January 9, 200718 yr I asked one of the guides and apparently some of them have mentioned trolls from myg0t repeatedly harassing them i lol'd. rifk at that Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JoeS JoeS: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello You: ever heard of myg0t? JoeS: yep, i'm a member there. You: rly You: pics or it didnt happen You: whats ur acct name You: do u even know what myg0t does? You: lulz at u You: nuub
January 9, 200718 yr rifk at that Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JoeS JoeS: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello You: ever heard of myg0t? JoeS: yep, i'm a member there. You: rly You: pics or it didnt happen You: whats ur acct name You: do u even know what myg0t does? You: lulz at u You: nuub yep, that's me. sorry, the guide terminal froze. hope you guys are having fun with chacha.
January 9, 200718 yr yep, that's me. sorry, the guide terminal froze. hope you guys are having fun with chacha. You ain't seen nothin yet, bub. Everytime you connect to any of us, we log your IP's as well, and on top of that we portscan your computer for weaknesses. In a few days you will all discover the online terror-archy that is myg0t.com Hope you had fun using a computer, working for chacha will be your downfall. :)
January 9, 200718 yr yep, that's me. sorry, the guide terminal froze. hope you guys are having fun with chacha. rifk u should be like an internet blind date site that would be so f88king funny Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ShannonB ShannonB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Red leader whats ur position? ShannonB: Hello ShannonB: Sorry? ShannonB: What can I help you find? You: Red leader whats ur position? ShannonB: I'm at chacha.com You: MOMMYYY
January 9, 200718 yr Found this site from my Google Analytics page... I realized the number of views I was getting from this site, and decided to drop by. I am the Guide featured in: http://aretheseresultssufficient.blogspot.com Glad to know you guys think what I'm doing is as funny as I think it is... I don't think I'll ever be caught either. I've had a few searchers from myg0t... Most of you guys are pretty good pranksters... I still find it hilarious that Guides can be convinced to go to [email protected] (forbidden from posting this site? lol) or hit Alt+F4 (I convince some guy to do it in my blog.) Hell, I'm banned from searching myself for all the pranks that I do when I'm not working. :dunno: In any event, just wanted to stop in. All I can say is hopefully none of you take my alias too personally... lol. :rofl2:
January 9, 200718 yr I think this is the first prankish type conversation here that was done by an actual guide. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ChantalR ChantalR: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi! ChantalR: Hello, ChantalR: what celebrity biography can I find for you? You: how long have you been chacha'in ChantalR: Since about Halloween You: I see You: heres what i want you to find me You: a picture of a cat and bee playing together happily, and the bee is the same size as the cat ChantalR: my keyword is celebrity Biographies You: I didn't choose the keyword ChantalR: Do realize your a trainer? You: yeah I do You: and i'm training you.. You: Most trainers go really easy on the searcher, but trust me, the picture does exist You: It doesn't hurt to be challanged, chantal ChantalR: right, as a trainer you are suppose to ask me to find something on my keyword You: What rank are you? You: and how many sear ches have you done? ChantalR: I have done over 300 You: Okay. You: Chantal... You: I'm trying to challange you. You: I got this same search before. You: Most of my training sessions consisted of things that didn't involve my keyword. You: It's a simple google image search. You: Is it really that big of a deal? ChantalR: Right but shouldnt you be challenging me on my keyword? You: I don't even know what a celebrity biography is.. You: and I'm sure it's something you could find quite easily. You: So I'm trying to challange you here, by finding this picture for me. ChantalR: ok You: Google image search. You: Did you find it yet? ChantalR: Is there a Biography I can find for you? You: Nope. You: Do you want me to SHOW you the picture? You: It's a real picture that can be found by searching. You: http://www.leicestergalleries.com/gfx/15536.jpg You: there, found by google imaging searching Cat and Bee Status: Session ended. http://www.leicestergalleries.com/gfx/15536.jpg she needs to learn her place in the ChaCha hierarchy
