January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KellyG KellyG: Welcome to ChaCha! KellyG: Hello there You: hi KellyG: Just one moment while I pull up that page for you. You: im feeling really down in the dumps You: plz help You: gf broke up with me!!! You: u just saved a life how does that make u feel? KellyG: Great KellyG: Is there anything else I can help you find tonight? You: have u ever felt suicidal! KellyG: Yes - it was a long time ago - but yes. You: what was the reason! KellyG: If there is nothing you need to search, I need to close the session. KellyG: I apologize - have a great night she pointed me to suicide hotline but didnt even care i was gonna kill myself!
January 8, 200718 yr AHAHAHA STEPHANIE RAGED Raged? Nah, more like highly amused. :naughtyd: I haven't been on a message board this vitriolic in a loooong while--it's a nice change. I'll be amused for days! I guess I thought this board might be a bit different than all the other 1000 forums with chacha pranks--but I guess all sites with threads reminiscent of SA, 4chan, and YTMND are kind of similar after a while. Anywho, I'll go lurk; don't want to disturb the pranking!
January 8, 200718 yr Author ur gay. :repost: Your jealous of the love my thread gets, no one cares if its a repost but you ******.
January 8, 200718 yr Jordon;428220']Your jealous of the love my thread gets' date=' no one cares if its a repost but you ******.[/quote'] Eh?
January 8, 200718 yr Raged? Nah, more like highly amused. :naughtyd: I haven't been on a message board this vitriolic in a loooong while--it's a nice change. I'll be amused for days! I guess I thought this board might be a bit different than all the other 1000 forums with chacha pranks--but I guess all sites with threads reminiscent of SA, 4chan, and YTMND are kind of similar after a while. Anywho, I'll go lurk; don't want to disturb the pranking! too bad all those places suck you should come into IRC and prank with us, cmon you know you want to
January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DennyF DennyF: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hey Denny! DennyF: hi DennyF: How can I help? You: Danger wanking. DennyF: Can you tell me a bit more? You: its on this website You: danger wanking You: http://www.wowomg.com You: in the upper left hand corner it explains danger wanking You: is there any way to set a record for it? You: ?? You: Hello? Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SamanthaT SamanthaT: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Samantha! SamanthaT: Hello You: Do you have any information on Gabe Newell? SamanthaT: Lets see one sec You: I keep trying to access his personal website. You: I think my firefox browser won't let me access it. You: http://www.*************** You: Can you try to get on it? You: The password prompt will pop up, just type in password for it. You: Please tell me if it works. SamanthaT: I will do my best. You: Did it work? You: Hello? You: Are you there? no reply.
January 8, 200718 yr JoeS: hi there JoeS: how can i help you? You: my computer cant load a homepage You: wtf do i do? JoeS: what page is it? You: http://www.gabenewell.com JoeS: yeah that's not funny JoeS: you think i was born yesterday? JoeS: what's next, goatse? You: HAHAHAH JoeS: or maybe lemonparty? You: RIFK You: thank you, i'll post that on myg0t JoeS: yeah you do that You: rifk JoeS: listen, i really don't care You: kk You: thanks anyways JoeS: i think these message board gags are getting old HE KNOWS DA SCENE LOL THAT JOES SUCKER ALSO GOT ME :gaykeke: I wanted to goatse the motherfucker but it appears he already got hooked on to sick shit like that, what a perv. that guy is.
