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Status: Connected to guide: LoriM

LoriM: Welcome to ChaCha!

LoriM: Hi!

You: hi

LoriM: What canI search for you today?

You: hi

LoriM: hi

You: hi

LoriM: hello

You: hi

LoriM: goodbye

LoriM: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

 

 

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r4iney;427739']What a shit job that must be.

Getting money to sit on your ass and search the internet? Sounds like a dream job to me.

Getting money to sit on your ass and search the internet? Sounds like a dream job to me.

 

80 cents per 10 mins RL in that chat box sucks dick

 

Oh and i want to rage you

 

Your a ***got mexican.

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: christinaz

christinaz: Welcome to ChaCha!

christinaz: Hello

You: Hi

You: I need help finding some awsome cat porn

You: Real cat porn not that animation bullshit

You: How do you know where to find cat porn so fast you sick fuck?

You: Speechless now eh?

christinaz: from poeple like you searching for it

christinaz: nope

christinaz: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: Pictures of you fucking a cat please

christinaz: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Pictures of you fucking a cat please)

christinaz: how about i ban you?

You: How about you use proper grammer?

christinaz: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: christinaz

christinaz: Welcome to ChaCha!

christinaz: Hello

You: Hi

You: I need help finding some awsome cat porn

You: Real cat porn not that animation bullshit

You: How do you know where to find cat porn so fast you sick fuck?

You: Speechless now eh?

christinaz: from poeple like you searching for it

christinaz: nope

christinaz: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: Pictures of you fucking a cat please

christinaz: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Pictures of you fucking a cat please)

christinaz: how about i ban you?

You: How about you use proper grammer?

christinaz: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

 

GrammEr ?

who cares if this is a repost?

People are raging it and posting the results here which they wouldn't be doing had this thread not existed. I don't see any problem..

Leopulse;427925']who cares if this is a repost?

People are raging it and posting the results here which they wouldn't be doing had this thread not existed. I don't see any problem..

 

u gotta know not very ppl (besides u) rage here, most of them don't even know/forgot what myg0t is about

 

NOT EVERYONE IS A RAGER IN HIS HEART LIKE U ARE

Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

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Status: Connected to guide: DawnS

DawnS: Welcome to ChaCha!

DawnS: Hi!

You: Hey!!! :D

DawnS: what can I help you find today?

You: Well.. I'm having a little trouble finding something Dawn.

You: And I was hoping YOU! could help me out :D

DawnS: ok!

DawnS: what is the topic and i'll see what I can do

You: Well.

You: Girlfriends.

You: But, my girlfriend said.. If I dont find something for her.

You: She'll dump me Dawn.

DawnS: ok so are you looking for a gift for you gf?

You: Well.. She says I need to find her G-spot.

You: Can I buy one of those from the internet?

DawnS: nope can't buy it... give me a minute and i'll see what i can find.

You: I cant?? Is it free? cool because I was hoping to buy a new hot wheels car next weekend haha.

DawnS: Are these results sufficient?

You: Wait.. Where do I get one?

DawnS: read the articles.

You: THEY'RE IN A VAGINA?¬??!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DAWN

DawnS: can i find anything else for you?

You: Yes please

DawnS: ok

You: I was hoping to find myself a fleshlight

You: Can you do your magic and find me a few sites please Dawwwnn??!! haha :)

DawnS: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.

You: ffs hurry up the longer you take searching, the less time I get to pump some latex!

You: Thanks :) I'll be thinking of you when I first open my fleshlight.. <3

You: WAIT WTF IS THIS. I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THIS OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING DAWN WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEE!!!!11

DawnS: thats all that came up on the search! Thanks have a nice day!

You: I THINK IM BLIND

DawnS: thanks for using chacha!

You: DAMNIT DAWN

You: CURSE YOU FLESH LIGHT CURSE YOUUUUU

DawnS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

You: hello

ReneeS: Welcome to ChaCha!