January 9, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JONATHANS JONATHANS: Welcome to ChaCha! JONATHANS: hello You: hi You: can you tell me where osama is? JONATHANS: well i can do my best You: :D JONATHANS: give me a moment You: direct coordinates please You: i must bomb his house :D You: and get money for his head ^_^ JONATHANS: im so for that JONATHANS: well you got to share because i helped you find him You: of course :D You: i asked google they were like omg nub we need 50 mil no way You: and then i slapped them and they banned me =/ You: osama is on cbs sports? JONATHANS: i can't give you cordinates the cia isn't that giving You: see i asked a few guides You: for the JONATHANS: it's some of his latest locations You: CIA central database link You: but they were like You: legal action You: blah blah blah You: =/ You: any idea why cheyne is so fat?=/ You: _ You: *_* JONATHANS: i have no idea You: but then who does? =/ You: does god know? You: is there a god? JONATHANS: probably You: where is god? _ JONATHANS: omnipotent You: he cant be in me t You: thats perverted You: :O You: big words...make...brain..melt You: your job must suck :O You: talking to stupid teenagers all day JONATHANS: not really JONATHANS: you get used to it JONATHANS: it's funny sometimes You: must be fun JONATHANS: how old are you? You: 16 :D You: or am i? JONATHANS: ha You: search it! JONATHANS: i don't think they would have any websites on you JONATHANS: or me for that matter JONATHANS: socioty doesn't see me as that "important" You: :( JONATHANS: i know its a bummer You: is it because you work at ChaCha.com? JONATHANS: lol probably You: =/ You: should have stayed in school :) JONATHANS: my thoughts exactly JONATHANS: i own my own business You: lies! You: you work at ChaCha JONATHANS: think what you want JONATHANS: and own my own business You: name of the buisnesS? You: dont tell me! SEARCH IT :D JONATHANS: john smith's homeware JONATHANS: i don't have a website sorry You: pft You: john smith You: :o JONATHANS: catchy huh lol You: im Elusive Jack JONATHANS: congrats You: TO THE INTERWEBS! You: :) You: so how much do you get paid? JONATHANS: about 5 an hour You: at *CHA CHA* You: 5 dollars? You: thats less than minimum wage JONATHANS: it adds up i just watch tv and work You: _ You: *_( You: at home job? JONATHANS: yeah You: where do i sign up? You: link me now You: :O JONATHANS: its a job where i play video games and work JONATHANS: there is a link at the bottom of the page You: give me your internet link now now now :o!!! You: report abuse? JONATHANS: no thats for you lol You: mhm :o You: so wheree is the link =d JONATHANS: let me get it for you You: what do you get if you get like a good rating? You: or a bad rating? JONATHANS: its all based on ratings but its all relative. the program is still in the testing phase You: wow You: chacha is bigger than i though You: t' JONATHANS: thats why is says beta JONATHANS: there are thousands of guides You: i saw on the homepage You: :o JONATHANS: there's the link for you You: dammit You: all but 18+ JONATHANS: ? You: :( You: how do they know? =d JONATHANS: social security number You: pft JONATHANS: is there anything else you need JONATHANS: ? You: a life :( You: ;( JONATHANS: well you have a nice evening You: k You: thnx JONATHANS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended wtf that was long and useless....this guy is so sly
January 9, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: HectorR HectorR: Welcome to ChaCha! HectorR: Hello user? HectorR: lol at your topic. You: well? You: dont be shy i get paid slaveshop wages HectorR: Depends. You: lets say You: 5 minutes HectorR: About 42 cents. You: i'm looking for a partner in crime You: i want to rob every bank in america You: of 50 cents HectorR: What type? HectorR: LMAO You: will you help me in this burning crusade? HectorR: Sure. You: HELP ME FREE THE PEOPLE OF MIDDLE EARTH HectorR: The truth will set them free. You: what if the truth keeps them locked up? HectorR: It won't. HectorR: Because I was locked up. HectorR: And the truth set me free. HectorR: Bueno? HectorR: YOu there? You: yes sanchez HectorR: Hey amigo. You: i was just clearing the chickens You: from the dinner table HectorR: I see. You: theyre very feisty this time of year HectorR: Yes they are. You: have you gotten my pigeon mail? HectorR: I believe I have You: aunty mary is worried sick of you You: she keeps saying every day HectorR: Oh no. You: why is hector join the circus You: WHY! You: and then she starts sobbing HectorR: Lol HectorR: That's not good You: i cannot take it anymore brother You: you must leave your one true love You: and come back