanieS: WAIT UNTIL THE SEARCH ENDS, AND THEN CLICK THE LINK! StephanieS: OK, BIE 2 I. StephanieS: U* You: BB DONT LEV ME StephanieS: BUT YOU CAN"T SEE THE BOOBIES UNLESS I LEAVE :( StephanieS: Bye now, seriously. :) StephanieS: Have a great evening! You: baby dont You: please You: msn? aim? asl? StephanieS: LMAO! No, I don't use messengers much, sorry. :) You: asl You: asl StephanieS: 19/f/earth. :) StephanieS: Now, have a great evening! StephanieS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
January 7, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: PawelT PawelT: Welcome to ChaCha! PawelT: hi PawelT: what can i help you find today? You: hi there You: im having problems accessing a site using firefox I dunno how to fix it PawelT: what website are you trying to access You: this site http://www.wowomg.com/ PawelT: please refere to the website i sent you PawelT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: does the site work there? PawelT: yes it does You: what is it about? You: doesnt work here PawelT: it is a very entertaining music video You: orly? PawelT: yes sir PawelT: youll enjoy it once you get it to work You: ok sir thanks very much ktnx bai PawelT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: nothing else tnx kbai PawelT: have a good day PawelT: bye PawelT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
January 7, 200718 yr I lost most of it because I threatened to contact my local police department and they redirected me to a staff abuse page... (17:32:53) Me: Status: Connected to guide: HollyD HollyD: Welcome to ChaCha! HollyD: hi HollyD: missing the l You: wrat? HollyD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: my interweb duznt werk You: hai2u.com is my hompaig and it duznt load wil u chex it 4 mi? HollyD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: MY INTARWEB DUZ NOT WORK MY HOM PAIG IS http://WWW.HAI2U.COM WIL U CHEX 2 C IF IT WERKS????? (17:33:21) Me: Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... You: I HAVE PIMPALS IN MY WEINER AND I POPD DEM NOW IT HURTS IS DAT BAD????? PawelT: no that is normal, youll be alright PawelT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: IT BURNS LIKE I POURED ACID ON MY WEINER PawelT: yes thats very normal PawelT: it happens to everyone You: SO U HAV PIMPLS ON YER WEINER? PawelT: its just a part of growing up PawelT: no i dont i popped mine You: IS IT WRONG DAT I WANT 2 JAX OFF BECOS IT BURNS????? PawelT: no that helps PawelT: put gasoline on your hands tho, itll soothe the pain You: OK BRB You: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM PawelT: ?? You: WHY DID YOU JUST TELL MY SON TO POUR GASOLINE ON HIS GENITALS? You: ARE YOU SICK IN THE HEAD? You: I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR. You: REDIRECT ME TO YOUR SUPERVISOR IMMEDIATELY. PawelT: will do sir, have a nice day Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LauraleeA You: ARE YOU PAWELT'S SUPERVISOR? LauraleeA: I don't know Pawelt's. LauraleeA: I am here to help with your search topic. You: HE TOLD MY SON TO POUR GASOLINE ON HIS GENITALIA. You: I WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIS SUPERVISOR IMMEDIATELY. LauraleeA: You can contact ChaCha. You: I THINK ILL CONTACT THE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT ON WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE YOU ARE HIRING HERE. boom, redirected.
