I seen that exact thing on a weird al primetime special, he through a banana off of a building and it stuck in someones forehead.

 

I'm pretty sure it's dangerous.

 

lol irl bbq

my old school favorite was to get a backpack or purse and fill it up with shit like clothes or whatever and then tie it to some fishing line. the bag is then placed in the middle of the road and when people stop to get out and pick it up you pull it away from them and they freak out. haha good times

if you can get your hands on a keylogger like this http://www.keyghost.com/sx/images/closeup_sx.gif there is some great potential for fun.

 

plug it into a public computer at the library, or your school for like a week. tons of people type in their password for email and whatnot. from there the possibilities are endless. read their emails, blackmail them, send pics of goatseman to contacts, ect.

LOL

Hmm, I dont have a car so I really dont do any IRL raging but a few thoughtful ideas.

 

At a place like Wal-mart or best buy, slip high dollar items into peoples carts after they have checked out or into their purses, possibly get them busted for shoplifting, piss them off in the least.

 

Also try making some of these and throwing them in front of cars, busy intersections, etc. http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_fucking_boom/162038.html

You know when you go inside a bar and there is a LONG METAL RAIL that basically runs all the way down the bar, everyone is leaning on it etc. Walk into the bar wearing a thick jacket of some sort. Order a drink, and wait untill you get the biggest population of people touching the bar. Once you see your opportunity, reach into your jacket pocket and pull out an electric stun gun. Place that bitch on the rail, and let it rip. Watching 20-30 people drop there drinks all over the place would be funny as shit. Since it's a bar, most likely music will be playing thus making the stungun noise impossible to hear. ENJOY.

NICE!

 

 

Hmm, I dont have a car so I really dont do any IRL raging but a few thoughtful ideas.

 

At a place like Wal-mart or best buy, slip high dollar items into peoples carts after they have checked out or into their purses, possibly get them busted for shoplifting, piss them off in the least.

 

Also try making some of these and throwing them in front of cars, busy intersections, etc. http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_fucking_boom/162038.html

 

GJ on being stupid... That's a way for people to not live to be raged.

Yes I read it.

Hmm, I dont have a car so I really dont do any IRL raging but a few thoughtful ideas.

 

At a place like Wal-mart or best buy, slip high dollar items into peoples carts after they have checked out or into their purses, possibly get them busted for shoplifting, piss them off in the least.

 

Also try making some of these and throwing them in front of cars, busy intersections, etc. http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_fucking_boom/162038.html

 

Sounds like a good way to get jail time. No matter how pissed off those people are, the rage fails if it winds up in you going to prison.

Well today I went for a nice bike ride near my area. I noticed all the people at Star bucks outside reading and enjoying their coffee. I started to pedal my bike at full speed and once i got where the people were I would slam on the brakes and make a screeching sound with my back tire creating a drift. I did it 3 times in a row. The fourth time a star bucks guy came out but since I'm bad ass I decided to ride by all their customer one more time. When I did the star bucks jew boy tries to grab me but fails and I passed by him and made a big ass drift on star bucks property which left a big skid mark.

 

The other day Friday I presume I was in the same area around Star bucks and I saw a few people from my middle school that I used to go to. So I was riding my bike and this bitch comes up to me that I raged earlier and put her hands on me, I'm like wtf are you doing get the fuck off. And she was with this pussy sophomore (im freshmen but 15) and he starts talking shit. I ask him if he wants to fight he's like "no im good" so I follow them up to this supermarket and they were trying to get shit to eat I guess so I go in and I steal once of those vanilla milk bottles. And then I walk outside I see them in front of the store hanging out. So I rode my bike around and started shaking it and then I was like "Fire in the hole!" and I throw the vanilla milk jug causing a explosion of milk flying everywhere. It got on their clothes so they were pissed. So of course I dip out on my bike. So I decide to go fuck with them some more and I started to call them ***s, jews, ******s, etc. Finally I have raged them enough to get them to chase after me. 2 sophomores and this other freshmen start to chase after me. One of them is a ******. So they start to chase me up this huge ass hill and they had no chance of catching me. I'd just taunt them and pretend to be tired just so they would run back up the hill and try to catch me. Then they loose interest and finally decide to head back with their ugly girlfriends. So I start saying racial slurs and remarks to the ****** that was with them. I started to say shit like "hey ****** why won't you go back to the slum where you came from" and he was like "what you say?" I'm like you heard me ******. This is where the rag escalates. He calls back the jews that he was with and requests back up. They start to chase me up the big hill once more but fail miserably to catch me on my bike. So to keep the rage going I start saying shit like "go back to Africa you smelly ****** and stop taking our jobs!" the ****** starts to get more aggravated and races up the hill to catch me AGAIN LOL! I make the jews and the ******s chase after me up this huge ass hill back and fourth at least 4-5 times. Then their little club has to go home so I just dipped out. But as they were walking back I decided to ride by them and rage them once more. So I went on the opposite side of the road so they wouldn't catch me. You get such a fucking rush as soon as you fly by them and they start to chase after you so much fun kekeke. Finally, they didn't catch me but it was a good night of sucessful raging.