HectorR: hmmmmmmmmm You: before i hit auntie with the broom again HectorR: Noooooooo HectorR: Please don't. You: will you not reconsider? HectorR: Ok master. HectorR: You are my lord and I will do as you say You: technically i am your lord You: because HectorR: yes/ You: i can cut off your finances You: any second HectorR: But I can get another. HectorR: hahahahahahaha You: i wont do that though You: i will allow you You: to purchase ravioli HectorR: lmao HectorR: You're funny mr bunny HectorR: Awesome blossom. You: awesome blossom like a ferret or possum? HectorR: What can I search for you today? You: hrm HectorR: lol You: what about You: elephant laungerea HectorR: lol You: does anything pop up for that You: if so ill settle with thAt HectorR: Yes HectorR: I think it's best just to go to your mom's closet. HectorR: LMAO You: LOL I WOULD BUT YOURE ALREADY THERE You: SNICKER SNICKER SNICKER You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
January 9, 200718 yr http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/293/lolix8.jpg She said I was disgusting or something after that and I got kicked out.
January 9, 200718 yr http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/293/lolix8.jpg She said I was disgusting or something after that and I got kicked out. LOL WIN J0RK
January 9, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AmyP AmyP: Welcome to ChaCha! AmyP: Hello. You: hi You: what is myg0t? AmyP: What information can I help you locate today? You: myg0t You: what is it? AmyP: One moment. You: kthks You: have you heard of them? AmyP: Here's the website for it. AmyP: No, I have not. You: google search? You: isnt that illegal ? AmyP: No. AmyP: Why would it be illegal? You: your not google. You: this is cha cha You: are you messing up my computer You: ? You: OMG You: YOu ARE AmyP: No. You: WTF You: NO AmyP: I'm not doing anything to you computer. You: DONT LIE You: MY MOUSE IS MOVING AROUND TO MY C: AmyP: I'm not. You: OMG YOTUR DELETING MY WINDOWS FILES AmyP: Don't know what to tell you, but it's not me., You: ASSHOLE AmyP: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (ASSHOLE) just warming up for this, this is penske revisted :D Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KennethA KennethA: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi You: i have kinda a problem here KennethA: Hello, how may I help you today? You: i cut myself shaving and need to know how to fix it KennethA: What is the problem? You: its knicked pretty badly You: any advise ? KennethA: sure, liet me see what I can find for you about taking care of this You: have you ever cut yourself shaving before kenneth? KennethA: yes many times You: it sucks You: any luck? KennethA: Yep KennethA: just one more minute You: kk You: do you guys get pranked alot? i work for the live chat at penske and these assholes at myg0t.com come allthe time You: its annoying KennethA: Yeah sometime, but not a lot You: do they do it here too? KennethA: Here is a good site that should help You: ken this is kinda embarrassing but the cut isnt on my face, will these sites help? KennethA: sure You: damnit i just moved a little bit and it started bleeding everywere You: omg it wont stop You: i need some help here You: it wont stop bleeding You: omgomgomgomgomg KennethA: Call someone if your serious You: ken i dont mess around KennethA: call 911 You: my "stuff" has a cut in it You: omg You: i have 2 towles on it and it just bled through it KennethA: Why havent you called for help? You: can you give me advice this is very embarassing You: i dont want to call You: its on my testicles You: this is horrible KennethA: Cant help you with advise. You need to call 911 if your serious You: im so embarassed You: ken i told you i dont mess around You: omg You: ok You: thanks for the search You: bai
January 9, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha! ConnieB: Hi there! You: stfu bitch Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at [email protected] with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. rifkrifkrifk raged
