Posted January 10, 200718 yr Have you ever had an idea you wanted to do in real life that you just never got around to? Something maybe you do all the time just to piss people off? I've seen raged Grandmothers, crying youtubers, prank calls. What's your niche? Your secret fantasy of real life rage?
January 10, 200718 yr Can't think of anything right now, but walking through a dance floor or something with a cup of hot coffe would be funny.
January 10, 200718 yr throwing shit off a very tall building that would hurt/piss off but not kill people, like a banana or something.
January 10, 200718 yr throwing shit off a very tall building that would hurt/piss off but not kill people, like a banana or something. SO IT WAS YOU :rant:
January 10, 200718 yr I do RL rage all the time, screaming at people from car windows, obnoxiously honking the horn, making a mess in a supermarket(intentionally dropping shit), Shitting on the toilet seat in public bathrooms, urinating on anything that shouldn't be pissed on. The list goes on and on..
January 10, 200718 yr I do RL rage all the time, screaming at people from car windows, obnoxiously honking the horn, making a mess in a supermarket(intentionally dropping shit), Shitting on the toilet seat in public bathrooms, urinating on anything that shouldn't be pissed on. The list goes on and on.. no, thats called being a drunk
January 10, 200718 yr I do RL rage all the time, screaming at people from car windows, obnoxiously honking the horn, making a mess in a supermarket(intentionally dropping shit), Shitting on the toilet seat in public bathrooms, urinating on anything that shouldn't be pissed on. The list goes on and on.. Man you must be rollin' in the pussy...
January 10, 200718 yr ahh at this i am an expert, for this is what my weekends are all about. 1. trash can tipping (basically self explanatory) - knock full trash cans over spilling contents, and the owners have to clean up the mess. 2. m80ing - drive up, light a whole bunch of m80s and throw it towards the house, especially at like 2-4 am and they wake up, pisses them off. 3. taping - put tape sticky side up, put it on the street, when cars run them over it sticks and sounds like they have a flat tire, they pullover just to see tape on the tire. 4. egging - drive-by (NEVER GET OUT OF CAR WHEN EGGING) get a whole bunch of eggs and throw it at a target. (for better accuracy, make sure car has moonroof and stick whole body out) 5. pool hopping - get a group of buddies, get swim trunks. Find a group of houses that have pools. jump in backyard, swim around for a little bit, hop fence into neighboring house, swim in it for a little bit, repeat until you get caught (which is the fun part cause u get the rush of adenaline to gtfo). 6. Write on peoples cars - get the car paint pens ( can buy at walmart etc.) and write obesenities on the targets car it, (you can also completely black out windows with it also) the worst part is the fact that it takes forever to get off, makes a mess, and your driving around town with "I LOVE BLACK COCK" in big letters. more to come, but i have to go. lawl. heres more 7. block off a street - get a whole bunch of cones, or those like table things. put them in the middle of a street (in a neighbor hood, not on a major street, and preferably at night), and watch cars slam on their breaks, get out of car, move cones, and being muttering to themselves. 8. christmas tree - since people are throwing out their christmas trees, u can go out and put them in awkward places, like on a doorstep, or in a porto potty, or even in the bed of trucks and waht not, just be creative. 9. peel paint off a car - get a whole bunch of balogni (the sandwich meat) and stick it on a car over night, when u peel the meat off, the car of a paint comes off also.
January 10, 200718 yr 1. find location to rage 2. go to location 3. take shit 4. wipe (optional) 5. Rage Location cannot = bathroom
January 10, 200718 yr 1 way: Jack off on a girl in public and run. Another way: Own middle schoolers on the bus.