ReneeS: yay

ReneeS: more myg0t searches

ReneeS: 5th one!

You: keke

ReneeS: where is the myg0t forum post

ReneeS: for this

You: sec ill find it

You: do you have a forum account?

ReneeS: just tell me what forum

ReneeS: and what it was called

ReneeS: yeah

You: http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?p=427925#post427925

 

 

 

ALERT:: HES ON THE FORUM

Check out the bold... Raged.

 

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: CaseyM

CaseyM: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hey dude

CaseyM: hello

CaseyM: What can I help you find?

You: just browsinng

You: nothing in particular

You: show me your favorite website

CaseyM: I need something to search for, you dont have anything you want me to look up?

You: yeah. I want to look up CaseyM's favorite website

You: you need to now give me the result of that request

CaseyM: I dont have any results because you wont give me something to search for

CaseyM: Im not on here to search for myself

You: please search for "CaseyM's favorite website" and report the result

You: you're not. you're searching for me. tell me your favorite website or i'll report you

You: rule #1: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT

CaseyM: report me then

You: consider yourself gone, Mr smartass

CaseyM: Im sick of these prank searches, report me and theyll look through this search and find that you were being difficult

CaseyM: Besides I report you

You: that's what you think. wait till your next performance review

You: bye

CaseyM: Im scred

CaseyM: I mean you have nothing better to do?

CaseyM: How sad

You: what kind of piece of crap search engine is this that can't comply with a simple request

CaseyM: Your not giving a simple request

You: google at least does what you tell it

CaseyM: YOur not giving me one at all

You: you're no google, kind sir

CaseyM: Ofcoure were not google...its called chacha

CaseyM: YOu can read right?

You: it should be called, "give the customer a hard time until he gets pissed and gives up on his search, solidifying google as the ONLY way to search"

You: because that's what you're doing

CaseyM: We are a service that searches the web for customers, not for ourselves

You: don't search for yourself. search for me then

CaseyM: If you dont give me a real search, thats not my fault

You: it's that simple. My request: "CaseyM's favorite website". You can't give it to me

You: if you can't, that means you can't do anything that google doesn't already do

CaseyM: I dont have one, hows that

You: so your job is in absolute jeapordy

You: do you know what my favorite website is?

CaseyM: OOOOO....

CaseyM: YOu so tough arent you?

You: very tough

CaseyM: YOu have to harras chacha guides

CaseyM: Im sure

You: i'm not harassing you

CaseyM: Yes, you are

You: and it is "harass", not "harras"

You: so anyhow, do you know what my favorite website is?

CaseyM: Wow, not your smart to...Im typing fast, to get you off my page

CaseyM: Just close out

You: why don't you just stop responding?

You: why don't YOU just close out?

You: i'm still asking for you to search for me

You: you must be searching for a new job right now

JoeS: hi there

JoeS: how can i help you?

You: my computer cant load a homepage

You: wtf do i do?

JoeS: what page is it?

You: http://www.gabenewell.com

JoeS: yeah that's not funny

JoeS: you think i was born yesterday?

JoeS: what's next, goatse?

You: HAHAHAH

JoeS: or maybe lemonparty?

You: RIFK

You: thank you, i'll post that on myg0t

JoeS: yeah you do that

You: rifk

JoeS: listen, i really don't care

You: kk

You: thanks anyways

JoeS: i think these message board gags are getting old

 

HE KNOWS DA SCENE

r4iney;427919']Yeah' date=' very low salary, taking shit from people, no challenges and fucking boring. Sounds like a great job :wow:[/quote']

 

maybe if you have low self esteem, no legs, and no friends it would be good job

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5873/reneedv2.jpg

 

HELLO FROM CHACHA GUIDE LAND. :ugh:

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5873/reneedv2.jpg

 

HELLO FROM CHACHA GUIDE LAND. :ugh:

 

??????? explain

Leopulse;427931']You: hello

ReneeS: Welcome to ChaCha!

ReneeS: yay

ReneeS: more myg0t searches

ReneeS: 5th one!

You: keke

ReneeS: where is the myg0t forum post

ReneeS: for this

You: sec ill find it

You: do you have a forum account?

ReneeS: just tell me what forum

ReneeS: and what it was called

ReneeS: yeah

You: http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?p=427925#post427925

 

 

 

ALERT:: HES ON THE FORUM

 

 

 

Lawl. When she asked for the link and forum name, you should have said, "you're the one that's here to do the searching. Search and find out your damn self, ma'am."

Lawl. When she asked for the link and forum name, you should have said, "you're the one that's here to do the searching. Search and find out your damn self, ma'am."

 

i'm a guy :naughty:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: KimberleyK

KimberleyK: Welcome to ChaCha!

KimberleyK: Good evening

You: Hello

KimberleyK: Is there something specific you're looking for?

You: Kimberly, what is your favorite webpage?

KimberleyK: cha cha and yours?

You: cha cha :)

KimberleyK: Is there something you're searching for this evening?

You: yeah

You: does the webpage http://www.lemonparty.org work for you, I can't seem to load it.

KimberleyK: give me one moment and i'll see what I can do for you

 

Few seconds later.

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

Search: are those new shoes you are wearing? because you've been running through my mind

 

Status: Connected to guide: TerriaM

TerriaM: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hi

TerriaM: Hello

You: so what are you wearing?

TerriaM: How may i help you

You: nudez of self plx

TerriaM: I am sorry I want be able to do that

You: you want to be able to do that?

You: i want you to too

You: but anyway

You: can i get info on how to use chloroform and a rag

You: and your address

TerriaM: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

 

I asked them how to shot web and they transfered me 9 times and asked me if i was from certain forums.

 

Status: Connected to guide: ChristinaM

ChristinaM: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hello i dont think my internet is working vry well

ChristinaM: Hello

You: could you check to see that hai2u.com works?

ChristinaM: Sure. Give me just a moment.

ChristinaM: Yes. It seems to be working.

You: ok thank you

Search: are those new shoes you are wearing? because you've been running through my mind

 

Status: Connected to guide: TerriaM

TerriaM: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hi

TerriaM: Hello

You: so what are you wearing?

TerriaM: How may i help you

You: nudez of self plx

TerriaM: I am sorry I want be able to do that

You: you want to be able to do that?

You: i want you to too

You: but anyway

You: can i get info on how to use chloroform and a rag

You: and your address

TerriaM: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

 

I asked them how to shot web and they transfered me 9 times and asked me if i was from certain forums.

 

 

 

OMFG RIFK @ CHLOROFORM PART

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: StephanieS

StephanieS: Welcome to ChaCha!

StephanieS: Hello!

You: my intornit ist workin ver wel

StephanieS: Could you clarify your problem a bit more for me, please?

You: can u chek n see if http://www.wowomg.com is workin pls

StephanieS: LMAO! I know that site, it redirects to meatspin.com

StephanieS: I know all the pranks, deary.

You: wot???

You: hai2u.com duznt work either

StephanieS: Don't act innocent. :) Are you from a forum with a chacha prank thread, or a prank site?

StephanieS: Yeah, I know what hai2u is, too. :)

StephanieS: I think I saw the movie of that once, unfortunately.

You: of wut?

StephanieS: The movie clip that the image from hai2u was taken from.

StephanieS: Anyway, do you have anything serious I can help you with today?

You: did you enjoy it?

StephanieS: Haha, no! I don't have a fetish for that sort of thing. :)

You: I do, wanna see?

StephanieS: No, I don't really care to see. :)

You: Please!

You: nudes pls?

StephanieS: Sorry, I can't give you links to porn. :)

StephanieS: Anything SERIOUS I can help you with today?

You: Yes, I have ED.

StephanieS: ORLY?

