Posted January 9, 200718 yr Well this is my first thread after being here almost a year :) World's tiniest country seeks new owners to fly the flag For sale: the world’s smallest country, complete with its own passports, currency, stamps and national football team. Uninterrupted sea views and complete privacy assured. Oh, and more wind than you will ever want. Offers in the region of eight-digit sums considered. Source Video sealandgov.org Props to GunDream for the Video Are you interested DOCPHIL?
January 9, 200718 yr Well this is my first thread after being here almost a year :) World's tiniest country seeks new owners to fly the flag For sale: the world’s smallest country, complete with its own passports, currency, stamps and national football team. Uninterrupted sea views and complete privacy assured. Oh, and more wind than you will ever want. Offers in the region of eight-digit sums considered. Source Are you interested DOCPHIL? I'll sell my $50,031,337 security system for it
January 9, 200718 yr sounds fake and so does your mother's bewbs DOCPHIL sell ur security system for it!
January 9, 200718 yr http://www.xtrasi.co.uk/index.asp?show=sealandvideos Here's a video of this piece of shit country.
January 9, 200718 yr does it even have any actual land? http://www.xtrasi.co.uk/videos/sealand_video.jpg
January 9, 200718 yr does it even have any actual land? http://www.xtrasi.co.uk/videos/sealand_video.jpg you could probably import some dirt and lay it down, if it uses that cement to support it the sea bed cannot be too far down. p.s. the story is funny as hell, some crazy brit goes on a rampage.
January 9, 200718 yr I'll sell my $50,031,337 security system for it $50 million? It was $30,000 you fucking dumb retard. However Phil could move all his A/V shit to that country, install a massive (possibly $50 million) security system there and never have to worry about niggas and meth heads again.
January 9, 200718 yr Why would anyone pay for it when it'd be cheaper to buy a gun and rent a helicopter? Declare war on it, send the letter to the UN, kill the people and bam it's yours. (or you're facing genocide charges)
January 9, 200718 yr Damn. The North Sea in that area is one of the nastiest bodies of water imaginable, isn't it? You get huge ass waves and constant 50+ mph winds. Yeah... I bet living there is a real paradise. Does look like that guy was successful in raging Britian and Germany, though. Honorary g0t status for him.
January 9, 200718 yr For those in doubt, Sealand is a real country and that picture posted up above is Sealand. There is no mainland, read the article, or just goto Wikipedia and find Sealand.
January 9, 200718 yr Damn. The North Sea in that area is one of the nastiest bodies of water imaginable, isn't it? You get huge ass waves and constant 50+ mph winds. Yeah... I bet living there is a real paradise. Does look like that guy was successful in raging Britian and Germany, though. Honorary g0t status for him. Thanks meteorologist docphil.
January 9, 200718 yr Damn. The North Sea in that area is one of the nastiest bodies of water imaginable, isn't it? You get huge ass waves and constant 50+ mph winds. Yeah... I bet living there is a real paradise. Does look like that guy was successful in raging Britian and Germany, though. Honorary g0t status for him. Have you ever been to either Britain or Germany?
January 9, 200718 yr Both. On my way back to Germany for business in about a month, actually. Thanks for playing though.
January 9, 200718 yr So knowing full well what both are like (a surprise to me actually because I've yet to find an American who can actually name more than 2 European countries), how the fuck can you say either have been raged?
January 9, 200718 yr So knowing full well what both are like (a surprise to me actually because I've yet to find an American who can actually name more than 2 European countries), how the fuck can you say either have been raged? They're both raged continuously by jealousy towards America to start with. Especially France more than the other two. France/Germany = 20% unemployment that's even artificially THAT low due to ridiculous vacation time and 35 hour work weeks mandated by the government to help lower unemployment rates. Britian = WTF have you done for the world in the last 300 years? Your teeth suck. Your women are ugly. Germany still has one thing going for it: Best engineering ability in the world. That's the reason for my trips... They're just plain good with engineering and machining... things you can't get anywhere else. Again, I win.
January 9, 200718 yr Jealously towards America? AHAHAHAHAHA you fucking retard, why the hell would I be jealous of a country full of idiots who know nothing about the rest of the world? Even your soldiers don't know which team to shoot at out in the battle field. Also if you hadn't noticed, the UK actually has a lower unemployment rate than the USA. As for your question about what the British have done in the last 300 years? Have you ever heard of a steam engine, gas turbine, railroad locomotive, computer, electric motor, electromagnet, dynamo, telegraph, bicycle, telephone, cathode ray tube, steam turbine, rubber tire, television, penicillin, ejector seat, or hovercraft? (The list goes on). I guess not. Being a 40 year old I would have thought you'd be more mature than to insult an entire country because of their teeth? Surprise, yes we actually do brush our teeth, is that really something unbeknown to you?
January 9, 200718 yr I'll sell my $50,031,337 security system for it $50 million? It was $30,000 you fucking dumb retard. However Phil could move all his A/V shit to that country, install a massive (possibly $50 million) security system there and never have to worry about niggas and meth heads again. k? you wrong sir k? Man I would buy that "country" and name it j0rkeh land, anyone who goes gets free buttsecks and mufins for reals.