January 10, 200718 yr take all the christmas trees still around and dump them in this black girls yard who we've already taken out her mailbox 3 times for being a bitch. taking a shit on old peoples doorsteps, like 80+ yrs of age fall asleep at drive thrus fall asleep at a major intersection replace your teachers water with devils springs 160 proof vodka feed your friends cat acid and watch it get fucked up kill random pets around the neighborhood and watch the little kids cry kill the little kids and watch the adults cry kill thw adults and you get new nieghbors = win win alright thats all i have for now
January 10, 200718 yr fall asleep at drive thrus fall asleep at a major intersection rifk irl other ideas: burn a voiceannoy audio file into a disc and play it in public get A3 sized sheets of paper and print goatse / other shock images on them and post them up in local restaurants blow up 10+ fart bombs in a vent smear nutella all over washroom walls / sinks / toilet seats
January 10, 200718 yr kill random pets around the neighborhood and watch the little kids cry That's a good way to get killed. Rage within reason man, othewise you may not live to rage again. The best raging is to take a class at a community college (either English or political science or some type of debate class) there's tons of ignorant aging hippies to rage. Just mention stuff like killing the homeless is easier than rehabilitating them, Jews should have bought guns if they wanted to live etc. (I've said both in class, nearly got dropped from the class for the second comment). Also, quoting stuff of thebestpageintheuniverse.com when applicable rages people TO THE MAX.
January 10, 200718 yr feed your friends cat acid and watch it get fucked up kill random pets around the neighborhood and watch the little kids cry kill the little kids and watch the adults cry kill thw adults and you get new nieghbors = win win idiot.. I remember AGES ago when I used to be a cs clanner, everyone in gamesurge IRC would spam "got 5 + server PM for WAR" At a lan, me and 3 people went out at like 2 AM, in a hella residential place and ran down the road screaming "GOT 5 JEWS, + CONCENTRATION CAMP, PM FOR EXECUTION"
January 10, 200718 yr Most people have a few qualities they dislike, even about their best friends. I took two girls, played as double agent and exploited those disliked qualities. They hate each other now and by the time they realized what I was doing, the damage was irreversable. I kick ass.
January 10, 200718 yr when ever they paint the roads i run over every damn cone they put out. your usually driving slow its just hard not to laugh. i had a shitty truck last year and would just smoke garbage cans with it, it was great
January 10, 200718 yr Man you must be rollin' in the pussy... Actually I have no problem getting girls, good job trying to judge me on the internet though.
January 10, 200718 yr I invited my ex-gf to my prom/formal and then two days later said HAHAH JUST KIDDING LOL and yeah she cried and shit, i laughed for a week
January 10, 200718 yr I invited my ex-gf to my prom/formal and then two days later said HAHAH JUST KIDDING LOL and yeah she cried and shit, i laughed for a week HAHAHAHA that's brutal, lmao
January 10, 200718 yr I go to Target and yell so loud at the people who just leave their carts in random places. One time I told this old bitch to put it back where it belonged, she said "how about you", I replied saying "does it look like I fucking work here woman, you're the reason women didn't get to vote for the longest time" Raged him.
January 10, 200718 yr I used to go to cheap restaurants and fast food places with friends, grab a bite to eat and take silverware and salt/pepper shakers. We'd then drive around with the passengers armed to the teeth with cheap steel forks (think stuff from Friendly's) to throw at cars, houses, and stores. In suburban/light urban areas, 11pm to 2am, you really can't get caught. It was fun because there were so many nice cars parallel parked on the side of the road, and big windows on the shops that you could aim for. Never really saw much damage except cracks and such because it was so dark, but I imagine a steel butter knife sidearmed at your Hummer's front driver's side door will leave a mark. And the salt and pepper shakers just looked fucking cool if you chucked them at the street on the highway. Big cloud of spice and a popping noise.
January 10, 200718 yr Get 5 or 6 people(not fgts) find small car parked on street make sure its near subway exit pick up car, and bring it to the subway exit block subway exit with car watch a laugh forgot one, take christmas lights(the big ones) and place then across the street. Loud popping noises while cars drive over. Emmulates the sound of a flat or causes one.
January 10, 200718 yr The only real life rage I really ever do is when im driving in my car Cut people off, dont let people in who needs to change lanes, tail gate people, and some times if its an arrow i might just sit there and not turn trapping the person behind me lol, shit like that Gotta be carefull for road rage though, thats why i have my streering wheel lock in my car, that thing is made out of metal and is hella strong ive had one guy follow me into a shopping center parking lot, got out and supprised me by comming over and abusing me, so i pulled out my streeringwheel lock and yelled "ILL BASH YOUR FUCKEN HEAD IN!"
