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Does anybody remember Leisure Suit Larry games from the early 90's? Fucking hilarious games and one of the best game series ever created. Basically you're this guy who always wears a white 1970's leisure suit and desperately trying to get laid. You could fuck chicks and it would show it, although it wasn't like hardcore porn. The best one was probably 2 and 6. What made 6 so good was, you had this dick icon (seriously) and you could stick it on things. I stuck my dick everywhere. I stuck it this jar of keys and got them all wet. I went up to this girl behind the hotel desk and unzipped my pants. she said, "Please sir don't you have any other form of identification?" HaHaHa...funny shit. Download some of those games if you have never played them. A new one's coming out sometime around next fall.
Meh, I played this hotel one when I was like 9 and I couldn't get anything but this tranny personal trainer or some shit cause all you had to do was unzip in front of him/her.
Welcome to 8 years ago. and btw. 7 was the best part, because it allowed you to enter your own verbs, so you could build "fuck plant" or "piss waiter" and stuff. was pretty good and had a lot to explore.
Does anybody remember Leisure Suit Larry games from the early 90's? Fucking hilarious games and one of the best game series ever created. Basically you're this guy who always wears a white 1970's leisure suit and desperately trying to get laid. You could fuck chicks and it would show it, although it wasn't like hardcore porn. The best one was probably 2 and 6. What made 6 so good was, you had this dick icon (seriously) and you could stick it on things. I stuck my dick everywhere. I stuck it this jar of keys and got them all wet. I went up to this girl behind the hotel desk and unzipped my pants. she said, "Please sir don't you have any other form of identification?" HaHaHa...funny shit. Download some of those games if you have never played them. A new one's coming out sometime around next fall.

 

omg wtf i must have had a censored version when i played them, sex scenes had a big 'censored' box for me, i must have failed the adult test at the start rufl.

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I think 7 was the last one last made, right? I didn't like it as well as 6. I'm trying to remember if you still had the dick icon or not.

 

A game LIKE leisure suit larry that you guys might not have played was "Cobra Mission". It was Japanese game, kind of like a role playing game. You had to figure out how to properly fuck your girlfriends so that they won't get mad and leave or feel unsatisfied. I remember one time I shoved a lit candle up her vagina and she screamd in pain lmao. Fucking hilarious.

I think 7 was the last one last made, right? I didn't like it as well as 6. I'm trying to remember if you still had the dick icon or not.

 

A game LIKE leisure suit larry that you guys might not have played was "Cobra Mission". It was Japanese game, kind of like a role playing game. You had to figure out how to properly fuck your girlfriends so that they won't get mad and leave or feel unsatisfied. I remember one time I shoved a lit candle up her vagina and she screamd in pain lmao. Fucking hilarious.

 

system error could educate him about some hentai games where the mission is to rape women with or without knives. You stalk them or lure them to warehouses and rape them, he posted screens before rofl.

yes lsl 7: love for sail is the last one. you didnt have the dick, in fact you didnt have any icons. you just had a list of verbs, when clicking on something. for exampley ou could click on a girl and then type fuck or - if you already had it added to your list of verbs - click on it. then larry would either try to touch her and fail or the narrator would something like "nooo, larry. you dont wanna do that" or something funny like it. after all the best thing about lsl7 besides the endless list of posibilities was the sound. larry and the narrator delivered wuite a number of hilarious dialogues. i think lsl7 is one of the best adventures ever made along with indiana jones, monkey island and thelike.
parasite']yes lsl 7: love for sail is the last one. you didnt have the dick' date=' in fact you didnt have any icons. you just had a list of verbs, when clicking on something. for exampley ou could click on a girl and then type fuck or - if you already had it added to your list of verbs - click on it. then larry would either try to touch her and fail or the narrator would something like "nooo, larry. you dont wanna do that" or something funny like it. after all the best thing about lsl7 besides the endless list of posibilities was the sound. larry and the narrator delivered wuite a number of hilarious dialogues. i think lsl7 is one of the best adventures ever made along with indiana jones, monkey island and thelike.[/quote']

 

what do you mean by making your own verbs. does it do something gay like type out 'LARRY SUCKS THE GIRLS DICK' or does it actually attempt to animate it?