 

Key: ****** = nigger

You shook up milk and it exploded?

 

I wasn't aware they made carbonated milk.

Well today I went for a nice bike ride near my area. I noticed all the people at Star bucks outside reading and enjoying their coffee. I started to pedal my bike at full speed and once i got where the people were I would slam on the brakes and make a screeching sound with my back tire creating a drift. I did it 3 times in a row. The fourth time a star bucks guy came out but since I'm bad ass I decided to ride by all their customer one more time. When I did the star bucks jew boy tries to grab me but fails and I passed by him and made a big ass drift on star bucks property which left a big skid mark.

 

The other day Friday I presume I was in the same area around Star bucks and I saw a few people from my middle school that I used to go to. So I was riding my bike and this bitch comes up to me that I raged earlier and put her hands on me, I'm like wtf are you doing get the fuck off. And she was with this pussy sophomore (im freshmen but 15) and he starts talking shit. I ask him if he wants to fight he's like "no im good" so I follow them up to this supermarket and they were trying to get shit to eat I guess so I go in and I steal once of those vanilla milk bottles. And then I walk outside I see them in front of the store hanging out. So I rode my bike around and started shaking it and then I was like "Fire in the hole!" and I throw the vanilla milk jug causing a explosion of milk flying everywhere. It got on their clothes so they were pissed. So of course I dip out on my bike. So I decide to go fuck with them some more and I started to call them ***s, jews, ******s, etc. Finally I have raged them enough to get them to chase after me. 2 sophomores and this other freshmen start to chase after me. One of them is a ******. So they start to chase me up this huge ass hill and they had no chance of catching me. I'd just taunt them and pretend to be tired just so they would run back up the hill and try to catch me. Then they loose interest and finally decide to head back with their ugly girlfriends. So I start saying racial slurs and remarks to the ****** that was with them. I started to say shit like "hey ****** why won't you go back to the slum where you came from" and he was like "what you say?" I'm like you heard me ******. This is where the rag escalates. He calls back the jews that he was with and requests back up. They start to chase me up the big hill once more but fail miserably to catch me on my bike. So to keep the rage going I start saying shit like "go back to Africa you smelly ****** and stop taking our jobs!" the ****** starts to get more aggravated and races up the hill to catch me AGAIN LOL! I make the jews and the ******s chase after me up this huge ass hill back and fourth at least 4-5 times. Then their little club has to go home so I just dipped out. But as they were walking back I decided to ride by them and rage them once more. So I went on the opposite side of the road so they wouldn't catch me. You get such a fucking rush as soon as you fly by them and they start to chase after you so much fun kekeke. Finally, they didn't catch me but it was a good night of sucessful raging.

 

Key: ****** = nigger

 

you sound like you have no friends. seriously, if i was going to do that i would at least have a friend with me to enjoy it with.

you sound like you have no friends. seriously, if i was going to do that i would at least have a friend with me to enjoy it with.

 

jew

you sound like you have no friends. seriously, if i was going to do that i would at least have a friend with me to enjoy it with.

Join date Jan 2007. If you read my story it says that I saw a few of my friends that I used to go to school to. Most of my friends are pussies to do shit. You're probably jealous because you're to scared to rage in real life.

me and g0d used to go to donatos or in highschool cafeteria we would put salt in napkins and pepper and wait for the janitor to pick them up and watch the salt and shit spill everywhere or put a bunch of food water and shit in a potato chip bag and put it on the floor and watch someone step on it really pisses people off and the janitors gotta clean it

Donatos rules.

 

What's up you sexy stud?

