I wish but I'm a freshmen and I don't know anybody that has this girl's #. I can't go to school because they might charge me with trespassing. This girl totally wants it but I got expelled before I could get with her and I don't have her number or screen name :tear:

 

Stop being a bitch. Shes got my space, facebook or one of those live book things. If shes don't then chances are shes really ugly.

 

 

Also girlfriends are bitchs. They nag , there stupid and they just complain complain compliain when you dont hang around then 24/7. Its soooooo much more easier to go to a party get drunk and get a one night girl. Just becareful about whos party it is and whos invited. If 3 or more girls are known sluts with out beer then avoidence of HIV is critical to partying suvival.

d0wn;435315']i think another to add to the list would be that you have absolutely zero self-confidence.

 

do something about your problems instead of whine about em, all those things can be fixed or at least improved if you actually try...

 

thats my doctor phil advise for the today, minus the 30,000 dollar security system

 

Exactly.

 

Leeroy my friend, it's up to you, AND I BELIEVE IN YOU

Well. I would like a girlfriend exept for the following reasons.

 

• I'm ugly
  
• I'm boring
  
• I'm unfunny
  
• I'm anti-social
  
• I'm nervous
  
• I'm dumb
  
• I'm obsessive compulsive, eg when I'm talking to people I will walk around in circles or play with my hands nonstop, "Stand still you fucking retard"
  
• I can't hold a conversation
  

 

There are probably many more that I can not think of right now.

 

Look... If I can hold a girlfriend for 3 years and I'm most of those above plus one (fat), I'm sure you can. Getting a girlfriend helps with the self confidence thing.

people being nice here... <3 this thread

 

sluts sluts sluts

Stop being a bitch. Shes got my space, facebook or one of those live book things. If shes don't then chances are shes really ugly.

 

 

 

Sense when did this logic come into play? Last time I checked there are some pretty hot girls that just don't know how to use the internet. Its not like EVERYONE has a maispace or any other online place to put their pictures.

 

BIGLIPSLEROY:

 

* I'm ugly - So? People say that about me all the time and yet I've managed to get a girlfriend and keep her for a year and a couple months. IMO girls are actually interested in personality as well as looks, so as long as you've got charm you can get the girl.

* I'm boring - Read. Read up on current events, read read and read some more. Make sure you know a lot of stuff that you can bring up in conversations that will make you sound intellegent, and if you flub up on something you can just use it to the skill below.

* I'm unfunny - Use stupid comments or jokes.. Faces, anything, if girls like you, they'll laugh no matter what you do.

* I'm anti-social - Get off the computer.

* I'm nervous - As soon as you get your first girlfriend and start to make more friends you'll become less anti-social, just try to hook up with some quiet girls that you know, and move up from there if you don't really like them.

* I'm dumb -- /wrists or... study and actually try at school.

* I'm obsessive compulsive, eg when I'm talking to people I will walk around in circles or play with my hands nonstop, "Stand still you fucking retard" - Since when does OC have to do with walking around and playing with your hands? A lot of people talk with their hands, in fact I do. I don't walk around people though... perhaps you should just hold still.

* I can't hold a conversation - Wait until you meet a girl you like, you'll be able to hold plenty of conversations. Note: Girls aren't afraid to talk about sex, and its actually a quite common and easy to relate to topic.

 

Hope this helps, because my fingers hurt.

:D

Sense when did this logic come into play? Last time I checked there are some pretty hot girls that just don't know how to use the internet. Its not like EVERYONE has a maispace or any other online place to put their pictures.

 

BIGLIPSLEROY:

 

* I'm ugly - So? People say that about me all the time and yet I've managed to get a girlfriend and keep her for a year and a couple months. IMO girls are actually interested in personality as well as looks, so as long as you've got charm you can get the girl.

* I'm boring - Read. Read up on current events, read read and read some more. Make sure you know a lot of stuff that you can bring up in conversations that will make you sound intellegent, and if you flub up on something you can just use it to the skill below.

* I'm unfunny - Use stupid comments or jokes.. Faces, anything, if girls like you, they'll laugh no matter what you do.

* I'm anti-social - Get off the computer.

* I'm nervous - As soon as you get your first girlfriend and start to make more friends you'll become less anti-social, just try to hook up with some quiet girls that you know, and move up from there if you don't really like them.

* I'm dumb -- /wrists or... study and actually try at school.

* I'm obsessive compulsive, eg when I'm talking to people I will walk around in circles or play with my hands nonstop, "Stand still you fucking retard" - Since when does OC have to do with walking around and playing with your hands? A lot of people talk with their hands, in fact I do. I don't walk around people though... perhaps you should just hold still.

* I can't hold a conversation - Wait until you meet a girl you like, you'll be able to hold plenty of conversations. Note: Girls aren't afraid to talk about sex, and its actually a quite common and easy to relate to topic.

 

Hope this helps, because my fingers hurt.

:D

qft

 

post of the year

Sense when did this logic come into play? Last time I checked there are some pretty hot girls that just don't know how to use the internet. Its not like EVERYONE has a maispace or any other online place to put their pictures.

 

BIGLIPSLEROY:

 

* I'm ugly - So? People say that about me all the time and yet I've managed to get a girlfriend and keep her for a year and a couple months. IMO girls are actually interested in personality as well as looks, so as long as you've got charm you can get the girl.

* I'm boring - Read. Read up on current events, read read and read some more. Make sure you know a lot of stuff that you can bring up in conversations that will make you sound intellegent, and if you flub up on something you can just use it to the skill below.

* I'm unfunny - Use stupid comments or jokes.. Faces, anything, if girls like you, they'll laugh no matter what you do.

* I'm anti-social - Get off the computer.

* I'm nervous - As soon as you get your first girlfriend and start to make more friends you'll become less anti-social, just try to hook up with some quiet girls that you know, and move up from there if you don't really like them.

* I'm dumb -- /wrists or... study and actually try at school.

* I'm obsessive compulsive, eg when I'm talking to people I will walk around in circles or play with my hands nonstop, "Stand still you fucking retard" - Since when does OC have to do with walking around and playing with your hands? A lot of people talk with their hands, in fact I do. I don't walk around people though... perhaps you should just hold still.

* I can't hold a conversation - Wait until you meet a girl you like, you'll be able to hold plenty of conversations. Note: Girls aren't afraid to talk about sex, and its actually a quite common and easy to relate to topic.

 

Hope this helps, because my fingers hurt.

:D

 

Your girlfriend says "hello".

 

PS. Thanks for the roofies.

http://nova.medicina.cz/files/gonorrhea_01.jpg

DEPENDS IF I FALL IN LOVE OR NOT.

Your girlfriend says "hello".

 

PS. Thanks for the roofies.

 

No problem. Any time you wanna date rape my girlfriend.. :naughty:

Id rather fuck girls in relationships with people I know to piss them off. :gaysex2: