Most of the nerds on here never felt a vagina and they claim that "I FAIL".

 

OMG OMG OMFG I HAVE I HAVE PICK ME PICK ME

I wish but I'm a freshmen and I don't know anybody that has this girl's #. I can't go to school because they might charge me with trespassing. This girl totally wants it but I got expelled before I could get with her and I don't have her number or screen name :tear:

Lol I'm going to my school next Friday hopefully I won't get arrested.

true but there are a lot of gay things that come from having a girlfriend like:

 

always having to talk to them on the phone

 

always having to hang out with them

 

being annoyed by their constant bullshit

 

being annoyed by how god damn dumb females are

 

etc etc

 

QF Motherfucking T.

Join date Jan 2007. Most people here are in their teens you child molester.

 

I guess he just confirmed my suspicions about the way this place is heading, but it wasn't always that way. What the fuck happened to this place?? When did this become a daycare center and a haven for loser high school kids that come here to vent their frustration when the jocks pick on them. Many of you make fun of people for being 12 or 13 when you were really probably 12 or 13 just a couple years ago. Now i'm only 21, so i'm not trying to sound like a father figure, but older people usually have a lot more meaningful shit to add to the conversation (maybe not in this case though but usually) then you 15 year old ***got high schoolers that think you have experienced life and know it all. Show some respect to older people, you might learn a thing or two, they usually have experienced a lot more than you have.

 

But back on topic to the thread... Wheres the option of Girlfriend of 5 years, but really am getting bored and wanna fuck sluts really bad but don't wanna let the woman go because shes loyal and cooks really good?

But back on topic to the thread... Wheres the option of Girlfriend of 5 years, but really am getting bored and wanna fuck sluts really bad but don't wanna let the woman go because shes loyal and cooks really good?

 

I feel the same way about my girlfriend. We've been dating for about 2 years and I really want to fuck some other girls. Like you said though, I don't really see it being worth giving up her amazing blowjobs and awesome sex for something that might not turn out to be as good.

 

I guess that's what cheating is for. :\

I feel the same way about my girlfriend. We've been dating for about 2 years and I really want to fuck some other girls. Like you said though, I don't really see it being worth giving up her amazing blowjobs and awesome sex for something that might not turn out to be as good.

 

I guess that's what cheating is for. :\

 

exactly.. the only way to cheat and not get caught is with someone your girlfriend does not know or has never met (and never will) your girlfriend and the girl you are fucking is not friends with anyone who is friends with your girlfriend or her friends. Basically go to a bar thats not in your city and pick up some random slut and take her to a hotel instead of your place is probably the best way to go. If you live with your girlfriend tell her your visiting an old friend or relatives.. If not tell her you won't be able to talk to her that night because you have a lot of work to do. I got this pretty well thought out.

exactly.. the only way to cheat and not get caught is with someone your girlfriend does not know or has never met (and never will) your girlfriend and the girl you are fucking is not friends with anyone who is friends with your girlfriend or her friends. Basically go to a bar thats not in your city and pick up some random slut is probably the best way to go.

 

Which is nearly impossible when you're dating a relatively popular girl in high school. I guess I could always hang out by the middle schools. :gaykeke: :gaykeke:

Which is nearly impossible when you're dating a relatively popular girl in high school. I guess I could always hang out by the middle schools. :gaykeke: :gaykeke:

 

ya, if your still in high school it would be pretty hard to get away with it. I got an idea for you though... Go to a football game to a nearby high school that isn't playing your home school and meet some girls there. Go with one of your buddies that you can trust. If you happen to pick up a number from one of the chics and enter it into your cell phone.. Disguise it with a guy's name, so your girlfriend won't suspect nothing if she gets ahold of your phone. Ex. girl's name Chrissy, Enter Chris.

I guess he just confirmed my suspicions about the way this place is heading, but it wasn't always that way. What the fuck happened to this place?? When did this become a daycare center and a haven for loser high school kids that come here to vent their frustration when the jocks pick on them. Many of you make fun of people for being 12 or 13 when you were really probably 12 or 13 just a couple years ago. Now i'm only 21, so i'm not trying to sound like a father figure, but older people usually have a lot more meaningful shit to add to the conversation (maybe not in this case though but usually) then you 15 year old ***got high schoolers that think you have experienced life and know it all. Show some respect to older people, you might learn a thing or two, they usually have experienced a lot more than you have.

 

But back on topic to the thread... Wheres the option of Girlfriend of 5 years, but really am getting bored and wanna fuck sluts really bad but don't wanna let the woman go because shes loyal and cooks really good?

Actually most people here aren't nerds, some people like to talk about shit that they don't want to talk about with their friends like the circumcised penis thread. It's great that your 21 I'm 15 I have a lot of bitches to fuck and a lot of drugs to do in the next 6 years so I'm look forward to it. You learn as you grow.