You: QUITE RLY!

StephanieS: NO WAI.

You: SO WAI

You: ME NO RIKE REMONADE ^_^

StephanieS: OMG, U ENGRISH 2?

You: WRAT U SAI?

StephanieS: BOOBIES for your viewing pleasure. :)

You: WHERE?

StephanieS: ON THE LINK!

You: I DONT SEE A LINK

You: OH MY GOD I LOVE BOOBIES

StephanieS: WAIT UNTIL THE SEARCH ENDS, AND THEN CLICK THE LINK!

StephanieS: OK, BIE 2 I.

StephanieS: U*

You: BB DONT LEV ME

StephanieS: BUT YOU CAN"T SEE THE BOOBIES UNLESS I LEAVE :(

StephanieS: Bye now, seriously. :)

StephanieS: Have a great evening!

You: baby dont

You: please

You: msn? aim? asl?

StephanieS: LMAO! No, I don't use messengers much, sorry. :)

You: asl

You: asl

StephanieS: 19/f/earth. :)

StephanieS: Now, have a great evening!

StephanieS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: PawelT

PawelT: Welcome to ChaCha!

PawelT: hi

PawelT: what can i help you find today?

You: hi there

You: im having problems accessing a site using firefox I dunno how to fix it

PawelT: what website are you trying to access

You: this site http://www.wowomg.com/

PawelT: please refere to the website i sent you

PawelT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: does the site work there?

PawelT: yes it does

You: what is it about?

You: doesnt work here

PawelT: it is a very entertaining music video

You: orly?

PawelT: yes sir

PawelT: youll enjoy it once you get it to work

You: ok sir thanks very much ktnx bai

PawelT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: nothing else tnx kbai

PawelT: have a good day

PawelT: bye

PawelT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

I lost most of it because I threatened to contact my local police department and they redirected me to a staff abuse page...

 

(17:32:53) Me: Status: Connected to guide: HollyD

HollyD: Welcome to ChaCha!

HollyD: hi

HollyD: missing the l

You: wrat?

HollyD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.

You: my interweb duznt werk

You: hai2u.com is my hompaig and it duznt load wil u chex it 4 mi?

HollyD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.

You: MY INTARWEB DUZ NOT WORK MY HOM PAIG IS http://WWW.HAI2U.COM WIL U CHEX 2 C IF IT WERKS?????

(17:33:21) Me: Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

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You: I HAVE PIMPALS IN MY WEINER AND I POPD DEM NOW IT HURTS IS DAT BAD?????

PawelT: no that is normal, youll be alright

PawelT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: IT BURNS LIKE I POURED ACID ON MY WEINER

PawelT: yes thats very normal

PawelT: it happens to everyone

You: SO U HAV PIMPLS ON YER WEINER?

PawelT: its just a part of growing up

PawelT: no i dont i popped mine

You: IS IT WRONG DAT I WANT 2 JAX OFF BECOS IT BURNS?????

PawelT: no that helps

PawelT: put gasoline on your hands tho, itll soothe the pain

You: OK BRB

You: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

PawelT: ??

You: WHY DID YOU JUST TELL MY SON TO POUR GASOLINE ON HIS GENITALS?

You: ARE YOU SICK IN THE HEAD?

You: I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR.

You: REDIRECT ME TO YOUR SUPERVISOR IMMEDIATELY.

PawelT: will do sir, have a nice day

Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

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Status: Connected to guide: LauraleeA

You: ARE YOU PAWELT'S SUPERVISOR?

LauraleeA: I don't know Pawelt's.

LauraleeA: I am here to help with your search topic.

You: HE TOLD MY SON TO POUR GASOLINE ON HIS GENITALIA.

You: I WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIS SUPERVISOR IMMEDIATELY.

LauraleeA: You can contact ChaCha.

You: I THINK ILL CONTACT THE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT ON WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE YOU ARE HIRING HERE.

 

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