Posted March 8, 200421 yr Dear Mel, We love, LOVE the script! The ending works great. You'll be getting a call from us to start negotiations for the book rights. Love the Jesus character. So likable. He can't seem to catch a break! We identify with him because of it. One thing, I think we need to clearly state "the rules." Why doesn't he use his super powers to save himself? The creative people suggest that you could simply cut away to two spectators: Spectator one Why doesn't he use his super powers to save himself? Spectator two He can only use his powers to help others, never himself. Does it matter which garden? Gethsemane is hard to say and Eden is a much more recognizable garden. Just thinking out loud. Our creative people suggest a clock visual fading in and out in certain scenes like the last supper bit: Monday, 12:43pm." or later, "Good Friday, 5:14pm." Love the repetition of "is it I?" Could be very funny. On the eighth inquiry, could Jesus just give a little look into camera? Breaks frame, but could be a riot. Also could he change water into wine in last supper scene? Would be a great moment, and it's legit. History compression is a movie tradition and could really brighten up the scene. Love the flaying. Could the Rabbis be Hispanic? There's lots of hot Latino actors now, could give us a little zing at the box office. Research says there's some justification for it. Is there somewhere where Jesus could be using an IMac? You know, now that I hear myself say it, it sounds ridiculous. Strike that. But think about it. Maybe we start a shot in heaven with Jesus thoughtfully closing the top? (Reminder: heaven is timeless) The studio is very high on Johnny Depp right now. Just saw him in "Pirates." He was hilarious. Might be right for Jesus? Not so straightforward. He could bring a lot of pizzazz to the role. I think a meeting would be warranted. Love the idea of Monica Belluci as Mary Magdalene (Yow!). Our creative people suggest a name change to Heather. Could skew our audience a little younger. Love Judas. Such a great villain. Our creative people suggest that he's a little "conflicted." Couldn't he be one thing? Just bad? Gives the movie much more of a motor. Also, 30 pieces of silver is not going to get anyone excited. I think it's very simple to make him a "new millionaire." Bring in the cash on a tray. Great dilemma that the audience can identify with. Minor spelling error: on page 18, in the description of the bystanders, there should be a space between the words "Jew" and "boy." Merchandising issue: it seems the cross image has been done to death and we can't own it. Could the crucifixion scene involve something else? A Toyota would be wrong, but maybe there's a shape we can copyright, like an ellipse? I'm assuming "the dialogue is in Aremeic," is a typo for "American." If not call me on my cell or I'm at home all weekend. By the way, I'm sending a group of staffers on a cruise to the North Pole, coincidentally around the time of the release date. Would love to invite your dad!
March 8, 200421 yr wtf fucking morons thinking jesus has superpowers and wanting to change stuff around
March 8, 200421 yr Steve Martin... THe old white haired guy? If so... What a moron! If not, what a fucking moron!
March 8, 200421 yr What this guy wrote hardly makes sense. Is this supposed to rage religious people?
March 8, 200421 yr rofl, if you haven't realized, steve martin is a comedian, he obviosly is just being funny. It sounds he was writing in the role of his character from 'bowfinger' or whatever it's called. btw that movie was teh pwn. chubby rain is the best movie ever.
March 8, 200421 yr Well shit, Steve Martin hasn't been funny for YEARS. I figured he was being serious. Ok, so it's supposed to rage Hollywood Agents and gay fuckers like that, but... fuck... who really cares
March 8, 200421 yr I'm assuming "the dialogue is in Aremeic," is a typo for "American." hahahaha do people actualy have a sense of humour here?
March 8, 200421 yr Jesus demands creative control over next movie http://www.theonion.com/images/369/article2717.jpg
March 8, 200421 yr it's not supposed to rage anyone you stupid fuck . If it wasn't meant to rage anyone then why did he do it? You stupid fucking nigger. He was making fun of Those hollywood producer fuckers, and was trying to RAGE them, or, make them angry, or, piss them off, whatever you understand. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/stfupope.jpg
March 8, 200421 yr If it wasn't meant to rage anyone then why did he do it? You stupid fucking nigger. He was making fun of Those hollywood producer fuckers, and was trying to RAGE them, or, make them angry, or, piss them off, whatever you understand. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/stfupope.jpg or just make people laugh, isn't that what a comedian does? idiot.
March 9, 200421 yr Yes, he was trying to make people laugh at the EXPENSE of the producers who say shit like this, and rage them at the same time.
March 9, 200421 yr Yes, he was trying to make people laugh at the EXPENSE of the producers who say shit like this, and rage them at the same time. no your a moron, hes right. just type lol k.
March 9, 200421 yr sp0rk']wtf fucking morons thinking jesus has superpowers and wanting to change stuff around AHAHAHAH fucking morons dont realize its a sarcastic critique of a stupid movie
March 9, 200421 yr Well, whatever his strongest intent might have been, we can all agree it was funny. Leave it at that.
March 9, 200421 yr "If it wasn't meant to rage anyone then why did he do it? You stupid fucking nigger. He was making fun of Those hollywood producer fuckers, and was trying to RAGE them, or, make them angry, or, piss them off, whatever you understand." god you stupid nigger, steve martin is not myg0t ok? He doesn't try to rage anyone, and his style is to be funny not piss people off. Stfu and go back to posting 10 pictures of ebaums world every day. :banb: :banb: :banb: and god what is wrong with the quote tags
March 9, 200421 yr What this guy wrote hardly makes sense. Is this supposed to rage religious people? Steve Martin... THe old white haired guy? If so... What a moron! If not, what a fucking moron! i dont get it, the movie sucked ass wtf fucking morons thinking jesus has superpowers and wanting to change stuff around Oh my fucking god you fucking faggots are retarded and god what is wrong with the quote tags Dumb fucking nub you have to put a value in the first tag....like your gay name for instance...and you call yourself a fucking hacker and you can't even figure out some fucking vB code.
March 10, 200421 yr HAY PAL I WILL DDOS THE GIBSON AND HACK BBV SOURCE CODE :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: ps phiber optiks rages you k shutface