 

Now on topic. I would want to have a girlfriend because she has qualities your everyday slut doesn't have. Like loyalty, trust, and faithfulness.

ya, if your still in high school it would be pretty hard to get away with it. I got an idea for you though... Go to a football game to a nearby high school that isn't playing your home school and meet some girls there. Go with one of your buddies that you can trust. If you happen to pick up a number from one of the chics and enter it into your cell phone.. Disguise it with a guy's name, so your girlfriend won't suspect nothing if she gets ahold of your phone. Ex. girl's name Chrissy, Enter Chris.

 

Middle school kids are so much easier though!

 

This is awkward, getting advice not only on the myg0t forums about anything but it also being about cheating. :sly:

Middle school kids are so much easier though!

 

This is awkward, getting advice not only on the myg0t forums about anything but it also being about cheating. :sly:

 

 

Oh, but as long as its >40, the older the woman, the better the pussy is. I fucked a 32 year old once a few years ago while my gf and I were split up temporarily, she was the best I ever had by far. The older ones know what they are doing.

You got banned for being a troll a couple weeks ago so stfu and you came back because you can't live with out getting on myg0ts dicks.

 

 

lol @ 2006

a girlfriend is easier pussy that a slut

 

 

 

what the fuck?

Actually most people here aren't nerds, some people like to talk about shit that they don't want to talk about with their friends like the circumcised penis thread. It's great that your 21 I'm 15 I have a lot of bitches to fuck and a lot of drugs to do in the next 6 years so I'm look forward to it. You learn as you grow.

 

Now on topic. I would want to have a girlfriend because she has qualities your everyday slut doesn't have. Like loyalty, trust, and faithfulness.

 

lol @ loyalty, trust, and faithfulness

 

you have never dated have you? because I think your opinion would be different if you have

lol @ loyalty, trust, and faithfulness

 

you have never dated have you? because I think your opinion would be different if you have

 

qft.

I like sluts as soon as they are mine.

There are two types of girls. Sluts, who sleep with you and bitches who sleep with everyone but you.

 

But, tbh, I prefer GF.

When you have one, you always want the other.

There are two types of girls. Sluts, who sleep with you and bitches who sleep with everyone but you.

 

But, tbh, I prefer GF.

 

THATS OFF A MOVIE.

 

tbh id rather fuck a bunch of sluts with a condom on and not catch shit, or id fuck a bunch of sluts and spread aids to every good little boy and girl, then there kids, and there kids and for generations they can thank me for a short life. or just have a huge collectoin of porn.

find a nice bisexual nympho gf

 

if anyone saw skeletor in ah pics here, shes gotten me laid more times in my life with her present than i ever did on my own. no need to get into #s as it will ruin the thread + cause e-fight flame wars.

 

the best part was we would just agree on womens and she would go pick them up, women are far less threatened/offended by a girl trying to pick them up than a guy.

When you have one, you always want the other.

 

qft

 

 

Although looking at it from another person's perspective I'm pretty happy to have a girlfriend I can get constant action with, and I don't have to pick her up at a party, or any of that gay shit. I also know she doesn't have herpes...

THATS OFF A MOVIE.

 

tbh id rather fuck a bunch of sluts with a condom on and not catch shit, or id fuck a bunch of sluts and spread aids to every good little boy and girl, then there kids, and there kids and for generations they can thank me for a short life. or just have a huge collectoin of porn.

 

Stickmen

find a nice bisexual nympho gf

 

if anyone saw skeletor in ah pics here, shes gotten me laid more times in my life with her present than i ever did on my own. no need to get into #s as it will ruin the thread + cause e-fight flame wars.

 

the best part was we would just agree on womens and she would go pick them up, women are far less threatened/offended by a girl trying to pick them up than a guy.

I think I saw her pic.... Can you bring it back up or find it?

 

Also, I'd prefer girlfriend if I didn't mention it before. There's more to it that just getting your rocks off.

Well. I would like a girlfriend exept for the following reasons.

 

• I'm ugly
  
• I'm boring
  
• I'm unfunny
  
• I'm anti-social
  
• I'm nervous
  
• I'm dumb
  
• I'm obsessive compulsive, eg when I'm talking to people I will walk around in circles or play with my hands nonstop, "Stand still you fucking retard"
  
• I can't hold a conversation
  

 

There are probably many more that I can not think of right now.

Well. I would like a girlfriend exept for the following reasons.

 

• I'm ugly
  
• I'm boring
  
• I'm unfunny
  
• I'm anti-social
  
• I'm nervous
  
• I'm dumb
  
• I'm obsessive compulsive, eg when I'm talking to people I will walk around in circles or play with my hands nonstop, "Stand still you fucking retard"
  
• I can't hold a conversation
  

 

There are probably many more that I can not think of right now.

 

i think another to add to the list would be that you have absolutely zero self-confidence.

 

do something about your problems instead of whine about em, all those things can be fixed or at least improved if you actually try...

 

thats my doctor phil advise for the today, minus the 30,000 dollar security system