January 10, 200718 yr this is a good one: http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/7950/meatspinzj7.jpg Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KirkD KirkD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey kirk hows it goin KirkD: Its ok. KirkD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: ok so im trying to find this like thing You: that sends pancakes through the internet You: to your cd rom drive You: my older brother told me about it You: do you know where i can find it KirkD: What is a pancake? You: you dont know what a pancake is? KirkD: Like a pancake you eat? You: yeah KirkD: Umm, yeah I heard of it also, let me find the site. You: thanks You: where is the pancake site? KirkD: i found it You: where? *he links me to meatspin.com KirkD: There you go KirkD: They make a meat rack also. KirkD: Are these results sufficient? You: im 12 years old Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineR JacquelineR: Welcome to ChaCha! JacquelineR: Hello! JacquelineR: hahaaa I like your search term! You: the guy before sent me to gross porno JacquelineR: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (the guy before sent me to gross porno) JacquelineR: How may I help with your search tonight? You: im only 12 years old You: he sent me to meatspin.com JacquelineR: OMG! You: my mom is really mad JacquelineR: Are you serious???? You: yes You: this is jamies mother You: i need to speak to a supervisor JacquelineR: Aw honey, I am so sorry! I will send info to the admin as soon as I'm finished here You: that was completely unappropriate JacquelineR: Ah! Go to feed back on the home page of the web site! JacquelineR: That's INSANE! JacquelineR: Do you remember his name? You: how could you send a poor little boy to such a horrendous site You: kirkD JacquelineR: That's horrid, I am so sorry! JacquelineR: That is not at all why we are here. You: well i need a phone number to call You: this is ridiculous You: my child may be scarr ed for life You: hes in the corner crying JacquelineR: Let me see what I can find for you JacquelineR: OMG! I am SO SORRY! JacquelineR: Let me find what you need now, ok? You: i am taking a screenshot of this and i am definately getting this kirk fired JacquelineR: PLEASE DO! I can see it on this end, I can see what he sent to you! You: i also want to talk to him in person to see why he would do such a horrible thing You: well can you help me report this You: its completly inappropriate JacquelineR: Honey, I REALLY understand and believe me, this is NOT what we're about at ALL You: well you shouldnt have people like that working there, im going to email this chat log to managment You: he better not have a job after this crap JacquelineR: I am trying to get a number for you! JacquelineR: No this is disgusting and he will definitely be someone we'll want to keep around, let me get something for you here JacquelineR: Would you please do me a favor? JacquelineR: None of what I have here is what you need, would you provide me with an e mail address or phone number where I may have someone call or send e mail to you? You: yes JacquelineR: You may DEFINITELY contact us from the home page as well. You: [email protected] JacquelineR: are the large 0's zeros? You: yes JacquelineR: Ok, I will find someone immediately! Please watch your e mail and please, please know that this is absolutely NOT what we do here. We are especially careful with ALL clients JacquelineR: We NEVER know when a child is on the other side You: well thats how it should be, this kirk person obviously has some issues he needs to deal with before he has a job like this You: can you link me up with kirk again i'd like to talk to him JacquelineR: I'll get on this immediately! Please accept our apologies, I ASSURE you, you WILL hear from management JacquelineR: Let me see if I can find this person on line You: thank you very much jacquelineR JacquelineR: No problem I am SO sorry! You: its not your fault honey JacquelineR: Please hold here one minute and let me try to get help now AND find this idiot JacquelineR: I'm getting help one moment You: okay JacquelineR: Here's what they would like you to do. Do you know how to take a screen shot? You: yes i do You: i already have JacquelineR: can you back up to the portion where he sent that site to your little boy? JacquelineR: excellent! You: yeah You: well the site is still over on the guide results page to the right JacquelineR: please send that to [email protected] JacquelineR: yes I saw that too! You: ok should i send the text too JacquelineR: Please send that with IMMEDIATE COMPLAINT in the subject line JacquelineR: Do you have the text where he was talking to your son? You: okay i will jacqueline thanks for your caring and understanding You: yes i have it all here JacquelineR: I am so very sorry, please send that right away JacquelineR: Is there anything I can help your son with tonight? You: no that is everyhting thankyou JacquelineR: You're so welcome and again on behalf of ChaCha, please accept our most sincere apologies i sent an email saying im going to sue them if they dont fire kirkd. lol
