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Jack Bauer

 

Invented the tricycle.

 

Was the one who took all the Abu Ghraib photos. He originally intended to use them for his Christmas cards.

 

Jack Bauer once got Helen Keller to talk. She said "please stop breaking my fingers, I am deaf".

 

 

Bauer > Norris

Chuck norris is a bible bashing ***got.

 

Wants it to be MANDATORY to teach the bible in all public US schools?

 

Suck my fucking cock jesus freek.

Jack Bauer is the first Jack Bauer.

 

Chuck Norris is fucking lame.

 

And so are people who make up those shit Norris jokes like

 

"chuck norris is so strong he can *insert some unfunny crap here*"

 

No.

 

Chuck Norris is an ugly wranger.

does chuck norris have red hair down there to?

 

:dunno:

 

i don't know how it works for wrangers.

 

I have never seen a redheaded male pornstar. and even if there was im sure they'd keep their pube patch shaved. Unless it's like, 80's porn.

:dunno:

 

i don't know how it works for wrangers.

 

I have never seen a redheaded male pornstar. and even if there was im sure they'd keep their pube patch shaved. Unless it's like, 80's porn.

 

so bad.

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