No. You start with limited options like "use, open, touch, inspect" or so and "others..." there yuo could add actions like "fuck, piss, violate, pull" et cetera. if the game recognized the word (and in most cases it did) you could use it. excample:

 

List of Actions:

use

touch

open

inspect

others... -> fuck strip shit piss eat dance etc.

 

then you could click on a tree select others>piss and larry would piss. if the action could not be performed (because you tried to "eat" a table) then larry and/or the narrator would make a funny comment about it.

 

 

I found a list of the verbs

 

3. A LIST OF ALL THE VERBS YOU CAN USE IN THE GAME

This is all the verbs I could find, it's

probably incomplete, but all the ones you

need to finish the game are in here.

There are also some cases where the different

verbs give the same reply, in taht cases I've

written verb 1 (also verb 2).

 

barf (also spew)

blow

break

burp

climb

close

dream

drink

eat

fart

feel

f*ck (also make love, screw, bone or hump:)

grope

hit

kiss

lick (also taste)

lie

listen

look

masturbate (I'm serious!)

milk

move

open

operate

peel

pick

piss (also whiz or pee)

play

push

read

replace (or swap)

shit

sit

sleep

smell (also sniff)

sneeze

suck

swallow (also chew)

take (also grab)

talk (also speak)

throw

touch

turn

turn off

turn on

undress (also strip)

unscrew

unzip

use

 

 

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I remember now! You're right, 7 combined the use of icons with being able to type stuff again. I guess people missed the old days.

 

Sweet verb list dude. I'll have to hold onto that. Have you seen the graphics for the new one coming out? I saw it in my gamepro magazine. They looked really good. I can't wait.

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masturbate

 

 

 

rofl okay now i have to get that game

 

edit: 20.1 MB 219 Gets ,8 All Leisure Suit Larry Games - Excellent

were games actually THAT small back then? or is this dload incorrect?

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Gorilla, you might have some compatibility issues running in under Windows XP. Actually, I'm going to try to run it and see if it works.
doesn't matter, i have a winxp, and also another win98 comp. I recently installed space quest 6 on it as well. I played that a long time ago, but didn't beat it because this bug that kicked me out, but i just found a saved game that is right after the bug, so i'm going to replay it.
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Your download is probably correct, games WERE very small back then. I'm old enough to remember. I'm 24 now and i was around 12 when I was playing LSL 2. I think it was only like 6 megs, rofl.

 

Well wait, you said 8 games? There weren't that many created. The file must be shit.

 

See, there were actually only 6 lesiure suit larry games. LSL 4 never came out because Sierra said they lost the master copy. True story.

i wouldnt grab that, stoned. its way to small to contain the whole content of lsl7. and without speech the game isnt worth playing, trust me. it does have subtitles and text, but you should really look for the full game. my copy isnt in english, i cant help you out.
parasite']i wouldnt grab that' date=' stoned. its way to small to contain the whole content of lsl7. and without speech the game isnt worth playing, trust me. it does have subtitles and text, but you should really look for the full game. my copy isnt in english, i cant help you out.[/quote']

 

well on irc that was the only find, and suprnova , there was none. fux where can i find this fucker.

 

edit: i'm going to try out some abandonwares sites

wow, I always saw this game around but never bothered to try it out because the name sounded gay to me.

Guess I was wrong ;x

I have been a contemptible, corrupted person ever since I played this game.

 

The only problem seemed to be that it was too short and dull but I got a few laughs out of it.

 

"Where's Dildo" on LSL 7 was pretty fun, I wouldn't mind playing it again.

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