January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: pamelal pamelal: Welcome to ChaCha! pamelal: Hello You: Hello pamelal: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: I'm looking for a Teddybear for my son, and I need YOU Pamela to help me find one :D You: hello? You: anyone?. . . pamelal: what kind of teddybear are you looking for ? You: one of those soft ones You: ah, I already hooked on wikipedia but it doesn't really help me pamelal: The second one is a good site You: ah yes I see :) thank you pamelal: Are these results sufficient? pamelal: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: yes You: I can't open this website you see You: my friends say it's really cool but I just can't open it You: it's called http://www.*************** :( gabe is the creator of half life 2, my idol! You: is it good? :D please tell me what you see, I'm loaded with excitement! pamelal: I'm sorry, I can only so a search on the subject you requested. Please come back with your new search pamelal: Have a wonderful day and good luck for your search for teddybears for your son. You: ok You: thanks anyway :-) pamelal: your so very welcome, Bye ;) I think she likes me... :x
January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DaphniN DaphniN: Welcome to ChaCha! DaphniN: Hello You: hi DaphniN: Are you looking for a detergent for eczema? You: uh this is kinda weird but im babysitting a 11year old and he accidently drank detergent and i have no clue what to do DaphniN: ummmm DaphniN: you should look at the back of detergent You: it shows a orange skull DaphniN: look for poison control phone # You: that's gonna be a problem cuz i wont get paid if i call a poison center so you better back me up on this one DaphniN: call 911 DaphniN: LMAO DaphniN: Ok DaphniN: turn him on his side You: u think i should put my fingers in his mouth so he can puke or smthing? DaphniN: and allow the detergent to drain out You: left or right side? DaphniN: it doesn't matter DaphniN: try hisa left DaphniN: I can't see the screen for my eyes watering You: hmm i think he's getting into a seizure cuz he's shaking DaphniN: OH Sh** DaphniN: Do something for the little boy DaphniN: Stop typing to me You: what i cant i have a life u know You: the'll put me in jail or smthign DaphniN: Well help him You: but he just puked im not cleaning/touching that DaphniN: dude your time is up it's been 10 minutes sorry You: dude You: uh daphnin DaphniN: Yes You: where gonna have to do a new search DaphniN: Uh oh You: how to hide a 11 year old's bodie DaphniN: Ummmmmm DaphniN: lmao DaphniN: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DaphniN DaphniN: Welcome to ChaCha! DaphniN: Hello You: hi DaphniN: Are you looking for a detergent for eczema? You: uh this is kinda weird but im babysitting a 11year old and he accidently drank detergent and i have no clue what to do DaphniN: ummmm DaphniN: you should look at the back of detergent You: it shows a orange skull DaphniN: look for poison control phone # You: that's gonna be a problem cuz i wont get paid if i call a poison center so you better back me up on this one DaphniN: call 911 DaphniN: LMAO DaphniN: Ok DaphniN: turn him on his side You: u think i should put my fingers in his mouth so he can puke or smthing? DaphniN: and allow the detergent to drain out You: left or right side? DaphniN: it doesn't matter DaphniN: try hisa left DaphniN: I can't see the screen for my eyes watering You: hmm i think he's getting into a seizure cuz he's shaking DaphniN: OH Sh** DaphniN: Do something for the little boy DaphniN: Stop typing to me You: what i cant i have a life u know You: the'll put me in jail or smthign DaphniN: Well help him You: but he just puked im not cleaning/touching that DaphniN: dude your time is up it's been 10 minutes sorry You: dude You: uh daphnin DaphniN: Yes You: where gonna have to do a new search DaphniN: Uh oh You: how to hide a 11 year old's bodie DaphniN: Ummmmmm DaphniN: lmao DaphniN: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Rifk IRL best one so far.