January 10, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ChristopherJ ChristopherJ: Welcome to ChaCha! ChristopherJ: Hello, how are you today? You: good You: porn please? ChristopherJ: As I am unable to verify your age I cannot search for adult materials. You: im 46 ChristopherJ: Great send a copy of your state ID and social security card to ChaCha You: why then you're going to send the fbiz to mai houses ChristopherJ: I can't verify your age without a copy of your social security number and driver's license You: can I tell you it now? ChristopherJ: No we need a photo copy You: can we settle this... some other way? You: if you know what I mean? ChristopherJ: No I don't You: where do you live? ChristopherJ: I am not allowed to answer personal questions. You: you can for me though right? :) ChristopherJ: Nope You: what are you wearing? ChristopherJ: your intestines as a coat. You: :( ChristopherJ: Gee someone got awfully quiet. ChristopherJ: Why don't you look in your bedroom window for a surprise. ChristopherJ: it's me with a butcher's cleaver. You: sounds hot ChristopherJ: Didn't you know chacha tracks your home address? ChristopherJ: your mom and dad are already dead. You: they were dead when I turned 11 thought =/ ChristopherJ: Yeah but now I'm wearing their faces on top of my face. You: they were cremated.. You: im actually lucky i survived that car accident You: I can't use my legs You: my brain doesn't work as well... ChristopherJ: Neat ChristopherJ: Mine works perfect ChristopherJ: aren't you jealous stupid mcstupid? You: ..yeah actually ChristopherJ: Okay, your ten minutes are up ChristopherJ: Thank you for using ChaCha! rifk raged
January 10, 200718 yr question was "how to smuggle a bomb onto a plane" Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SelenaR SelenaR: Welcome to ChaCha! You: how i do it SelenaR: **WARNING- Infoseeker's search violates Patriot act, ip address scanning in progress*** You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
January 10, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KristenN KristenN: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi KristenN: HI KristenN: Looking for a hot prostitute huh? You: ya youll do KristenN: wow thanks. You: lets have hot butsecs KristenN: great. Thanks KristenN: anything else? You: ya KristenN: ? You: ill get the butter brb You: OMG THE POLICE ARE HERE KristenN: sounds good KristenN: yikes You: GOTTA RUN BYE You: SORRy You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. Dude, this thing fucking rocks...
January 10, 200718 yr Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Miguel D Miguel D: Welcome to ChaCha! Miguel D: Hello You: hello which is best gun to kill people with. must be fast and hurt to get shoot from Miguel D: Well do you whant power, speed or accracy? You: I want good gun allround You: but must be able to kill people fast You: muct protect me Miguel D: Ok, One second! You: What gun you reccomend for protection? I heard from friend he said .50 cal rifle is very nice Miguel D: I dont know about guns, choose from the website on the cal. Miguel D: Are these results sufficient? You: How you proctect your family You: from black people and jews Miguel D: No need for one You: yes You: people will ttry kill you Miguel D: Jews dont kill people You: and rape your woman
January 10, 200718 yr I have failed to rage. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MelissaB MelissaB: Welcome to ChaCha! MelissaB: Hello :) You: hello miss MelissaB: What can I find for you today? You: i need a complete list of ternary ionic compounds MelissaB: ok just one moment please :) You: okey dokey You: where is the results MelissaB: Still searching....and I already sent one MelissaB: should be to the right of this box You: i don't see it MelissaB: ok it says it's showing for you, so close this window and try your search again please. sorry for the inconvenience You: great, i'm never going to finish this bomb MelissaB: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended
January 11, 200718 yr BEST ONE EVER, IF NO ONE DID IT ALREADY: Search: Half life two baby Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MikeO You: HI? You: MIKE TALK TO ME You: I WANTS TO PLAY HALF LIFE TWO You: ........ You: ........... You: ........................... You: ......................................... You: LOL NOT GABE NEWELL SILLY! You: BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I GAVE HIM AT LEAST 5 MINUTES TO ANSWER ME (BTW THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP ON THAT SEARCH IS GABENEWELL.COM) EDIT: MY FRIEND JUST WENT ON THERE AND GOT THE SAME GUY: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/XxJADEDxX/pwn.jpg