When a neighbor you don't like goes on vacation.... turn on their hose full blast, they come back to a flooded yard and a crazy water bill.

lol hey sexy sitting here at the ouc library stalkin hott girls and big sexy men and tryin to find away around there admin privs so i can do some funner shit:gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex:

When a neighbor you don't like goes on vacation.... turn on their hose full blast, they come back to a flooded yard and a crazy water bill.

 

This I've actually done.

 

CRAZY rage, seriously.

 

 

I've also stolen their power and cable before.

some stuff i have done irl (mainly @ skool)

 

1. printed off nasty ass rotten.com images lemonparty etc and dropped them every where all around the corridoors etc (double sided)

 

2. put laxative in the teachers coffie, you get a 30min break in every lesson if you mannage

 

3. stink bombs in peoples pencil cases, then watch them flip, one kid even left.

 

4. electrocute the top year in a crowded corridoor then watch them flatten the guy behind them.

 

5. have a wank, get the liquids in some toilette paper, wipe on plates cups etc at dinner hall, even maybe give it to some one with a runny nose.

 

MCDONALDS:

 

1. do a huge fucking shit that youve saved for a week, but first block the toilette, sit in the next cubicle listenuing to the spotty kid moan.

 

2. gurkins, u cant go wrong aslong as your not binning or eating them.

 

3. i would like 3 burgers 2 with extra mayo and one with none, 3 diet cokes no make it 2, acctualy i would like 2 burgers with out mayo etc etc go on and on and on until they just throw you out.

 

4. if you have balls you will do this, if you dont have em then just skip this, ok, you need a couple of friends / a car, simply block the entrance, iv done it to kfc with some friends, it was the funniest thing iv ever seen.

 

CHARITY:

 

1. shit in a box of clothes

 

2. send in fake money

 

ANIMAL RIGHTS:

 

1. find a stall protest etc, buy a gerbal, snap its neck infront of them, take a bus to the neerist police station since the fuckers will most likly follow you home and burn your car.

 

why is my post best? not much of the above are illeagal in my country, not to brag :naughty:

ok, you need a couple of friends / a car, simply block the entrance, iv done it to kfc with some friends, it was the funniest thing iv ever seen.

no one cared probably because the roaches that work at kfc dont mind not doing any work for a few hours, actually even if they do have customers inside they still act like lazy pieces of shit who dont give a fuck about anything and are still trying to figure out why they even have a job

no one cared probably because the roaches that work at kfc dont mind not doing any work for a few hours, actually even if they do have customers inside they still act like lazy pieces of shit who dont give a fuck about anything and are still trying to figure out why they even have a job

 

no u, ur blocking the customers in, theys the ones ur pissin off.

find a stall protest etc, buy a gerbal, snap its neck infront of them

 

the best idea yet, tbph irl

 

or better yet, douse the critter with gasoline and let it run around on fire before it dies

rofl

we were all in the computer lab doing some geography work and i printed the page we were on 2 times and the sub we had in that class for the week said "no need to print out papers guys" then i waited till she left then printed out another 2 and then she said "i dont know if one of you is inadvertantly hitting the print button, just make sure you aren't" then i printed 50 copies of the site and she went nuts she screamed something like "OK WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU FOOLS IS PRINTING ALL THE PAPER GET THE HELL OFF THE COMPUTER, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE ONE CORRECTLY THIS IS NOT FUNNY!" it was fuckin hilarious cuz she had us all turn our computers off and once i printed all those copies other people randomly got the balls to print their own copies. many lulz. we're going into the computer lab again thursday to "redeem" ourselves.

:]

but otherwise when in lunch if you're still in highschool some fun things to do are!!@#!@#:

light some ciggarettes and set them on the toilet seat in a bathroom

PEACHES FUCKING STINK WHIP A FEW CUPS AT A WALL LULZ x 100000 WHEN JANITORS SEE much rage i almost got arrested for it lol

run<cmd<netsend * I got a bomb - if ur fucking crazy or computers are outdated

lol kinda hard to explain on here but get a piece of thin plastic like on a wrapper and pinch the edge about an inch apart with your thumb and index and pull apart to keep the wrapper tense then blow, you get a loud high pitched noise and if you put your head down you can do it without people figuring out its you at first- many lulz

if your teacher has a computer and they leave the room its funny as shit to unplug them if ur not a ***got and people will defend you in the class

but seriously

try the peaches thing if you get them for lunch the water has such a strong fucking scent

fuckers