January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JohnN JohnN: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi there JohnN: Hello, how are you today? You: Do you play counter strike by any chance? You: I'm fine thanks :) JohnN: Yes, I play Counter-Strike: Source. JohnN: But it has been awhile. You: Great - I was wondering if you could hook me up with any hax? JohnN: Sure, let me see what I can find. One moment. You: thanks alot JohnN: Are these results sufficient? You: Hmm You: not really what i was looking for to be honest You: but no worries You: thanks anyway :) JohnN: Sure, have a nice day. JohnN: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. He gave me these two links: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newbie :D
January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: BetsyP BetsyP: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hallo BetsyP: hello You: i need know how to make nuclear bomb You: its for school project BetsyP: do you have the plutoniumn You: i dont think so You: i have uranium BetsyP: when you get that then maybe homeland security will tell you the rest You: ok BetsyP: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Neal P Neal P: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hai You: need hlep have this nipple hair is that normal? Neal P: i don't think you're normal Neal P: in fact, you may die You: omg You: need cure You: plx Neal P: what are you doing in 15 minutes? You: umm masturbating Neal P: you may not have much time to live You: SHIT Neal P: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (SHIT) Neal P: in fact, you will be dead in 10 minutes Neal P: so i suggest meeting with your loved ones You: ok ok You: what can i do You: fuck that Neal P: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fuck that) You: im fiding a hooker Neal P: okay, i'll tell you what you can do Neal P: do another search on chacha, but stay on with me You: kekeke you want money You: you dirty jew Neal P: oh i do Neal P: and i am a jew! You: ok deal You: btw You: say cheese Neal P: i'm getting money anyway, since you idiots love to scam us Neal P: your forget that we make money on every search You: say cheese! Neal P: no You: DANCE MONKEY Neal P: time to report you for abuse! You: i abused ur mom You: damn that puss was nast T He didn't even give me a search! he admitted being a jew, i bet it was DOCPHIL Status: Connected to guide: jacyp jacyp: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello jacyp: Hi, I am Jacy, and I will be assisting you with your search today. You: i need the full hellen keller experience jacyp: okay, just a moment while i pull up relevent info You: also what happens if i press z or r twice jacyp: what You: if i press z or r twice You: what happens jacyp: i guess a z will come up 2x You: thats not what the hamster said You: i need the experience jacyp: i just helped a soldier in iraq research the history of the different religions in the southern reason, to get to this search! You: ORLY? jacyp: ya ha re he he heallly You: NOWAI! jacyp: yuha You: r u cereal? jacyp: now i get to relax You: nice jacyp: do u really need info You: so what are you wearing? jacyp: i am naked You: can i have pics You: please jacyp: sure hold on You: kk You: also, wanna go out to dinner tomorrow night? You: dont leave me hanging You: fuck jacyp: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fuck) You: 1/50 on chacha dates You: so far Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MichaelB MichaelB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: yo You: how do i do a barrell roll MichaelB: Hit R twice MichaelB: or L You: no You: its z MichaelB: dammit You: lol You: 3 MichaelB: been a while You: 3 You: say cheese You: =P MichaelB: Y HALO THAR You: ORLY? MichaelB: BUTTSECKZ?? You: YES PLZX MichaelB: SRSLY?! You: MEN TRAIN You: FTW You: YA RLY MichaelB: IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZER You: ahahhaha You: do you rike remonade? MichaelB: Seriously though, you need help with anything? Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KevenL KevenL: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello does cum taste good? KevenL: hm You: ?? KevenL: im searching hold on You: im sure you'd know wouldnt you KevenL: nope KevenL: but it says there it's sweet KevenL: /b/ You: wtf You: ur 4chan? KevenL: :) You: DESU KevenL: desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu You: i am anonymous btw KevenL: orly KevenL: im undercover You: YA RRY! You: 4chan party van KevenL: o shi fbi You: lulz You: sleepy chan!?!? KevenL: loli You: azn cop ftw ;) KevenL: wry You: so could you hook me up with meatspin You: or something KevenL: lol KevenL: if u like mudkips You: MUDKIP You: KIP KIP KIP You: ?? KevenL: lulz wut You: charmander KevenL: charmander char char You: pikachu uses thunderbolt attack which destroys an entire powerplant KevenL: lulz You: but it cant beat mudkip KevenL: naw mudkip pwn You: lol well have good day You: rifk KevenL: k KevenL: give me great rating You: k KevenL: so i can work my way up to ceo KevenL: pwn chacha You: yes do it You: DEW IT KevenL: for /b/! You: lolz KevenL: lulz KevenL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. ahahahhahaha 4chan guide
January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DaphniN DaphniN: Welcome to ChaCha! DaphniN: Hello You: hi DaphniN: Are you looking for a detergent for eczema? You: uh this is kinda weird but im babysitting a 11year old and he accidently drank detergent and i have no clue what to do DaphniN: ummmm DaphniN: you should look at the back of detergent You: it shows a orange skull DaphniN: look for poison control phone # You: that's gonna be a problem cuz i wont get paid if i call a poison center so you better back me up on this one DaphniN: call 911 DaphniN: LMAO DaphniN: Ok DaphniN: turn him on his side You: u think i should put my fingers in his mouth so he can puke or smthing? DaphniN: and allow the detergent to drain out You: left or right side? DaphniN: it doesn't matter DaphniN: try hisa left DaphniN: I can't see the screen for my eyes watering You: hmm i think he's getting into a seizure cuz he's shaking DaphniN: OH Sh** DaphniN: Do something for the little boy DaphniN: Stop typing to me You: what i cant i have a life u know You: the'll put me in jail or smthign DaphniN: Well help him You: but he just puked im not cleaning/touching that DaphniN: dude your time is up it's been 10 minutes sorry You: dude You: uh daphnin DaphniN: Yes You: where gonna have to do a new search DaphniN: Uh oh You: how to hide a 11 year old's bodie DaphniN: Ummmmmm DaphniN: lmao DaphniN: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. RIFK, 10/10
January 8, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RichardI RichardI: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey richard RichardI: Hello. RichardI: Something specific that you are looking for? You: okay my problem is You: my fiance who is 7 1/2 months pregnant fell pretty hard You: she isn't experiencing any pain You: but she is unconcious You: and i cant call 911 RichardI: call your neighbor now You: i cant RichardI: let them call 911 now You: theyll tell the police You: i kind of lost my temper and pushed her down the stairs RichardI: The right thing to do is to do anything right now. You: so i should just play a game or something until she wakes up? RichardI: call 911 now, please. You: richard you dont understand You: this isnt the first time ive lost my temper RichardI: or the operator which is 0 You: i cant call the police You: should i just hide her until she wakes up RichardI: Thanks for coming to ChaCha, have a nice day and immediately call 911! RichardI: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
January 9, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MelissaB MelissaB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi i just got some marijuana, but i dont know what to do with it??? MelissaB: This is an illegal issue and therefor I can't advise you on this subject You: oh MelissaB: please consult another search engine You: ok MelissaB: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
January 9, 200718 yr I had a proper long convo with one of the search guides, they actually seemed quite funny when i asked them to find me goatse. CristiV: you are so scared You: lol CristiV: Im gonna do something to YOU You: are you gonna tell the fbi? CristiV: YOU You: LOL You: dude im gonna jump out my window You: ur scaring me plz stop k CristiV: dont do it! CristiV: Jump off the roof This guide scares me though.
January 9, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JonathanF JonathanF: Welcome to ChaCha! You: forums.myg0t.com JonathanF: Hi You: porn plz JonathanF: Thanks for using cha cha JonathanF: excuse? You: porn plz JonathanF: excuse me? You: i need porn You: now search for some plz JonathanF: sorry, i can't find porn for you You: why not You: are u gay JonathanF: it's against company policy You: are u wearing strapon? JonathanF: are you from realgm? You: yes You: and from forums.myg0t.com JonathanF: do you know what realgm is? You: are you from my asshole? You: yes JonathanF: are you a poster on realgm? You: yes You: why JonathanF: what's your username? You: my username is myg0townsoyu You: you* You: myg0townsyou JonathanF: yeah right JonathanF: cause i'm a poster in realgm :) You: ok w/e You: dont believe me JonathanF: i'm sorry, i can't find porn for you You: cause ur gay JonathanF: you can just use google for that You: isnt this supposed to be better than google? JonathanF: Thanks for using chacha! JonathanF: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: PharesP PharesP: Welcome to ChaCha! You: PORN PLZ PharesP: lol You: HI! PORN PLZ? PharesP: can't find it yourself? You: NO MY IQ IS LESS THAN A ROCK PharesP: lol You: SO PORN PLZ? PharesP: vesti? You: vesti? You: WTF IS VESTI You: I WANT PORN NOT VESTI!!! PharesP: nvm You: :(o You: oh You: yeah im vesti You: :) PharesP: lol You: JUST JOKING! You: PORN PLZ? PharesP: download more ram first You: BUT MY RAM IS 1 GIG You: AND MY HDD IS OVER 250 GIG You: I GOT LOTS OF RAM!!!!! You: PORN PLZ? PharesP: your gonna need atleast a trybit You: WHY? You: PORN = 20GIGS! PharesP: ultra high res FTW You: OH You: OMG You: LINK??? PharesP: ram first You: I GOTS RAM! PharesP: no wai You: YA RLY! PharesP: o rly You: YA RLY!!! You: U SO FUNNY You: PORN PLZ! PharesP: lawlcano!!!! You: OMG LAZERS IN SPACE PEW PEW PEW! You: NOW PORN PLZ You: OR I RATE U DOWN! PharesP: casting magic mind missil You: AHH You: MAGIC MIND MISSILES You: *dodge* You: OWNT PharesP: zomg your OVER 9000!!! You: VEGTA WAHT D0ES SCANNER SAY ABOUT HIS POWA LEVEL?!?! You: ITS OVER 90000000000000000! You: LAWLS! PharesP: :0 You: :0 You: U SHOULD JOIN MYG0T You: forums.myg0t.com You: :D PharesP: you should join the vesti You: O HOW PharesP: ign You: O OMFG!! You: PLZ POST AT forums.myg0t.com You: HAVE A NICE DAY! PharesP: you watcing the game? You: and plz masturbate more You: GAME? PharesP: joo phail You: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? You: ';..;' You: WHICH GAME PharesP: bowl game You: SUPAR BOWL? PharesP: lol PharesP: no You: WTF BOWL GAME? PharesP: florida vs. ohio You: OH You: FLORIDA ORANGE BOWL PharesP: lol PharesP: no You: W//EEEE You: FLORIDA WINS PharesP: tostitos bowl You: MMM You: TOSTITOS PharesP: lol You: ';..;' You: RAWR! You: u need to read this You: [Text from last few minutes of ChaCha] You: :) PharesP: lol PharesP: why? You: DUNNO You: CAUSE ITS THE BEST TIME WVE HADD You: :D You: SHWOOP DA WOOP PharesP: ahh you got mee You: LOLOLOLOLULZ You: OK You: NUF SCREWING AROUND You: PORN PLZ PharesP: whats that? You: PORN You: U KNOW You: PENIS IN VAGINA PharesP: PENIS GOES WHERE!!!!! You: IN ANUS! PharesP: ZOMG PharesP: zomg You: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0731.html' You: THIS WHERE PENIS GO!!! :P You: LOL! You: NOW You: PORN PLZ You: PORN? You: HULLOOOO Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KenS KenS: Welcome to ChaCha! You: b00m You: b00m You: b00m You: b00m You: b00m You: b00m You: b00m!!!! You: b00m You: b00m! You: b00m KenS: Thanks for waisting my time You: b0mb KenS: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ErinG ErinG: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi You: are you a female? ErinG: why do you aks? ErinG: ask? You: because everyone thats helped me are girls You: so are you one? ErinG: Does it matter,lol? You: yeah You: it makes me feel safer searching with a sexy girl than a nasty guy Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
January 9, 200718 yr Anybody actually sign up for this yet? (im sure you all have) I just got an email saying....well i dont know what it says but im sure its about joining. Shit i need money. See you on ChaCha! :gaysex2:
January 9, 200718 yr I asked one of the guides and apparently some of them have mentioned trolls from myg0t repeatedly harassing them i lol'd.
